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Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Corporate Cave Part II
"Now, you're probably all wondering why I've gathered you here today."
"Not really."
"I already know."
"Well, I'm excited to hear it."
"Well, I'll tell you. But there was supposed to be more of you. What happened to the rest?"
"They, uhm, said that you're not the boss of them and went about their daily business."
"We'll just have to do without them. The Corporates are missing!"
"So?"
"What do you mean so? They are missing and we need to find them. They could be in life-threatening danger."
"Their lives are in nearly every week. It's not our job to get them out of every mess they get into."
"Well, if they die lost somewhere; then none of us are going to get paid anymore."
"Sigh." "Fine, I'll help."
"Appears out of thin air." "Me too."
"Oh jeez! Please stop doing that!"
"Sorry, sorry." "Disappears again."
"Everyone, pick a partner. We are going to search in teams of two. They could be anywhere. And I mean anywhere, it's possible they aren't even on Runeterra anymore. So consider all the possibilities. Dear Rito, please don't let them be in another game."
A few minutes later:
"Every team have an idea of where they want to search? Good, then move out! You all have your radios, call in if you find anything. Come on Warwick, you're with me. We are going to use that nose of yours to see if we can't find them that way."
"You got it!"
"Smells around the building."
"Found it, an incredibly strong scent of money and tailored suits. They went out the back door here."
"Alright, let's go!"
A few hours later:
"Talks into radio." "Alright everyone, me and Warwick are still on the scent lead. Let's do a check-in, hows everyone else doing?"
"Yes, I thought we were supposed to be in teams of two. Because I have got like a dozen different Poros following me."
"We."
"Are."
"Helping!"
"Look Ezreal, we make exceptions for the Poros because of how cute they are. Just tell me how the search goes."
"We have just arrived at The Grand Budagem Hotel. I'll let you know if we find anything."
"Knocks on the front door."
"Hello and welcome to the- Ezreal, it's you."
"Yep."
"But I haven't seen you since we-"
"Look, I'm not here to talk about the past."
"Awkward."
"Yes, of course. What can I do for you."
"I'm looking for my boss, have you seen him? I know he likes to stay here sometimes."
"Nope, haven't seen him in a couples months, sorry. You're not his keeper, you shouldn't have to deal with the things he puts you up to. There's always room for you here, if you finally leave that horrible job behind."
"Thank you Taric, but stop holding out for me, it's not going to happen."
"Walks aways."
"So sad."
"Alright, they aren't in Fortnite. We've also checked Dota 2 and CSGO."
"Keep looking, we need to check everywhere."
"Alright, where do you think we should check next?"
"..."
"You don't talk much do you? I'm thinking maybe Overwatch, those characters are always up to no good."
"..."
"Hey, was this wall here a second ag-"
"Gets shot by a shotgun."
"Well, we can confirm they aren't lost in the office building somewhere."
"And how do you know this?"
"Because we're now lost in the office building."
"I'm scared."
"What were you guys doing searching there?"
"We thought that maybe they got lost in this maze of empty offices again. But nope, just us. Why's it so dark in here during the day? Anyway, after you rescue the corporates we are gonna need one as well."
"Sigh." "Try and find a way out. It could be some time before we're able to rescue you as well."
"Copy that, over and out."
"We are going to be killed by that monster that lives here. I don't want to die."
"I'm sure they got rid of the monster after last time. There is nothing to-"
"Turns the corner and sees a giant Minotaur down the hallway."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Charges."
"RUN!"
"Do we have to follow the team of two rule? Because I could get so much more done without this useless Guard Gargoyle following me around."
"Lifts up civilian." "Have you seen my friends, I'm looking for my friends."
"Choking noises."
"useless."
"Throws him into the ocean."
"No, you two need to stick together. We can't have anyone else getting lost. Why did you pick him as your partner if you hate him so much?"
"I didn't pick him. No one picked either of us so we got stuck together."
"Well, that's what you get for being so rude."
"Smashes food stand." "WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS?!"
"Well, we might have to destroy all of Bilgewater to do it, but we'll let you know if they're here."
"Well, we've explored a variety of alien planets and space prisons. Nothing to- Pyke! No! What have I told you, we aren't killing anything. We don't want to risk starting an interplanetary war. Now take that hook away from him."
"Alright, fine. Sorry for almost stabbing you in the, is that an eye?"
"Well I never!"
"Floats away."
"Guess who just made the list."
"Alright, well we'll keep looking. I hope we find a water planet."
"The trail seems to end here."
"Here? How can that be? We are in the middle of nowhere! This can't be it, why can't we find them! BOSS, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
"Hang on, what's this?"
"Picks up a briefcase."
"That's Corporate Gnar's! But what is it doing in the grass here next to a bunch of rocks? Wait, you don't think?"
"They've been turned into the rocks! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Howls in sorrow."
"No no, look. There's an opening. Ahah, a secret entrance to a cave. They've got to be in here. Uh-oh."
"What is it, whats wrong?"
"It's flooded." "Picks up Radio." "Hello, can everyone hear me? I think I've found them. But we have a big problem. I'm going to need everyone."
Meanwhile:
"Magic Watch, we are out of edible food. Do we dare eat he who got us into this mess? The non-believer!"
"PRAISE THE Watch!"
"You making big mistake. This suppose bring us together. Not make eat each other."
"Tick tick."
"THE WATCH HAS SPOKEN!"
"What are its commands, Watchkeeper?"
"It says. NOT YET!"
"Phew."
"Why would it punish us like this? Can it not see that we are starving?"
"Do not dare question the watch! This is but a test of our resolve. The watch will show us the way to salvation, but not if you lose your faith."
"yes, of course. I apologize."
"Praise the watch!"
(Will our Corporates make it out of this cave alive? Will they lose all sanity and eat each other based on the ticking of a broken watch. Find out next week in the season finale of A Corporate Matter.)
Nice, champs from a lot of regions to help people out with the quests.
