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New free champion rotation: Jhin, Morgana, Malzahar and more!

Riot·2/16/2018, 10:28:33 PM·0 votes·16,999 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Caitlyn - the Sheriff of Piltover
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Jhin - the Virtuoso
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Lucian - the Purifier
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Lulu - the Fae Sorceress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Malphite - Shard of the Monolith
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Malzahar - the Prophet of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Assassin
Morgana - Fallen Angel
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Pantheon - the Artisan of War
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Renekton - the Butcher of the Sands
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Sion - The Undead Juggernaut
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Skarner - the Crystal Vanguard
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Sona - Maven of the Strings
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Trundle - the Troll King
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Vladimir - the Crimson Reaper
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Tank

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

12 Comments

King Dellron2/19/2018, 6:21:28 PM16 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: And The Underbelly Of Secrets

Swain "It is a dark and dreary day. The way I like. Now is the perfect time to enact our plan. House fish, get me a drink."

Fizz "Right away sir."

Ezreal "Father, since we are so close. Do you think I could know all the details of the plan?"

Swain "Hmm, I suppose you can't screw it up now. We are going to purge this world of all those who lack Noxian blood. Starting with the hub our society is built on. The Corporate Offices. I have been informed that a great beast lies in wait in the sewers under the building. I am going to awaken it and it will purge the world of these unworthy."

Ezreal "But, how do you know it isn't going to kill the pure Noxians as well?"

Swain "Because, if they die to it. Then they aren't a pure Noxian! You stupid boy!"

Fizz "Here is your drink, sir."

Swain "Excellent. Then unleash the beast." "Sips drink." "Ah! Why the hell is there no olive in my drink!"

Fizz "We were out, sir!"

Swain "Kicks Fizzy in the chest." "Then that's your fault. Punish yourself for this. Then find me an olive and unleash the beast."

Fizz "As you wish, sir. Bad Fizzy! Bad Fizzy!" "Begins hitting self in head with a lamp."

Some time later:

Kayle "Knock knock." "Hey, Corporate Lucian?"

Lucian "Sigh." "What do you want?"

Kayle "There are reports of a giant snake turning people to stone in our building's underbelly. Since you are one of the few people with basic knowledge of the place. I want you to come with me."

Lucian "No way. That place is hell. Go get Korporate Kled, this is what we're paying him for. Besides, he knows the layout better than I do."

Kayle "I would have. But he is off on one of his rare creature hunts. Everyone else is too much of a coward to come with."

Lucian "Fine, but you owe me."

Down in the Corporate Underbelly:

Lucian "Lot more statues down here than I remember."

Kayle "Okay, so evidently the creature was last spotted in the Plague Quarter. Where would that be?"

Lucian "Right this way. Jeez, these statues all have horrified facial expressions."

Kayle "You do remember that I mentioned that this thing was turning people to stone, right?"

Lucian "Oh yeah, I do now." "Stops touching statues."

Cassiopeia "HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

Kayle "THERE IS IS, DON'T LET IT GET AWAY!"

Lucian "IT'S HUGE! WE CAN'T FIGHT THAT!" "Jumps behind cover."

Kayle "DAMMIT LUCIAN, I NEED YOU!"

Cassiopeia "HISSSSSSS!!!" "Slithers up a tube."

Lucian "I-i-is it gone? We need to call in a nuke."

Kayle "Not even that will help. It's escaped the underbelly and it's loose in the building."

Lucian "So, what now?"

Kayle "I found these in Kled's office. Some sort of glowing bugs. They get the monster's scent and lead the way. I think. Be free bugs!"

Lucian "Wow, there they go. That's pretty convenient."

Kayle "Come on, before it kills someone else."

Meanwhile:

Gnar "Gotta walk all the way out here to get a cup of water. Because we aren't allowed to have a cooler in our offices. I don't know why. He's discriminating against people with short legs is what he's doing."

Cassiopeia "HISSSSSSS!!!!!!"

Gnar "Why me?"

Back by Corporate Kayle and Corporate Lucian:

Lucian "I was just trying to work on my secret project. But no, we have to chase a giant snake. And to do that we have to follow these stupid bugs, THAT KEEP BITING ME!"

Kayle "Maybe if you shared your project with the rest of us. We wouldn't bother you so much."

Lucian "No way, that is a secret between me and Corporate Mundo."

Gnar "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Kayle "I think someone found it."

Gnar "WHY IN THE NAME OF RITO IS A GIANT SNAKE CHASING ME!?"

Kayle "This ends now, you've heard of my ban hammer. Now get ready for the deletion sword!" "Charges the giant snake."

Cassiopeia "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Charges Corporate Kayle."

They both charge at each other, Screaming dramatically. The snake tries to turn Corporate Kayle to stone. But in that moment she shields her eyes and slices the snakes head off. Its body disappears as it is completely deleted from the world.

Gnar "Really, deletion sword. That was the best you could come up with?"

Kayle "Breathing heavily." "I was under pressure. It was a giant snake after all."

Swain "Come, son, let us see how our monster is doing. Where is it?"

Kayle "I deleted it."

Swain "You did what? You lie!"

Kayle "Go ahead, try and find it, you won't."

Gnar "You know, I was wondering. Why do you wear your jacket like that? Like, we even have the sleeves. It must be so hard to keep it from falling off when you're fighting. I know that the anime characters do it. But please stop bringing that stuff into Valoran."

Swain "You insulant pup! I'll show you wh-"

Kayle "Get your Itachi looking ass over here." "Grabs Swain's collar." "You ever threaten this office building again and I will perma-ban you so hard even tyler1 will cringe. Now get out of my sight!"

Swain "This isn't over. Let's leave, son."

Ezreal "You know what father, no. You are horrible to me, to everyone around you and I'm tired of it. I'm not going with you. I am going to stay here, with these nice people. And one more thing, Noxians, I hate those guys."

Swain "You are even bigger disgrace then I thought you could be. Fine, enjoy your new life."

Fizz "Fizzy is staying too. I no longer wish to work for a monster like you."

Swain "You don't work for me, I own you. And you better come with and do what I say. Or your heart will explode."

Fizz "Oh yeah, right." "Leaves with Swain."

Lucian "So, I don't mean to be rude but. We already have an Ezreal working here. It gets kinda confusing having two of the same people working here at the same time. Just ask the lee sins. So I'm afraid you are going to have to go somewhere else. Besides, we don't really even know you."

Ezreal "Oh yeah, right. Probably should have asked you guys if I could stay before I made my father disown me. Well, that sucks. Guess I'll go live in a box or something. Have a nice day."

Axis of Darkness2/20/2018, 4:04:44 AM1 votes

Champion class count (primary and secondary): Marksmen:3 ASSassin:3 Support:3 Mage:4 Tanks:6 fighter:6

It's pretty balanced.... until you get to the tanks and fighters. And most of the fighters come from the secondaries for other classes. This is evidence to show that riot supports the tank meta. I like playing top laners other than just tanks, gangplank, and Camille. Please balance top lane a bit more. I don't think League is bad due to this, but when I can't play Irelia top lane, it's not because she needs a rework, it's because the ENTIRE BRUISER CLASS is out of meta. Please do to bruisers what you did to assassins, or nerf tanks. Great work on other lanes though. Also, Zoe needs a small damage reduction nerf, not a mini-rework.[slayer-jinx-catface] [slayer-jinx-unamused] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-pantheon-popcorn] [slayer-pantheon-rainbows] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [zombie-brand-clap] [zombie-brand-facepalm] [zombie-brand-mindblown] [zombie-nunu-bummed] [zombie-nunu-hearts] [zombie-nunu-tears] [cass-cry] [darius-angry] [draven-pose] [fiora-cool] [galio-happy] [garen-swing] [katarina-love] [sona-playing] [leblanc-funny] [poppy-wink] [vayne-pose] [vlad-salute] [sg-ahri-1] [sg-ahri-2] [sg-ahri-3] [sg-ezreal] [sg-janna] [sg-kiko] [sg-lulu] [sg-lux] [sg-lux-2] [sg-miss-fortune] [sg-poppy] [sg-shisa] [sg-soraka] [sg-syndra] [sg-zephyr]

chyea2/20/2018, 7:28:17 AM1 votes

hi

ZookDaGamer2/20/2018, 7:21:24 PM1 votes

when is this?

nihow5555/7/2018, 3:46:37 AM1 votes

With chosen few words an apology To thee for I hath done much wrongdoing Wilt to express indefinitely And or my goodwilt to thou I doth such

Too late I realize my mistakes in spite The goodwilt from thou andst others I yearn Andst after my excitement brought to light The dislike from many ist all I earn

Andst yet I already fear I’ve lost thou My offenses to thee were a greatest Spamming I wrought upon all wast one how Cheat thy fame wast the last straw I sayest

Andst yet again I beg thine forgiveness My mistakes were goodwilt for thy highness

Separate comment:

In apology to KingDellron and because I am transitioning to a new series, I do not have a story for you guys today. Sorry all for today and last week, especially KingDellron. Thank you all for understanding.