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New free champion rotation: Bard, Nami, Syndra and more!

Riot·12/18/2017, 6:19:59 PM·2 votes·16,863 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Bard - the Wandering Caretaker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Caitlyn - the Sheriff of Piltover
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Corki - the Daring Bombardier
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Ezreal - the Prodigal Explorer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Garen - The Might of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Heimerdinger - the Revered Inventor
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Karma - the Enlightened One
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Maokai - the Twisted Treant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Morgana - Fallen Angel
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Nami - the Tidecaller
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Nocturne - the Eternal Nightmare
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Syndra - the Dark Sovereign
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Tryndamere - the Barbarian King
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Twisted Fate - the Card Master
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

4 Comments

King Dellron12/18/2017, 6:22:16 PM20 votes

#A Corporate Carol

Ezreal "I'm so sorry sir. I just thought with the holidays and all. Maybe you didn't want to torture anything until next year."

DrMundo "What Corporate Mundo tell you about thinking? Me do all think, you listen and serve like good underling. Since you forget that, me no give you Christmas bonus."

Ezreal "Sir, please. I need the money. I'll get you something to kill."

DrMundo "Too late, Corporate Mundo no longer in mood. Me is done with you, go home for day."

Ezreal "Sir, I'm so sorry. But without that money-"

DrMundo "You be happy me no take more. Now leave Corporate Mundo alone."

Ezreal "Yes boss, right away." "Walks out the door."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo going to take nap to relieve stress that dumb underling cause."

One nap later:

Ezreal "Mundo....."

DrMundo "Huh, what, who there?"

Ezreal "Mundo....."

DrMundo "Ezreal servant? Me fire you for interrupt Corporate Mundo's nap."

Ezreal "Phases through wall." "MUNDO!"

DrMundo "AHHHHAHHHAHYAHEHAH! SPOOKY GHOST PLEASE NO KILL CORPORATE MUNDO. ME NOT KNOW YOU NEED MONEY FOR LIFE-SAVING SURGERY!"

Ezreal "What? No. Ezreal is still alive. And he doesn't need surgery. I'm one of the Christmas ghosts."

DrMundo "Christmas ghosts? Which one you?"

Ezreal "Don't know. Those elitist jackasses don't really give me a name. Despite the fact that I introduce them. I set the mood. Without me there is no show. Just because they can teleport people's consciousness, they think they are better than me."

DrMundo "Stares in fear and amazement."

Ezreal "Anyways, back on script. Corporate Mundo, you've been a very bad boy."

DrMundo "No, no me not."

Ezreal "But it is not too late to save your mortal soul. You will be visited by three ghosts. They will show you that which has passed, that which happens, and even that which has yet to come. Goodluck. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!" "Disappears."

DrMundo "Blinks multiple times." "This what Corporate Mundo get for trying employee's mushroom juice. Me going back to sleep."

Skarner "CORPORATE MUNDO!"

DrMundo "AHHHH, IT NOT JUST DRUG INDUCED HALLUCINATION!"

Skarner "I am the ghost of Christmas past. Just as I have been long forgotten. You have memories that you've long forgotten. I am going to show them to you."

DrMundo No, Corporate Mundo is not going and you can't make me."

Skarner "That's where you're wrong kiddo." "Impales Corporate Mundo."

DrMundo "NOOOOO, PLEASE NO!"

Skarner "NOW I'VE GOT YOU, AHAHAHAH!" "Drags Corporate Mundo into another time."

"WHOOSH WHOOSH!

DrMundo "Huh, where you take Corporate Mundo?"

Skarner "You tell me, it's your past."

DrMundo "That is Corporate Mundo's parents. This is childhood home."

Skarner "Go on, do you remember what happens next."

DrMundo "Yes, father is mad. We not have enough money for dinner. He soon go into Child Mundo's room and beat him again, to let out anger. Somehow it child's fault we no have money. But Child Mundo no get beat this time. He do beating now. This is night me kill parents. chop up bodies with meat cleaver. They never suspect Child Mundo. Me vow never be poor again."

Skarner "What the hell? I heard your past was dark, but dear Rito. There is nothing I can do for you except take you back to the present."

"WHOOSH WHOOSH!

Skarner "I need a cold shower. Hopefully, the other ghosts will have more luck." "Disappears."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo try to warn."

Zoe "Corporate Mundo, I am the ghost of Christmas present! The embodiment of all current events."

DrMundo "Present! You give Corporate Mundo present!"

Zoe "NO! Present, as in I will show you stuff that is happening right now."

DrMundo "You giving Corporate Mundo present right now? Me like this ghost!"

Zoe "Sigh." "Just follow me."

Over at the Corporate Watercooler:

LeeSin "I mean come one. Ezreal needed that money. Corporate Mundo has enough to spare."

Gnar "He thinks that he's teaching him a lesson or something. I don't know, Corporate Mundo is incapable of thinking of anyone but himself. More so than the rest of us."

Nasus "Man, if I had a rubber hose and a ski mask I would teach him a lesson."

Zoe "Hearing what they say about you, what they really think. Hurts, doesn't it?"

DrMundo "Meh, nothing new."

Zoe "Wait, what do you mean?"

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo have listening devices all over building. This not worst thing they say behind back. It not phase Corporate Mundo"

Zoe "Wow, you really are heartless. I guess since you already know everything that is going on, there is nothing I can do for you. Let's just head back."

Back in Corporate Mundo's office:

DrMundo "So, when me get present?"

Zoe "I have no words, you seem incapable of learning any form of lesson. Goodbye." "Disappears."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo knew she lie about presents."

Swain "Corporate Mundo! I am the ghost of Christmas future. Just like my rework is in the near future, so is your punishment. Follow me."

DrMundo "Meh, why not?"

The future:

Swain "Man, my rework is awesome. But, that's my new E? Anyways, here is the future. As you can see, you no longer have your job. Your greed crashed league into the ground, it is now at Heroes of Newerth levels of popular."

DrMundo "Alright, it probably good horrible creation finally die."

Swain "But, what about all your employees who were forced out on the street?"

DrMundo "They also deserve it. Corporate Mundo still make money, right?"

Swain "Yes, but as a male stripper."

DrMundo item 1018 "Oooooh, yes. Me get more money you get more Mundo."

Swain "Is that really what you want?"

DrMundo "It honest living. Mundo always know his body a moneymaker."

Swain "I'm done."

Back in the present day:

Swain "I really hope the other ghosts had more success. Because I got nowhere with you. I hope I never see you again." "Disappears."

DrMundo "Now that that over, Corporate Mundo finally go back to sleep."

The rest of a nap later:

DrMundo "You know, maybe ghosties right. Corporate Mundo has capability to do good once a year." "Picks up phone."

Ezreal "Yep, who is this?"

DrMundo "Ezreal servent, it Corporate Mundo."

Ezreal "What now, you going to reduce my regular pay too?"

DrMundo "No, me realize that without you. Me have very weird hallucinations that me no like. So to make sure you stay, me give you bonus back. And me add twenty percent."

Ezreal "Wait, boss, is this really you? This isn't some sick joke is it?"

DrMundo "Nope. Me need you more than me remembered."

Ezreal "Thank you, boss. I won't disappoint you."

Denten12/19/2017, 12:41:33 AM1 votes

Bard WTF GET DOWN TO BOT Caitlyn When your tanky support doesn't block the shot Corki Not even an ADC anymore Ezreal No comment. Garen Constant damage and execute ult? Ok. Heimerdinger Once the E lands on you, you're fucked. Karma No comment. Maokai Uses saplings as wards? Well, I do that. Morgana 3 sec snare? Ok. Nami No comment. (Half of these champions I don't even play or seen them in game) Nocturne When you're not in range for ult and you waste it Syndra Secretly OP. Do not underestimate. Tryndamere RNG crits? Ok. TwistedFate This guy is kind of boring to play