So I lost Skaarl in top lane...

To any of you lily-livered cowards that like to come into my land, my Skaarl is missing and there's a reward of course to anyone who finds er':

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I went looking for her in Ionia, found this crazy fella fighting off some of them special Ionian long john warriors. Now I can respect crazy, even if he is a little weird the desire to kill is a very relatable feelin', but, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT RELOADS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!? This boy is straight lookin' at Captain Pajamas dead in the eye as he reloads his gun! It's no wonder he got caught, but I was too angry to just let him go without giving him a piece of my mind, so I went over to stab with him my longaxe.

Before I could one of my kin came over and told me to leave cause' it was some private matters of the "Lin Kuei" or some nonsense, so I told him as politely as I could "LISTEN HERE YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH, THIS IS MY LAND! GET YOUR FURRY ASS OFF MY PROPERTY!" Course' he just left after I said that and took crazy pants with em', and usually I just kill em all, but since Skaarl ain't here I didn't bother. God DAMNIT Skaarl! I hate walkin...

I imagine things are goin' ta get more excitin' later, but I don't know where to search for Skaarl next, I'm thinking either The Freljord or Mount Targon