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Bard - the Wandering Caretaker
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Defense
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Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Ivern - the Green Father
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Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Jhin - the Virtuoso
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Defense
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Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Kha'Zix - the Voidreaver
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Defense
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Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Lulu - the Fae Sorceress
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Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Wukong - the Monkey King
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Defense
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Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Ornn - The Fire below the Mountain
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Defense
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Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Rammus - the Armordillo
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Defense
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Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Rengar - the Pridestalker
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Defense
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Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Ryze - the Rune Mage
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Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Fighter
Shaco - the Demon Jester
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Defense
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Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Talon - the Blade's Shadow
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Defense
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Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Taric - the Shield of Valoran
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Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Twitch - the Plague Rat
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Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin

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King Dellron4/16/2018, 5:14:51 PM14 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Miss Fortune, Fury Road

Soraka "What ya watchin'?"

Warwick "One of my favorite movies, Miss Fortune, Fury Road."

Soraka "You just like it because it has Hyena Warwick in it."

Warwick "It's really hard for Warwicks to get parts in big picture movies that aren't just big bad monster. Stuff like this is a huge step towards diversity in movies."

Soraka "Warwicks do play the best big bad monsters though."

Warwick "Well yeah, but we want to have more. Come here, watch the movie with me."

Soraka "Alright, only because I love action flicks." "Sits down next to Guard Dog Warwick."

MissFortune "Ah yes, what a perfectly nice day in the post-apocalyptic desert. I haven't eaten in a week and I drank the rest of my water yesterday. But at least I have my peace and quiet. Just me and my car, all alone. No life for miles, because civilization ended years ago. This is perfect."

Trundle "Running towards Road Warrior Miss Fortune." "START THE CAR, START THE CAR!"

MissFortune "Dammit! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY-" "Sees an armada of vehicles in the distance driving towards her." "Okay, I see. GET IN, QUICK!"

Trundle "Gets in car." "DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!"

MissFortune "Floors it." "What is going on? Who are you? And who are they?"

Tristana Tristana Tristana Tristana Tristana "Hi!"

Trundle "I'm Junkyard Trundle. Those are the Tristanas. I sorta stole them from the Badlands Baron and now he wants my head."

MissFortune "Do you have a death wish?"

Warwick "He was holding them captive against their will, forcing them to be his wives. I couldn't watch it any longer."

MissFortune "Well, I didn't sign up for this." "Stops car." "I am going to hand you back to him so that I can be left in peace."

Tristana "No."

Tristana "Please."

Tristana "You can't."

Tristana "I'm not going back."

Tristana "I would rather die."

Trundle "I will die."

MissFortune "Uhhhhggg, Fine! I'll join you on your suicide mission." "Starts driving again."

Cuts to the car armada:

Rumble "They have stolen my property. They have stolen our future. I don't know who's driving that car. But when we catch them, all involved in the theft of my wives will suffer a fate worse than death. COME ON BOYS, LET'S HAVE US SOME FUN!"

Warwick "OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY! HEHAHAHAHE!"

Tristana "Uhm, miss driver lady, they are getting really close."

MissFortune "What? No one is faster than my car." "Looks behind her." "Okay, something might be wrong with my car."

Trundle "Somethings wrong? HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!"

MissFortune "Look, I haven't exactly had to outrun an army in a while. So don't yell at me. Now I need to fix this and we can't stop. So I'm gonna need you to drive for a minute."

Trundle "Drive? I'm a troll, I can't drive. I can hardly-"

MissFortune "Climbs out window."

Trundle "Woah, guess I don't get a choice. If we all die, it's not my fault." "Grabs steering wheel."

MissFortune "Ah, here's the problem. There's an empty rat nest clogging up my engine."

Twitch "SKREEEEEEEE!!!!"

MissFortune "AHHHHHHH, NOT EMPTY NOT EMPTY!" "Blasts the rat with a shotgun."

Trundle "Hey, you mind not doing that while I'm learning how to drive."

MissFortune "There, all better. We should be going full speed now. Move over big guy." "Climbs back into the driver seat."

Tristana "Why do they have a guy with a flamethrower guitar?"

Trundle "What?" "Looks behind him." "Oh, that's awesome!"

Rumble "Come on boys, drive faster, DO SOMETHING! WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY!"

Warwick "I have a plan. Launch me towards their car. If I make it I can get inside and stop them."

Rumble "Succeed and I will carry you to Rito's gates myself."

Warwick "You mean it?"

Rumble "You will ride eternal, legendary and OP!" "Launches Hyena Warwick."

MissFortune "So I wanted to ask, how did you lose your arm?"

Trundle "Oh, it just fell off one day. Yeah, was really weird. Got this sick metal arm now though."

MissFortune "I don't think-"

"BANG!"

Trundle "What was-"

Warwick "HAHAHAHA, I GOT YOU NOW!"

MissFortune "HEY, LET GO OF MY STEERING WHEEL!"

Warwick "COME HERE MY PRETTIES!"

MissFortune "You, are, beginning to, annoy me!" "Pulls out shotgun and begins shooting up."

Warwick "Lets go of the wheel and dances on the roof to avoid getting shot." "Ooohh, you're not gonna get me, you're going to run out of ammo before you-." "Gets shot." "Oh, ya got me." "Falls off car."

MissFortune "Boy, he was infuriating."

Tristana "Uh, that's a really big sandstorm in front of us."

Trundle "Guess we're going to have to drive right through it."

MissFortune "What? That's incredibly stupid. I'm just going to turn left and go away from the storm."

Trundle "You know, that's actually a much better idea."

They turn left, but Badlands Baron Rumble anticipated this move.

Rumble "I'VE GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU NOW!"

MissFortune "UH OH, EVERYONE, BRACE FOR IMPACT!"

Suddenly, everything goes black.

Warwick "Come on, that was the best part!"

Soraka "Looks like the powers out, I'll get the flashlights."

Warwick "Curse you Corporate Mundo and your cheap power generators."

Soraka "It's alright, we'll finish the movie when the power comes back."

Warwick "It's not the same, the mood has already been ruined. I'm going to take a nap."

Soraka "Sweet dreams."

ldentity4/17/2018, 12:37:21 PM4 votes

LCK: Rageblade Jhin is game-breakingly OP.

RIOT: ....

PLAYERS: ....

RIOT: ...let's make him free.

nihow5554/17/2018, 1:38:01 AM3 votes

When I made this series two years ago, I myself found it really funny. And so did some others on the following forum. I'd known that stories have been posted on free champ rot. for a while, and I few days ago, i thought: Why not my stories?

"A Corporate Matter." Thank you for taking the weekly time to make these stories, as I am starting. I've read through your entertaining stories for the past few weeks and they really brighten up my day.

Before reading this story, please read through the ENTIRE forum. This is it's origin. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/sHABUBMx-ezreal-and-taric?show=flat

YouTube Channel: NukeConnon(nonprofit, as of now) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpnruGge_SBBKZQtC28Uriw?view_as=subscriber

Please read through all previous scenarios to catch up.

Scenario IV

A few hours after Scenario III

Taric ...And the final crystal I know is...drumroll...the Zapphire Crystal! Now for the crystals I don't know, and trust me, there are many more gems I don't know than I do know!

Zed (Exasperated) It's okay. Seriously. You don't have to show me. We can end the tour now.

Taric But Lux said I have to give you a tour. Does that mean an entire tour, though?

Zed You know you can't trust Lux right?

Taric I can't? Wait, but the last time you said that, you were gonna kill Ezreal right afterwards.

Zed Shoot, right. Can I please take a break from the tour at least?

Taric Hmm...does that apply to what Lux said in any way?

Zed I'm just going to take a break.

Taric NO!!! YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE!!! (Jumps on Zed)

Zed OOF!!! WHAT THE HELL!? GET OFF ME!!! (Shadows Away)

Taric (Casts Stun Spell) YOU SHALL NOT DISHONOR THE GEM SHOP TOUR!!!

Zed Okay! Okay! Fine! I won't take a break! Just don't jump on me again!

Taric It's settled then.Let us continue our tour of my fabulous gem shop!

Zed Ugh.

Just then, Taric spots Ezreal walking past the Gem Shop HOLDING HANDS with Lux

Taric Excuse me Zed, but I have sudden important business to attend to.

Zed Can I leave please?

Taric Fine.

Zed YES!!! (Creates Shadow Hole and Jumps in)

Taric runs up to Ezreal and Lux

Ezreal (Breaks hand from Lux's) Oh, hi Taric...heh heh...look this isn't what it seems.

Taric IT'S TIME I PUT AN END TO THIS, LUX!!!

Lux END MY LOVE FOR EZREAL!? MORE LIKE THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU GAY WEIRDO!!!

Ezreal Please, we don't have to settle this like this...

Taric MY LOVE FOR HIM IS TRUE, AND EVEN IN A HARDER SITUATION THAN YOURS!!!

Lux HOW DARE YOU BELIEVE I AM UNFAITHFUL TO MY DEAR EZREAL!!!

Ezreal Please, calm down...

Lux YOU SHALL SUFFER A DEMACIAN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!!

Taric YOU SHALL DIE FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS TO MY DEAR EZREAL!!!

Ezreal WHY DOES LOVE HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT!!! (Starts Sobbing)

Lux Oh no! I'm so sorry Ezreal!

Taric Please! forgive me for being such a cause of distress!

Meanwhile, in the Shadow Realm

Zed Ouch! This Darkness! it's too great! Even for me! I must stop it before it kills me! Eesh! (Rises to surface where Ezreal, Lux, and Taric are)

(On Surface)

Zed Good day, everyone. May I be of assistance?

LuxTaric Not now, Zed.

Zed I have to stop whatever is happening here, or as I know as the astounding strength of darkness is actually going to kill me instead of empowering me.

Taric It is a greatest sorrowful time. Ezreal has been emotionally hurt. And it's all our fault.

Lux Couldn't have said it better.

Zed Hmm...let's see here...how about I counsel Ezreal in private?

Lux You better keep your word, or you will suffer!

Taric As long as it helps my dear Ezreal.

Zed Very Well, we’ll get right back to you guys as soon as possible.

In a Corner of the Woods

Ezreal I'm so depressed I can't even be scared of you.

Zed Honest, I'm here to help. First of all, because if I don't, I somehow but probably will die. And second, what you're going through is so totally beyond sad that I have o sympathize with my prey.

Ezreal Well, do you somehow have any suggestions.

Zed Tough question, hmm...well, if I were you, which is really hard for me to do...I'd say...just tell them to let it go for now...?

Ezreal Yes! Perfect! I can't believe I'm saying this to you, but thank you Zed.

Zed No problem, because I hope there'll be no probelm now.

Ezreal and Zed walk back

Taric My dear Ezreal, I just want to say I'm sorry.

Lux Don't know what else to say, just, sorry.

Zed Alright, just listen to what he says, so I don't die.

Ezreal It's okay. I forgive both of you. Really. All I want right now is for both of you to let it off, at least for now.

Lux Ofcourse, Ez, I have other things that I can use to take my mind of this. I'm not saying our love isn't the most important thing to me!

Taric But Ezreal, I want my love with you to be crystal clear. I don't ever want to go separate ways from you.

Ezreal Taric, you know you I can't do that right now.

Taric But I want to love you for...

Ezreal Didn't you hear what I said, now please...

Taric Yes, but please, our love means the...

Ezreal Taric, come on...

Taric Please, Ezreal...

Ezreal Taric...

Taric Our love is...

Ezreal Taric.

Taric It means so...

Ezreal Taric!

Taric But plea-

Ezreal TARIC!!!

Taric ...

Ezreal I'm sorry for yelling Taric. Just please, listen.

Taric ...

Ezreal Taric, I didn't mean to...

Taric WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M SO SORRY EZREAL!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!

Ezreal Shoot. I'm sorry too, just...

Taric WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!

Ezreal It's okay Taric, it's okay...

Lux Ezreal! What the heck are you doing!?

Ezreal Shh. Let me do this.

Zed Groan...Lux, uh...can't believe I'm asking you for this...groan...but...darkness too great...dying...help...some light!

Lux Not as unusual as Ezreal soothing taric, but okay. (Shines light at Zed)

Zed Oh! I feel much better right now! Thank you! I owe you my life!

Lux A bit more unusual, but nowhere close.

Taric WAAAAAHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ezreal It's okay. Shh...Shh...

5 Minutes Later

Taric Sniffle. I'm sorry Ezreal. I should've known better. Sniffle.

Ezreal It's okay. I'm sorry too. Just please, let this off for now.

Taric Anything for you to trust me.

Ezreal Thank you Taric.

Taric I'm so saddened. I can't even say "check out my Gem Shop."

Nasus :3 WAIT WTFWTFWTWTWTFWTWTWTWTWTWTFWTFWTFWTFWTWTWTWTF!!!!!

Come back next week for another Scenario!

GreenHydralisk4/16/2018, 7:58:01 PM2 votes

I feel like a bunch of these guys were just free really recently.

yuanoah4/16/2018, 10:47:37 PM2 votes

yay rengar

proguy354/17/2018, 3:42:01 AM2 votes

why is wukong half way up the list?