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New free champion rotation: Corki, Poppy, Zilean and more!

Riot·4/20/2018, 7:40:08 PM·0 votes·14,329 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Corki - the Daring Bombardier
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Diana - Scorn of the Moon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Mage
Fiora - the Grand Duelist
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Kennen - the Heart of the Tempest
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Marksman
Kog'Maw - the Mouth of the Abyss
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Maokai - the Twisted Treant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Miss Fortune - the Bounty Hunter
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Morgana - Fallen Angel
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Nami - the Tidecaller
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Poppy - Keeper of the Hammer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Sejuani - Fury of the North
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Sion - The Undead Juggernaut
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Volibear - the Thunder's Roar
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Zilean - the Chronokeeper
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

12 Comments

King Dellron4/23/2018, 5:14:16 PM12 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Conquerer's Arrow

DrMundo "Players getting too lucky, too many gemstones drop. Need reduce rate."

Ezreal "Won't that upset the players, sir?"

DrMundo "No, me say it bug fix. Put it in that section. That way only Syndra and Azir players read it."

Ezreal "Somehow, I don't think-"

The power in the building shuts off.

Ezreal "Alright, who'd you piss off this time?"

DrMundo "Me no know why you think this me fault. Corporate Mundo no make anyone mad."

Varus "Crashes through office window." "I'm back, and I'm pissed."

DrMundo "Wow, so edgy. But no one say Conquerer Varus mad at Corporate Mundo."

Varus "Corporate Mundo, I am here to finally get vengeance and kill you for what you've done."

Ezreal "What did you do this time?"

DrMundo "Me lose count to be honest."

Varus "You're crimes against the champions of League are too many to number. It's finally time someone stood up and ended it. I am going to conquer you."

DrMundo "Wait wait, Corporate Mundo have way to make up for all bad he's done."

Varus "This will be good. Fine, show me how."

DrMundo "With the Blue Essence Emporium! All products are great deal! Unique rarities, find nowhere else! Come, spend a day at the Blue Essence Emporium! None cost RP, so me not make money and it all for you."

Varus "Yawns."

DrMundo "Okay, how about me bring back Championship Riven figure. In case you miss it first time, you buy it now!"

Varus "Starts looking very angry."

DrMundo "Pulls something out from under desk." "Oh, me break out big one. Yasuo Figma action figure! This articulated action figure come with sword, flute and wind tornado! All for low low price of-"

Varus "Shoots the figure out of Corporate Mundo's hand." "I'm bored. Time to kill you."

DrMundo "Uhh, uhh. GUARD GARGOYLE, SAVE MASTER!"

Galio "It's punch o'clock!"

DrMundo "Yes, whatever. Just go kill edgelord vampire archer thing."

Varus "Bring it, I'm not scared of some over-nerfed rock."

Galio "Hmph. Good thing I don't have ears." "Charges Conquerer Varus."

DrMundo "Runs away."

Soraka "I'm here alone and the powers out. Seems like a perfect time to meditate."

DrMundo "PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO SAVE CORPORATE MUNDO!"

Soraka "Should have figured you had something to do with the power outage. What's after you now?"

DrMundo "Emo kid with point arrows. Need music underling and short furry underling."

Soraka "Yeah, they're not here. They went somewhere for the day. I don't know where. They don't tell me anything."

DrMundo "Well, where Guard Doggy?"

Soraka "He got upset with the power being out and went to take a nap. I wouldn't wake him up."

DrMundo "So no one useful here? Corporate Mundo finally going die."

Soraka "Ignoring how rude you are. He's coming from that door right?"

DrMundo "Sniff." "Yes."

Soraka "Wait right here, don't move. I'll take care of things."

A few minutes later:

Varus "Walks in room." "I defeated your pet rock." "Kicks Guard Gargoyle Galio's severed head into the room."

Galio "Hey boss! Looks like I got in over my head."

Varus "It's hard to navigate this place in the dark. Don't you pay the power bill?"

DrMundo "You didn't take out power?"

Varus "No, why would I do that? It's much harder to shoot in-"

Suddenly, the ground springs forward. Launching Conquerer Varus out the window.

Varus "Looks like a Corporate Villian is blasting off again!" "Disappears in the sky."

Galio "You didn't tell me you could fly too. Our fight would have been so much more fun."

DrMundo "What happen?"

Soraka "Corporate Gnar had someone install a bunch of office defense mechanisms. Like this spring-loaded launch floor. It's all on its own power system, so it works with the power out."

DrMundo "Me not approve this. But since it save life, me forgot it. Glad threat is over."

"BANG BANG!"

Soraka "Someone's at the door. But Conquerer Varus can't be back so fast."

"BANG BANG BANG!"

DrMundo "PLEASE NO, CORPORATE MUNDO SORRY!"

Irelia "Knocks down door." "IT'S ME!"

Soraka "Irelia, what are you doing kicking down my door?"

Irelia "I just got reworked."

Soraka "So?"

Irelia "So, whenever someone gets reworked, they always go on some adventure with one of the corporates and I want mine."

Soraka "I think that's more of a coincidence than anything."

Irelia "I demand my time with you people!"

Soraka "Well, you're here with us. So that counts. All the exciting stuff just ended. But I was about to meditate and do some yoga if you would like to join me."

Irelia "I do like both of those things. And hey, with you it's kind of like doing goat yoga."

Soraka "Alright, don't ever make a joke like that again."

Irelia "Sorry."

DrMundo "Me wonder. Who really responsible to lack of power?"

Soraka "No idea. I'm just glad the emergency generators are keeping the vital systems up so League doesn't go down again. I couldn't deal with not being able to afford anything like last time."

Best Kog NA4/23/2018, 6:16:28 PM2 votes

Kog'Maw was on the free rotation 5 weeks ago. How come he's on it again this week?

The Hungry Snail4/23/2018, 7:40:53 PM1 votes

Dear Riot

I have a question, why is Aatrox going to get reworked. He is in a decent place right now and actually does well in games, but then there are other champions like volibear who can actually use a rework because there kit is were Aatroxs used to be. I say that instead of reworking Aatrox just give him some minor buffs and fix the bugs he has, and as for volibear just do what you did to aatrox last year( may have been 2 years ago ) to him and make his abilities work better and feel better to use.

From a long time player, The Hungry Snail

Spicy Chip4/23/2018, 9:29:41 PM1 votes

[sg-zephyr]

nihow5554/24/2018, 1:36:53 AM1 votes

When I made this series two years ago, I myself found it really funny. And so did some others on the following forum. I'd known that stories have been posted on free champ rot. for a while, and some weeks ago, I thought: Why not my stories?

"A Corporate Matter." Thank you for taking the weekly time to make these stories, as I am doing as well. I've read through your entertaining stories for the past few weeks and they really brighten up my day. (This is an old message. New Message: KING DELLRON YOUR MY SEMPAI!!!)

Before reading this story, please read through the ENTIRE forum. This is it's origin. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/sHABUBMx-ezreal-and-taric?show=flat

YouTube Channel: NukeConnon(nonprofit, as least for several years) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpnruGge_SBBKZQtC28Uriw?view_as=subscriber

Please read through all previous scenarios to catch up.

Scenario V

Nasus TARIC! YOU HAVE FAILED ME!

Taric How? What did I do wrong?

Nasus YOU HAVE DISHONORED YOUR GEM SHOP! AND IN DOING SO, YOU HAVE DISHONORED ME!

Taric But you know Ezreal is more important to me than my gem shop.

Nasus NO, EZREAL IS NOT!

Taric YOU DARE UTTER SO!? YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR WRONGDOING!!!

Nasus I SHALL HONOR MY DECLARATION!!!

Taric FOR EZREAL!!! (charges)

Nasus FOR TARIC'S GEM SHOP!!! (charges as well)

Zed Wut.

Lux Hurry, Ezreal. Let's get away from Taric while they're fighting.

Ezreal Wait, not yet. If I don't settle them down, I'll feel bad.

Lux Ugh. Fine.

Ezreal Hey Taric, it's okay that Nasus insulted me.

Taric (Stops fighting) But he was so rude to us!

Ezreal It's okay, really. I'm over it. Just let it go. It's fine. No need to fight over it.

Taric Hmm...that's true. Well, in that case, let's go somewhere together my love!

Lux Oh great, look what you've gotten us into Ezreal!

Ezreal Sorry, uh...

Taric Oh ya, almost forgot. Excuse me for a moment Ezreal. I'll be right back. (To Nasus) So we're chill over me dishonoring my gem shop, right?

Nasus Fine, just don't ever dishonor it again.

Taric Ofcourse, unless it's over Ezreal. So we're not going to fight anymore, right?

Nasus HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK AFTER ONLY BEING ALLOWED TO MAKE A KISSY FACE AT THE END OF EACH SCENARIO I WOULDN'T WANT TO FIGHT!? RARGH!!! (casts area damage spell)

Ezreal Ouch! (Ezreal gets hit)

Taric YOU DARE HURT EZREAL!!!? THIS IS THE END OF YOU!!!!!

Nasus MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! FINALLY!!! A FIGHT!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

Taric YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (charges again)

Nasus MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (charges again as well)

Lux Ezreal! Are you alright?

Ezreal Ya, not more than a scratch.

Lux Okay. Come on, let's get out of here!

Ezreal No, I haven't settled them down yet.

Lux Ezreal, no! Not again!

Ezreal It’s better for the world.

Lux Argh! Just do it!

Ezreal (Approaches the brawling Taric and Nasus) Taric, I’m fine. It’s okay. It’s unreasonable to fight over this.

Taric (Stops fighting again) Are you sure you’re okay?

Ezreal Yep.

Taric Okay, if you say so.

Nasus YO!!! NOT COOL!!! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU EZREAL JUST TO GET TARIC FIGHTING AGAIN!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! (ults)

Taric NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU SHALL NOT!!!!!! (Starts repeatedly striking Nasus with the OP rage of the Gem Shop. No! With the OP rage for Ezreal! But it amazingly has no effect on Nasus!)

Lux Okay, now’s a good time to run.

Ezreal I’ve finally agreed.

Ezreal and Lux run from an enlarged Nasus who has a Taric on him who is giving Nasus an OP beating that somehow still has no effect on Nasus.

Nasus MWAHAHAHAH!!! (casts slow spell on Ezreal)

Lux No!

Nasus HAWHAWHAWHAW!!! YAH!!! (picks up Ezreal and throws him)

Ezreal WAAHHHHHH!! OOF!!

Taric NOOOOOOOOO!!! GAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! (continues an incredibly powerful but desperate pounding of Nasus.)

Nasus MWAHAWHAWHAWHAW!!! (strides over to the thrown Ezreal)

Lux You shall inflict no more, evildoer! (Positions herself in front of Ezreal)

Nasus OUTTA THE WAY, PUNK! (Swats Lux aside)

Lux Oof!

Garen YOU WILL PAY FOR DARING TO HARM LUX!!! (charges at Nasus)

Nasus You will give a nice fight! Harder fighting the funner! (Picks up Garen and throws him right on top of Lux)

Garen OOF! NOOOOOOOOO!!! LUX!!! (Jumps off of Lux) AARGH!!! THE ENEMY HAS USED ME AGAINST US!!! LUX!!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!!?**

Nasus It’s about I stop your many and feeble attempts against me! (With a quick swipe of his arm, Nasus sends Taric flying back to where they’d first started fighting.)

Taric OOF!!!

Nasus At last! Now, to end the life of the one who dared to interfere with my fun! (Strides over to Ezreal once again)

Taric Sob! Sob! Ezreal! I’m so sorry! I have failed you!!!

Suddenly, a light red glow permeates the forest.

Nasus Huh? What’s happening?

Everyone quickly realizes the glow is coming from Taric. Taric finds that the glow is coming from one of his pockets. He procures the radiant gem.

Taric Ofcourse! Ezreal! I could never fail you! THIS IS A LOVE GEM!!! IT SHALL GIVE ME UNIMAGINABLE POWER. INDEFINITELY MORE THAN I ALREADY POSESS!!!

Nasus What is this sorcery greater than my sorcery!?

Taric LET MY INDEFINITE LOVE FOR EZREAL COMBINE WITH THE INDEFINITE POWER OF THIS GEM!!!

The gem glows pink and brighter and lighter with every moment.

Taric MY LOVE!!!!! FOR EZREEAAAALLLL!!!!!!!

Nasus What the heck!?

Essence of matter converge onto the gem, turning it a blinding white.

Taric AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Nasus OKAY! I’M STARTING NOT TO LIKE THIS!!!

A moment of silence occurs when the process completes.

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!! The gem discharges a massive shockwave, impacting everyone with the power of blinding white love.

A silence transpires for several minutes before the first person stirs.

Ezreal Groan. What happened?

Garen OH NO!!! LUX!!! LUX!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!?

Nasus (A normal sized Nasus) Uh...Taric?

Taric Groan. Yes?

Nasus I’m...sorry. I should’ve understood how much you loved Ezrel.

Taric Ezreal is the most important thing to me. But Ezreal isn’t dead, and that’s all that matters to me. So just because you’re my number one gem shop fan, I’ll forgive you. I won’t stop the others from punishing you though.

Nasus Thank you. I’m sorry I made such a mistake. I’m most deeply grateful.

Garen NOOOOOOO!!! LUX IS DEAD!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! (starts sobbing)

Ezreal She can’t be. Let me check. She’s still breathing, just unconscious. Whew!

Garen We’ve got to get her to a hospital now!!!

Ezreal Of course! Let’s go!

Garen fireman carries Lux and Ezreal and Garen start running for the nearest hospital.

Nasus So we aren’t going to fight anymore?

Taric I already asked you that. Yes, unless it’s over Ezreal.

Nasus Hey, can I check out your gem shop?

Taric Of course! Help yourself! I’d give you a tour if I could, but I’ve gotta catch up with Ezreal!

Nasus I’d really like a tour sometime!

Taric My pleasure! See ya around!

Nasus See ya! Yay! :3 Yeet!

Zed What did I just live through…

Come back next week for another scenario!