Greatest game mode idea ever: Global Ults

The title may make you confused but trust me, it's a great idea. What happens is you choose a character, lets say... Braum . Braums ult is the giant ice crack, but in global ults that crack would go from fountain to fountain, or close to it. It'd also be the size of a lane. Just imagine how much fun you would have if who ever you played had a global ult like Zed (ew). You could just see a low Jinx from across the map and appear and go "BOO."

There would be so much complications I know, like how Jayces ult is just a switch and Nid and Elises ult change them. You could just buff them a lot or just not play them. And for the people who already have global ults, SUPER SIZE 'EM! Gangplank? Well just make his ult the size of an entire base and if he has deaths daughter make it the size of the fountain. Jinx? MAKE HER ROCKET THE SIZE OF A LANE!!! Even Donger would be amazing, imagine ulting his rockets and just seeing them fly through the lane at the speed of light or ulting his turret and seeing that thing the size of an actual turret shooting people miles away!

I just think this would be a spectacular game mode that would be so much fun to play. You'd probably have to put a salt warning on it though because it may be fun for you to shoot a Kog'Maw blast and kill them in their own base from yours but it wouldn't be that fun to see a full ad Warwick strike you down from base to dragon.

So even though it would be confusing to make and tough to decide what to do for some of the champs I really think a lot of people would have a lot of fun here. You could make it half ARAM like you did with URF so you wouldn't always get that Kat ult from mid to bot lane or something. So just imagine playing this and just laughing your ass off while having Brand ults bounce across the world.

(This idea was not mine, it was from my awesome friend Snaps. :P)