New free champion rotation: Ahri, Garen, Aurelion Sol and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Upseting Space Dictators Is Usually A Bad Idea
"And so then I says to 'em, botlane Ziggs is great cause it means more variety. And then they just stopped complaining, hahahahaha."
"Corporate Lee Sin, you are under arrest!"
"I'm gonna need to call you back. Under arrest? For what reason!"
"gross negligence of your job. It's your job to balance the league of legends. If this is what you call balanced, I'm afraid you belong in much worse places than where I am taking you."
"Damn, he actually has a valid reason. You think you can bring me in on your own?"
"Well, thanks to you I can build full lethality. TRY ME!"
"Alright alright, I'm coming. What kind of police department hires a Darkstar anyways?"
"Oh, I'm not police. I work for Dreadnova Gangplank. We are going to his space prison. Come, my bow shall open a black hole that leads there."
"Open a black hole? That doesn't sound very- ahh AHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Gets sucked in."
"Ahhh, Corporate Lee Sin, glad you could make it."
"Well, lethality is overpowered. So I didn't get much of a choice."
"AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT!!! You are going to be imprisoned here for all eternity. Maybe then they will find someone to balance the game that actually knows what he is doing."
"I don't understand why you seem to be taking this so personally?"
"Really? You have no idea? NAME ONE THING ABOUT ME THAT YOU HAVEN'T NERFED IN THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF!"
"Well there was, I didn't, no. Okay, I'm coming up blank."
"Okay, how about an easy question. Name one buff you have given me since my rework. Any buff at all."
"Th-th-there isn't any."
"What's that? speak up."
"I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU ANY BUFFS SINCE THE REWORK."
"AND FOR THAT YOU WILL ROT IN THIS PRISON!"
"Now Planky, we can talk about this. Just send me back, I'll buff any part of you that you want. It wouldn't be the first time I screwed up balance for personal gain."
"YOU CAN'T TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE! I can ensure that your replacement gets me my buffs. No, I'm imprisoning you here for revenge, nothing more. Take him away, Darkstars."
A brief walk through the prison later:
"Here, go in the food court with the other scum from this block. And don't even try and think about escaping. I helped build this prison out of a dead star. No one gets out."
"Throws Corporate Lee Sin in the room."
"Look, fresh meat."
""Hey there, pretty boy. How about I take you back to my room and show you who runs this cell block."
"Well, it sure ain't you."
"Is that so? You wanna feel my pillar too?"
"I am Maokai."
"What, is he your friend?"
"I am Maokai!"
"I'd listen to him. I once saw him blast a man's skull clean off, with just one Q."
"This ain't over little guy."
"You didn't need to do that. I could have handled him."
"Sure thing kid. Come Maokai, let's go get some food."
"I am Maokai."
"So I have heard."
"I am Maokai."
"You are a true poet."
"Look, he no es speak nice like we. His vocabulary consists of I and am and Maokai. Exclusively in that order."
"Sits down at table with food."
"Oh, hey there Galio."
"Who is this puny human you have brought?"
"That's Corporate Lee Sin. He's the guy in charge of balance."
"How do you know who I am? I have tried my best to pretend that Galio doesn't exist."
"I'm a Gargoyle, I see and know all."
"So, what's our escape plan? I don't think this place has my brand of hair gel, and I can't be seen in public without it."
"Yeah, we aren't breaking out."
"What, but this is a prison. Every hero always has a plan to break out of prison."
"Hate to break it to you, but we aren't heroes. We are in prison for a reason after all."
"It is very nice here. I get to arm wrestle anyone I want. And I get daily meals full of protein. Which is great for a growing boy like me."
"Do I wanna know where all that protein comes from?"
"No you do not, sometimes it's not great seeing all."
"Okay, how about this. You four have all fallen by the wayside. How about I do a tank update and get just you guys in it."
"You mean like what you did to Malzahar or Mordekaiser? No thanks, I like myself the way I am."
"No no, I have gotten better at it since then. Besides, you always come out Overpowered and people play you a ton."
"I am Maokai."
"If he's in, then so am I."
"Fine."
"I'll do it, but I want more than a class update. I want a full VGU. And I want it soon. I'm tired of looking at this ugly thing staring back at me in the mirror."
"Deal! Now what's the plan?"
"I'm sure I will think of something."
To be continued:
(So I have had more delays than I can count. But I can say that the website is nearly ready to launch. I will get it done sometime this week, and will officially launch it next Monday. I am truly sorry it has been taking this long. I have had a much busier month than I anticipated. But unless I get hit by a truck, this thing will be ready next week.)
nice!
finally
is free again!
i wanted to try him out for ages!!
Why put Garen in the free champ rotation if he's always free?
The person in charge of alphabatizing the splashes didn't do so well...
Oh top lane is going to be so fun this week.
Top is not going to be pretty for melee champions. RIP
me: sees quinn me: oh cool, if i'm fiora and i parry her E and stun her with it it'll look cool me: realizes it probably goes out of her range ;-;
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] lol
hi

yes i want to play sona