the Juggernaut Club: Part 41

Lux is seen walking along the road home to Demacia.

: Stupid, stupid big brother! What's that knife-wielding nutjob got that the women of Demacia don't? Well, for all the trouble he's put me through, I DON'T CARE! He can LIVE in Noxus! He obviously can't come home anyway because of the Crown of Stone thing that Poppy sentenced on him, so what's it matter?

She continues to grumble and complain to no one but herself, when she hears some other voices yelling. Coming up over a hill, she sees...

: Prince Jarvan? And Quinn, and Lucian?

J4, having woken up, is still wriggling and trying to get free to avoid going home to have to face his father.

: Hey look, it's the Golden Girl!

: Good! By the authority vested in me by the King, I order you to come help us get this brat of a prince under control, by any means necessary!

: BELAY THAT ORDER! I OVERRULE IT! I ORDER YOU TO REFUSE THAT ORDER!

As she approaches the group, Lux puts a hand on her chin as she mulls over what she was just ordered.

: So, which one are you wanting me to refuse? The last 3 you just gave me, or the one Lucian gave?

Quinn slaps J4 across the face, and Valor attempts to do the same with his talons, but she stops him mid-swipe.

: Shut it, you brat! Your authority's was moot the second Lu walked through the door back in Piltover! She then whispers the following to Valor I don't want you to hurt your limbs hitting this hard-headed idiot. You've already had enough misfortune what with getting kicked, stepped on, and all that other stuff.

Lux's eyes widen, and then she smiles evilly as she walks up to the group and pulls out her staff.

: Any means necessary, you say?

: Yes! As long as he still breathing by the time we get him back, the King said he doesn't care what his condition is!

: Goodie... I'll be GLAD to help get him under control... I've been needing a punching bag for my frustrations anyway...

: Punching bag?

Lux turns towards J4 menacingly. J4 starts to whimper.

She unleashes her wrath upon the prince. Both Lucian and Quinn step back and just watch.

: Excellent form.

: Yes, indeed. She cups her hands over her mouth, to shout over J4's screams of pain Hey Lux!

: Hmm?

Lux stops for a moment and looks up. Seeing that she was distracted, J4 tries to crawl away. But Lux uses her Q, binding him in place.

: Ah-ah-ah, can't have you crawling off.

: Starts to Sob uncontrollably.

: You ever catch up with your bro?

: No. And you know what? I DON'T CARE!

In Noxus, at Morgana's Sinful Succulence shop...

Sona, (In her DJ attire), is performing, and a number of various Champions, from various regions, are there dancing.

: She's amazing!

: I can't stop dancing! As in, I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP DANCING! SOMEBODY HELP!

: Gladly!

She fires her E, covering Amumu up in a cocoon of webbing.

: Mmpfhghg Mpffhf?

: No need to thank me! I'm just here to celebrate another successful "Pilgrimage"!

Out at the tables, Annie and Zoe and seen bickering.

: You can't come to Tibbers' tea party! Bleah!

Annie sticks out her tongue at Zoe. Zoe responds in kind.

: Well who cares!? I'm an immortal ancient being and a messenger of the Cosmos, so there!

She folds her arms and pouts as Annie walks off towards the dance-floor.

: Who needs a stupid tea-party anyways? I'm BEYOND such childish things.

Jax, who is seated on a table nearby, scoffs.

: Says the girl who still has a jump rope.

: Shut up, Jax!

Zoe shoots her E bubble and he accordingly falls flat on his face onto the table, asleep and snoring.

Gragas, who was out on the dance floor, comes back. He groans upon seeing Jax asleep.

: What, you passed out here too? Morgana doesn't even SERVE alcoholic beverages! Talk about a lightweight.

: Which is more than what can be said for you~

Gragas turns to her and lifts his barrel up like in his W's empowered AA, but Morgana loudly clears her throat, causing both to turn their attention to her. She is wearing her bakery attire, and holds a platter of sugar cookies in her hand.

: Your order of Scalding Sugar Cookies is done.

: Tch. Fine, I'll let it slide.

He then comes up and grabs the whole platter and lifts it up over his head, intending to eat all of them in one sitting. But, Zoe smiles mischievously, and using her Ult, she blinks between the platter and Gragas and opens up her mouth, swallowing all of them instead of him getting them all.

: What the!? WHY YOU LITTLE-

As she licks her lips when she blinks back to her seat, Zoe shows a complete lack of concern as Gragas rushes forward at her like with his E.

: Sleep.

She fires her E and it smacks Gragas, causing him to fall asleep mid-dash. Zoe nonchalantly slips around him and he crashes right into a wall, shaking the whole establishment! Zoe sticks out her tongue, and prepares to leave, but when she turns towards the door, standing there with her hands on her hips, is Morgana! (Imagine her facial expression to be something similar to Hopper's in "A Bug's Life")

: Going somewhere?

: Why yes. I believe I've got a message to deliver on behalf of my space doggy.

Morgana fires her Q, and Zoe is unable to dodge it quickly enough, and she gets rooted.

: That ought to keep you busy while I assess the damage that Gragas just caused.

: No fair...

Morgana walks up past the now dazed Gragas, and sees there is an appropriately "Gragas" shaped dent in the wall. She groans.

: And I was just thinking to myself how lucky I was that my place got though Urgot and Jinx's idiocy unscathed...

Riven, who has come here to relax after rebuilding her bar, speaks up.

: That's more than what can be said for MINE! Those dumb Juggernauts have leveled my bar 4 times! IN JUST THE PAST MONTH!

: Too bad I wasn't around to see that! Anyways Morgy, you spoke too soon, didn't ya?

Morgana snaps her fingers, activating her W under the footing of Zoe. Zoe quickly starts jumping up and down as her feet get burned by the tormented soil.

: Yow! Ohh! Eesh! The Floor is Lava! Literally!

To Be Continued...