The Juggernaut Club: Part 50

: YA-HAHAHAHAHA!

Kled and Skaarl continue to gain momentum as they rush down the hill towards Garen. Oblivious to the dastardly duo headed his way, Garen looks for a way past this roadblock.

: There's gotta be a way around this thing somewhere.

He then notices something glittering in the sun.

: Hmm?

He walks over to where the glittering is coming from, which is in front of a large rock jutting out of the ground like a ramp. He then looks down and sees...

A Gold Coin! It was heads-up even!

: Score! That's one more Gold Coin than I had before!

As he moved, Kled and Skaarl had changed their trajectory to try and ensure collision. But they've failed to account for the ramp/rock now in front of Garen.

: Skaarl! STOP! STOP! YOU COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT, I SAY STOP!

But Skaarl's built-up too much momentum to stop now. They barrel down towards the ramp, as Garen admires his discovery.

: Heads up even, it's my lucky day!

He gets down on his knees to pick up the coin, disappearing behind the ramp/rock.

: SKAAARRL! DAAAAAMMMMNNN IIIIITTTT-

WHOOSH!

Kled and Skaarl run right up the ramp and go flying into the air over Garen's head and the rubble-roadblock!

: YAAAAAH!

Garen, as he stands up, feels the rush of wind as a result of the momentum the two had built up, and looks around in confusion. He then shrugs his shoulders and puts the coin in his pocket.

: Well, I think I'll have to find a way around this thing.

He walks off down a side-path leading elsewhere into the city. As he does, he sees that the locals have set-up scaffolding and are rebuilding, to the best of their ability.

: If I know Jarvy's pop, Demacia's already all nice and repaired from Galio's damage.

In Demacia, all rebuilding efforts have been put on hold, due to lack of funds. Why, you may ask? Well, remember those backpacks filled to the brim with gold way back when in the early parts of the Zaun Arc? Well, now you know where it came from!

J4 has been placed as the victim of a dunk tank, and to scrounge up the funds to repair the city (Aside from what's already been accomplished), his father's set it up so that the citizens may come and subject J4 to it! For a price.

: But DAAAAD! I keep telling you, this is all Garen's fault!

But Jarvan the 3rd isn't having any of his son's attempts to pass the buck.

J3: Imagine the sound of the adults speaking from various Charlie Brown/Peanuts specials, or in other words, the trombone effect

Jarvan the 3rd walks away, opening the dunk tank to the public. Much to J4's horror, the first person in line is Lux!

: Mischievously evil chuckling

Lux tosses the ball up and down for a moment, before taking aim and throwing!

As Garen goes down a business street that looks to have gotten through the events of the "Chaos in Noxus" arc relatively unscathed (Some rubble here, some damage there, but overall still functional) he sees Sona, dressed in her DJ attire come out of a club or bar (Not affiliated with Riven's Bunny Bar or Morgana's Sinful Succulence). She notices him and waves.

Garen just walks right by, only saying the following.

: Sup, no-talker? Just keep on... no talking.

Sona's DJ outfit, seemingly changing to match her mood, turns red. (Similar to her "Concussive" DJ appearance) She pushes a button on her keyboard/equipment and sends forth the familiar yellow wave known as her ult towards Garen!

The wave of energy hits our hero, causing him to uncontrollably start dancing!

: What the!?

Amumu, who had managed to get free of the cocoon of webbing that Elise had wrapped him up in a few chapters back, sees this as he walks around the corner, looking for the way out of the city.

: Finally! Someone ELSE knows how it feels!

Sona, without even looking, presses another button and sends a Power Chord Amumu's way. It hits him, sending him flying back. He gets up, sniffling.

: OK, OK! I know when I'm not wanted! Cries

Amumu runs away.

Sona then floats on over to Garen and watches him as he stands there, dancing helplessly.

: OK, I take back the "no-talker" thing! Now turn this off!

Sona however, just smiles as he continues to dance uncontrollably. She grabs him by the cheek.

(Telepathically): Listen up, buster. Just because I'm mute doesn't mean I can't talk!

: Actually it does; that's kind of the definition of mute.

(Telepathically): Semantics!

: Not sure you're using that word correctly either; Semantics means- Hey wait. Are you... talking?

(Telepathically): Why no, this is just that one voice in your head; you know, the one that tells you do to crazy things? Yes, you bone-head, I'm using telepathy.

: That related to magic in any way?

(Telepathically): No.

Sona shakes her head in frustration before sighing.

(Telepathically): You're lucky that you're such a hotbod handsomeface.

: Now those words were DEFINITELY nonsensical. Anyways, what are you implying?

Sona runs her free hand down her face.

(Telepathically): Keep this up and I just might leave you to your fate. I got the hots for you, is that such a bad thing?

Garen thinks about it for a moment.

: Could be... knowing a certain redhead who shall remain unnamed...

(Telepathically): Don't PUSH it! I saw what became of your little Kitty-Kat, so I figured I could make my move now.

Garen rolls his eyes.

: Back to the "relationship issues" thing again, aren't we...

(Telepathically): Since I've got you like this, might as well stake my claim.

She starts dragging Garen along with her as she floats away.

(Telepathically): Come on, I gotta get to Bilgewater for my Ionian Tour to begin...

: NO! I'M SO CLOSE TO GETTING MY MEMBERSHIP BACK!

Mustering all his willpower, Garen turns towards Sona. The up-and-down motions of his arm start to smack Sona repeatedly across the face!

(Telepathically): Hey! Stop that! You- Ughh...

Sona falls over, beaten into unconsciousness by Garen's helplessly wailing arms as he danced. Once she was out, he stopped dancing. Garen lets out a sigh of relief.

: Phew! Now, on to the Clubhouse!

He runs off down a road with a partially-destroyed sign reading "This way to Sion's Monument". The "Sion's Monument" part is scratched up, making it somewhat illegible. Scrawled over-top it is "The Juggernaut Clubhouse".

Garen sees the monument at last, and walks towards his destination with a tall, triumphant stride.

He walks up to the door and kicks it open, taking a triumphant pose as he enters!

: I'M BAAAAACK!

But the clubhouse is completely deserted! He looks around in shock, confusion and disappointment!

: HEY! WHERE IS EVERYBODY!?

To Be Continued...

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