Song Parody: Gank Them All
(parody of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift)
I came to mid too late; Got nothing on my grade; That's what teammates say (mhm). That's what teammates say (mhm). Bought one too many gates Tryin' to make the toplane stay, That's what I anticipate (mhm). That's what I anticipate (mhm).
But I keep stampin'; Can't stop, won't stop campin'. It's like I've got the nexus in my mind, Sayin' one day it will be mine.
'Cause the Blitzcrank gotta crank crank crank crank crank crank, And the tankers gotta tank tank tank tank tank; I'm just gonna gank gank gank gank gank, I gank them all, I gank them all. The flankers gotta flank flank flank flank flank And the Gangplank gotta bank bank bank bank bank. Baby, I'm just gonna gank gank gank gank gank; I gank them all, I gank them all.
I never miss a ping; Always waiting in the wings. And that's what they don't see (mhm). That's what they don't see (mhm).
I'm fighting on my own; I make the plan up as I go And that's what they don't know (mhm). That's what they don't know (mhm).
But I keep stampin'; Can't stop, won't stop campin'. It's like I've got the nexus in my mind, Sayin' one day it will be mine.
'Cause the Blitzcrank gotta crank crank crank crank crank crank, And the tankers gotta tank tank tank tank tank; I'm just gonna gank gank gank gank gank, I gank them all, I gank them all. The flankers gotta flank flank flank flank flank And the Gangplank gotta bank bank bank bank bank. Baby, I'm just gonna gank gank gank gank gank; I gank them all, I gank them all.
I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all.
Hey hey hey! Just think - while you've been raped and run thin By the campers and dirty dirty cheesers of the world, You could have been getting down to this sick beat.
Their Jarvan bought a new Doran's, Saying "damn I'm poor." But I'm just gonna gank That Yasuo over there With the bushy, black hair. Why don't you push further, baby, So I can gank gank gank....
'Cause the Blitzcrank gotta crank crank crank crank crank crank, And the tankers gotta tank tank tank tank tank; I'm just gonna gank gank gank gank gank, I gank them all, I gank them all. The flankers gotta flank flank flank flank flank And the Gangplank gotta bank bank bank bank bank. Baby, I'm just gonna gank gank gank gank gank; I gank them all, I gank them all.
Gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. Gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all. I-I-I gank them all, I gank them all.