Traffic Misdirection Jhin

Hey friends,

I work retail. I do manual labor. I wear an orange safety vest. One day, I looked in a mirror at work and realized how the large vest looked similar to Jhin's poncho he wears. Inspiration was found and my imagination took off into left field:

Jhin's Outfit - Neon Orange Safety Vest, with Reflective Safety Strip around waste belt. Wears Sunglasses over Regular Mask.

Jhin's Guns - MEGAPHONES. Shoots soundwave-like projectiles. Jhin shouts a safety/traffic violation on the 4th shot.

Q - Dancing Grenade - Rubber Ball symbolizing how kids run out into traffic chasing their ball. It explodes, of course, this is Jhin.

W - Deadly Flurish - Orange Traffic Wand. Or any vibrant safety color really.

E - Captive Audience - Orange Traffic Cone...THAT EXPLODES. Before dissipating, Traffic Cone looks like a cartoon shotgun split.

R - Curtain Call - A TRAFFIC SPEED SCANNER that DOUBLES AS A MEGAPHONE. Jhin is shouting safety/traffic violations with each blast.

So yeah, carnage ensues. Thoughts?

Maybe one day we can do Traffic Attendant Nasus, and his cane becomes a STOP sign.