A Corporate Matter Season 9 Episode 10
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Who Gets To Say Our Hobbies Don't Fit Who We Are
"So, once we are done restoring everything, do you think they might let us add a few things? Since we are working on the building anyway."
"It's doubtful, but it would be nice to make a few improvements."
"Yeah, we could do a lot. What would you add, if you could?"
"Hmmm, an exercise room. Treadmill, weights, that kind of stuff. With these crazy hours Kled is having me work I don't have time to go to the gym as often as I like."
"What about you Pyke, something spooky I'm sure."
"I'd like a huge fish tank, right in the main lobby. For everyone to see when they first walk in."
"That's awfully tame of you."
"I miss the ocean."
"You haven't said what you would want, Ivern."
"Easy, a Basketball court."
"Basketball, really?"
"It's a secret passion of mine. It would be amazing. I would be a true Dunkmaster. And all the other Dunkmasters would come to my court to chill and play Basketball. I can imagine it now."
"What is up ladies and gentlemen. I am Catseye Primetime Draven. Hosting this Dunkmaster 3v3 on the Corporate Courts. This is my co-host, Tanzanite Primetime Draven."
"Draven, you ever notice how we are the only announcers, for any event. Don't you think it gets a little repetitive?"
"It's because we are simply the best. Besides, this is only a daydream, so we aren't really even here."
"Ah, that makes sense. Well, let's get to the game. Let's let the home team introduce themselves."
"Dunkmaster Ivern here, taking names and winning games."
"I am the original Dunkmaster Yi. You are all nooblords compared to me.
"Dunkmaster Vi's my name, I'm just here to make you look lame.
"Oooh, poetic. And the visiting team?"
"Name's Dunkmaster Darius. I'm the full package; Playmaker, spine breaker."
"They call me Dunkmaster Nasus, the more I dunk, the harder I dunk."
"My name is Dunkmaster Illaoi. I put the slam in slam dunk!"
"Now this is a game. LET'S PLAY BALL!"
"Let me, the pro. Get the ball for us."
"Runs in and grabs the ball." "What is it you mastered, Yi? Sucking?"
"Wow, you are one rude dude."
"I got him."
"Charges and misses Dunkmaster Darius."
"Those are some pretty big hands to drop the ball with, Vi."
"You can't get past me."
"Runs past him and dunks for a score." "Looking a little stiff there, Ivern."
"AND HE SCORES! What a legend."
"Hey, Draven! Momma said you were adopted!"
"Wow, that was uncalled for. You alright Draven?"
"Wipes away a tear." "Yeah, I'm perfectly okay."
"Do you think we should do something to help him?"
"Nah, he normally 1v5's, this is nothing for him."
"You are very terrible. And not cool at all. There are some cool Dunkmasters, but you are not one of them. In fact, you might the uncoolest Dunkmaster ever."
"Oh, I'll show you."
Many epic Basketball plays later:
"It's all come down to this. Tie game, one minute left."
"Gimme the ball!"
"NEVER!"
"Throws the ball into the air."
"You moron, that isn't going to go anywhere near my basket."
"I wasn't aiming for the basket. GO DAISY!"
A giant rock monster with a Basketball jersey on appears out of nowhere and grabs the ball.
"Another player has entered the game!"
"Is that even legal?"
"Considering that Darius ripped one of the hoop posts out of the ground and started beating his competitors with it. I'm not sure we have refs to decide."
"I don't know if it matters though, there are only seconds left on the clock."
"Daisy throw it now!"
"She throws the ball towards the hoop. It's wobbly but still on course. Will it go in? It could go either way. Wow, it's almost like it's in slow motion."
"Come on, come on, come one!"
"Ivern, what are you doing?"
"Huh?"
"Ivern, come on!"
"What?"
"IVERN!"
"Yes!"
"What are you doing? I need your help to replace this wall."
"Sorry, I was just thinking."
"There will be plenty of time for that later. We are on a really unfair schedule and I don't want to get fired."
"Yeah alright, sorry."
"Hold this, I have to go grab something."
"Closes eyes." "I'm finally a winner."
