Used Car Salesman Tahm

DrWafercookies·9/15/2015, 2:52:24 PM·88 votes·6,896 views
Photo by Spider Squirrel

Tahm two-suits here, here to provide a splendifourus offer on a quality automotive treasure.

Also added in some bonus and concept art from when I was spitting this stupid stuff between friends Bonus Concept

26 Comments

MrWasjig9/15/2015, 3:24:19 PM8 votes

+1 for the dialogue xD

FluxBound9/16/2015, 12:44:19 AM6 votes

he should barf up a lemon

Pæan9/16/2015, 3:18:10 AM4 votes

Only if when he ults he screams "TESTDRIVEEEE"

King Of Bugs9/15/2015, 9:44:28 PM2 votes

fucking awesome 10/10 would buy

Yormaughm9/15/2015, 11:55:44 PM1 votes

OMG this is amazing. Insta-buy.

Also I saw that he had two different coats and I instantly thought "Fat Guy in a Little Coaaat...."

SulkingKING9/15/2015, 6:07:08 PM1 votes

Feels like it would go great with Announcer Draven.

Septarian9/19/2015, 8:13:43 PM1 votes

This is wonderful

PT Waluigi9/15/2015, 3:46:02 PM1 votes

TahmKench Hello what can I do for you? (Waluigi) No it's not what you can do for me, it's what I can do for you! Do you like skins? TahmKench ....Carry on (Waluigi) I have two ideas for a skin. Wharf Rat Tahm Kench and... TahmKench Wharf Rats? (Waluigi) You know those things that replaced the poros in the bilgewater update? Anyway speaking of which, how would you like a Poro Skin for christmas?

Did you like any of my ideas, sir?

Monkey D Luffy9/16/2015, 6:05:53 AM1 votes

I absolutely hate Tahm, I hate his appearance, I hate his VO,I hate his deign,I hate his playstyle, I hate every single thing about him, whether he's balanced or not isn't what I hate about him I just hate everything he does, his auto attacks , his abilities, his walk animation, his gestures, his quotes, his laugh, his taunt, his dance his joke and his stupid tongue, I hate tahm so so much, most stupid looking, sounding, champion in league, not fun to play against not fun to have on your team, just delete him please riot.

Lugg9/15/2015, 10:05:08 PM1 votes

Awesome idea. Upvoted.

PIMPSMOOTH9/16/2015, 11:04:07 AM1 votes

Amazing 10/10

Seth the Bum9/16/2015, 2:25:15 PM1 votes

I love this idea. He's always so ready to make deals and has the gift of glib, this seems like a perfect fit for him. Also, I think a used car salesman is about as close as we'd get to an owner of an auto parts factory. Carry on, Tahmmy Boy!

Shosuko9/16/2015, 7:37:44 PM1 votes

Dude, I dig it!

Akesgeroth9/17/2015, 12:58:17 PM1 votes

"Let's make a deal..."

ExposedGenitalz9/19/2015, 1:29:36 AM1 votes

"Can interest you in a bargain?"

Adalore9/16/2015, 8:03:23 AM1 votes

I have admitted bias because I am one of the friends that spurred this into existence... :)

Rito pls.