The Juggernaut Club: Part 40
Ekko, the Pre-VGU duo of Urgot and Sion are now searching Zaun for Zilean, to see if he's here to inspect the time-related troubles that have resulted because of the Z-Drive's damaged state. (I.E. what reverted Urgot and Sion) They approach Singed's laboratory entrance and Ekko knocks on the door.
: Anybody home?
Warwick answers the door, still dressed in his butler's attire.
: He sighs More riff-raff. Go away! Zilean's already come by here!
: Ohh, ohh! Where'd he head?
: That way!
Warwick points, and the direction is leading towards Viktor's lab, which is across town from Singed's.
: OK, thanks!
Ekko runs off, with Urgot and Sion following. Seeing them in their Pre-VGU state causes Warwick's eyes to widen in shock! He shakes his head in disbelief as they round the corner, vanishing into the city.
: I've GOT to stop eating those mushrooms Kled sends us. It's clearly getting to my head!
: Warwick? Was that anyone important?
: I-
However, Viktor, Swain and Vlad (Along with Blitzcrank and Zac) approach now!
: And what do YOU people want?
: Have you seen Ekko!? He's stolen something of mine.
Singed hears this, and speaks up.
: Join the club! He's stolen 3 things of mine! My-
: I have no time to hear your complaints! I just want to know, HAVE YOU SEEN EKKO!?
: Yes.
Warwick points back towards Viktor's lab. He groans.
: Arrggh! Time to retrace our steps!
The others with him groan as well.
: Do you want to get Noxus fixed or not!?
: Ah-ah-ah, "Repaired" is the correct word.
Swain smiles sarcastically to Viktor, whose eyes dim in a deadpan expression.
Meanwhile, as Ekko and his retinue are walking in front of Breather Station...
: THERE YOU ARE!
: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Zilean's sudden outburst makes Ekko jump in shock!
He then turns around (As do Urgot and Sion) and they look at Zilean, who floats towards them with a displeased expression.
: Didn't do it, huh? Then what do you call THOSE!?
He points at the Pre-VGU Urgot and Sion.
: Hey, it's not MY fault! Blame the Juggernaut Club, they're the ones that broke my Z-Drive!
: Excuses, excuses, all I get are excuses!
: I'm serious, Zil! They-
: HERE YOU ARE!
They all turn in the direction the voice came from, and there is Viktor, pointing an accusatory finger at the group!
/ (In unison): They're after me! Both turn and look at one another Wait, they're after you?
: GIVE ME BACK MY INVENTION, YOU STUPID-
Viktor is about to fire his laser beam, when he and the rest of his group takes in the sight of the Pre-VGU Urgot and Sion! Blitzcrank suddenly makes a very confusing sound!
: Huh?
: What in the-
:: MALFUNCTION!
The Steam Golem does repeated double-takes as he looks back and forth at Urgot and Sion.
: DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM SHUTDOWN!
He then falls over, similar to his death animation in-game.
Viktor groans.
: See!? Now look what you've gone and done! Now I REALLY need my invention back so I can get Blitzcrank up and running again!
: What invent- OOHH!
: NOW the light-bulb clicks on, huh?
He walks up, with his hand outstretched, expecting Ekko to hand over the item.
: I kind of...
: Kind of what? Oh no... don't tell me...
Ekko puts up his hands defensively.
: Now don't jump to conclusions. I didn't break it, I just didn't BRING it. It's at my lab!
: Now just hold on here! I was about to discipline this young man for threatening the time-space continuum, and then you barge in and-
Swain and Vlad grab Zilean and pull him aside.
: I've had quite enough of getting side-tracked, so if you have a beef with the kid, wait until AFTER we've finished with him, thank you.
: First come, first served, after all!
: But I found him first! By your own logic, that should mean I-
: HEY! Is anyone gonna help me try to get Blitzy up and moving again, or what!?
: We can! Right, Sion?
Sion is still staring at himself, but has come out of shock enough to at least be able to talk.
: I'm hideous...
Urgot runs a hand over his face
: Oh boy.
To Be Continued...
: So, boss, I had a question...
: FIND THAT STUPID DIRECTOR, AND STOP THOSE DUMB JUGGERNAUTS FROM-
: Hey, why is everyone trying to- Huh?
: Hey boss, just checking in to see if- Oh.
: What's that?
: See? I TOLD you not to ruin all the ADC's dressing rooms!
: Ehh, it was worth it.
: HEY! AREN'T YOU FORGETTING ABOUT ME!?
