Da King of Rock N' Roll Tahm.

WannaBePIrate·2/27/2016, 6:37:29 AM·1 votes·291 views

Tahm Kench as an Elvis Impersonator, that's all. He's wearing the finest white suit a Demon of Greed can buy, bulging at the seams with his massive bulk, around his neck are gold chains he rightfully gained from his debts, to hide his squinty little eyes he wears shades so expensive they'd make a Solari blush. With a hair piece so bad and frayed he's practically compensating for his little bald head, it hangs out in a slick greased up pompadour. This king of the River is coming to a local concert near you, with his serenade recall, giving the best performance of his life, a ham sandwich he coughs out as a joke, his jubilant crying of" Baby baby baby" when he eats you alive, and his beautiful beautiful voice, let's all hail to the King baby.

"Tahm has just left the building."

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