I have an idea for a new champion (also I'm lying)!

His name will be Satan: Step Aside Teemo

He will have his base skin and a Teemo skin upon release.

Passive: Guerilla Warfare Satan's Original Idea. After a few seconds Satan will go invisible, and when he breaks invisibility he gains a huge amount of attack speed. Also if he's in a bush he can move while staying invisible because THAT'S NOT BS!!!

Q: #%&$ YOU TEEMO! Satan whips out a bazooka and launches a Teemo voodoo doll, which collides with the first enemy champion that it hits. If there is a Teemo in the game he will launch Teemo directly at the enemy nexus. If there are two Teemos in the same game, Satan will uninstall the game for you (13/11/9/7/5s cooldown).

W: Go to hell Teemo! Except not really because I live there... Satan deletes Teemo from the game, then sends a really nasty support ticket to Riot Games, thus getting your account permabanned.

E: Teemo's a Bitch. Randomly selects any player to disconnect from the game. Afterwards they will automatically lose LP and be temporarily banned, even if they weren't playing ranked (300s cooldown).

R: Scientology. Satan becomes a Scientologist for no apparent reason. That's it. That's all this ability does. It doesn't actually have any applicable use whatsoever. (Toggled ability because Satan is indecisive).