Udyr Song

You can’t fight the tiger, be better off if you fled. I’m all up in your jungle, in your lanes, in your head. Try to toe-to-toe and I’ll end up fed. You can’t clear your camps cuz they’re already dead! I’m the king of the jungle, striped camoflauge you can’t see. King of the Rift, I’m behind every tree! Think you strike fast? Don’t insult me! I deserve a Cy Young cuz every hit is strike three!

I’m the turtle, I move slow and I don’t hit fast. Don’t dodge skill shots, take ‘em center of mass. Evolution didn’t kill me, I’m a blast from the past! My shell won't crack or strain or stress, I’m an immovable object, put your question to rest. Better bring the machines to siege, go full court press, One part mobile home, one part fortress.

You can’t run from the bear, you can’t fight the tiger, can’t hurt the turtle, and shouldn’t play with fire! I don’t get abilities, only changing stance. Even without an ult, you don’t stand a chance.

Run all you want, you can’t escape the bear. You can aim for a spot but I’ll beat you there. Call me Gaston, cuz I’m covered in hair, But I'll unleash the Beast if you enter my lair. I got shades for my fists cuz my punches are stunning. Trying to dodge my claw? Boy, you sure are funny. Just give up now, and hand me some money. I’d fight the bees, but your tears are sweeter than honey.

I’m like a flaming ballerina, watch me turn. Shouldn’t play with the phoenix, else you’re gonna get burned. Been here for years, I’d think you’d learn. I need your address to send your family the urn. I don’t give a Fawkes about your stacked armor, Just give me that ring, I’ll save you a walk to Mordor. Try to douse it with your tears when you look at the score! Flame breath engulfs you till you alt-F-4!