joke champion concept

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the Terrified Screamer, conceived by PelicanofDeath and kit created by me

(this is a copy-paste from another thread where I wrote out the kit in the form of a champion spotlight)

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‘s passive is Constant Fear. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's secondary bar tracks Fear, which fills up whenever an enemy champion appears within his frontal vision range with a dash, blink, unstealth, or if an enemy hasn't been seen by him for a while; each enemy Scare adds one Fear stack. At maximum fear stacks, the next enemy champion to Scare him will overstack his Fear, causing him to scream, silencing all enemy champions within a certain radius and granting him a burst of decaying movement speed, both scaling with level.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's Q is Startled Strike. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA expends one Fear stack to deal bonus damage on his next basic attack, dealing physical damage equal to a base amount multiplied by the number of stacks he had before the expenditure. The base damage scales with attack damage, and the ability's cooldown is reduced each time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA receives a Fear stack.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's W is Hyper-Vigilance. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's senses are heightened, immediately fully stacking his Fear for several seconds before they decay one stack at a time. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA can reactivate this ability to get off an instant silence and receive an immediate speed buff, but to a lesser effect.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's E is Get It Away! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA flails his arms in front of him at incredible speed, slowing and slapping enemy units in a cone for a hundred procs of physical damage in two and a half seconds, scaling with his attack damage and attack speed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA may move during the effect of this ability, gaining movement speed if he moves away from an enemy champion."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's ultimate is Ultimate Bravery. He gains movement speed for fifteen seconds and his next basic attack will cause him to leap to his target, instantly silencing his target and any enemies around AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA automatically gets Scared by each enemy every two seconds, but his secondary bar has been replaced with a Scared bar, which fills up every time an enemy scares him. At maximum Scared, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA gains six times more movement speed and runs like a chicken to the nearest ally tower where the Scared stacks will decay away, thereby ending his ultimate effect."