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New free champion rotation: Ekko, Jinx, Ornn and more!

Riot·9/15/2018, 12:54:47 AM·1 votes·12,142 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Anivia - the Cryophoenix
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Annie - the Dark Child
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Ashe - the Frost Archer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Support
Diana - Scorn of the Moon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Mage
Dr. Mundo - the Madman of Zaun
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Ekko - the Boy Who Shattered Time
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Janna - the Storm's Fury
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Jinx - the Loose Cannon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Lee Sin - the Blind Monk
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Leona - the Radiant Dawn
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Support
Ornn - The Fire below the Mountain
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Rumble - the Mechanized Menace
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Mage
Trundle - the Troll King
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Yasuo - the Unforgiven
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin

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King Dellron9/17/2018, 6:26:17 PM7 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Rocky Road Trip

Leona "So, I've been dying to hear about this wild road trip you had."

Soraka "Yeah, you took forever to get back here. I wanna know what took so long."

Nami "Alright, so we had just left the beach pool party."

Nami "It sure was nice of Pool Party Gangplank to let us use his car."

DrMundo "He owe me favor, me cash it in to save company."

LeeSin "Look at you, always making deals, you're so sneaky."

Nasus "Would you three be quiet! I'm trying to remember how to get back to the office."

LeeSin "You're lost?"

Nasus "I'm not lost, I've just never driven back before. I'll figure it out."

Nami "Look, there's a gas station up ahead. Let's stop there and ask for directions."

Nasus "I don't need to stop and ask for directions, I know where we're going." "Drives past gas station."

Nami "Well, can we at least get some gas. Or are you strong enough to drive this car Flintstone style?"

Nasus "Sigh." "Backs car up to the gas station."

Nasus "Alright, who's paying?"

DrMundo "Me no carry cash."

Nami "I'm a fish, I don't think he'll take sea dollars."

LeeSin "Snores."

Nasus "Heavy sigh." "Fine, I'll go in and pay. Mundo, you pump."

Nami "I'll come in with you, I want some trail mix." "Follows Corporate Nasus into the store."

Pyke "Hello, welcome to Gas&Go. What can I do fer ya?"

Nasus "Yeah, I need some gas and whatever she's getting."

Nami "Got it all right here."

Nasus "Really, all that? I've never even seen you eat beef jerky."

Nami "It's for Lee Sin, he loves it. I'm getting all this because, unlike you, I like to share."

Nasus "Yeah, you love to share when it's my money. Here you go, clerk man."

Nami "Oh, by the way! Do you know how to get back to the city from here?"

Pyke "Yeah, just keep going that way. You'll see a fork in the road. You'll see a rickety old bridge past one, go that way. The bridge may look like a stiff breeze'll blow it over sending it plummeting five hundred feet into the rapids below, but don't worry. It's safe to drive on."

Nasus "Is that all?"

Pyke "No no, a bit further down that way you'll end up in the fields of misery. I know it sounds bad, but just drive slow and you'll be fine. You will be tempted to go fast, as its a long straightway and very scary. But trust me, that's a very bad idea. Don't ever go over forty and there will be no problems. Then you get to marshmallow land. This is when you want to speed up. Just floor it, and don't look behind you, whatever you do. After that, you take your next three lefts and go straight until you see the city sign. One more thing, no matter what, don't stop at any gas stations between there and here. Most of the people working at them are high on drugs and will give you crazy directions that will lead to your death."

Nasus "Thanks, we'll do just that." "Walks out the front door."

Nami "Well, he was really nice. Gave great directions too."

Nasus "If you think there's any chance I'm doing what the psycho said you're as crazy as he his."

Nami "I'm sure he was just exaggerating on the some of the scary bits. Let's just give his directions a shot."

Nasus "Fine."

A few minutes of driving later:

Nami "Look, there's the fork in the road. And there's the bridge on the right!."

The bridge appeared to be made entirely out of rotting wood and frayed rope. It had to be at least a hundred feet long. It hardly looked like it could handle the weight of a person, let alone a whole car. And a fall from it would be certain death.

Nasus "Yeah, no." "Drives left."

LeeSin "Huh, what's going on? I'm starving."

Nami "Here, I got you this." "Hands him a bag of beef jerky."

LeeSin "Oh my Rito, I love you."

Nasus "That guy was insane. This is the right way, We'll be there in no time."

Time later:

Nami "Pay attention Nasus, you just ran a red light."

Nasus "Oh sorry, I thought it said go."

LeeSin "Come on man, red means stop, green means go. I'm blind and even I know that."

Nasus "Well, excuse me for being colorblind."

LeeSin "You're- THEN WHY ARE WE LETTING YOU DRIVE?!"

Nasus "Oh, DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A TURN, I'M SURE YOU'LL DO SO MUCH BETTER!"

DrMundo "Are we there yet?"

Nasus "WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE! Now shut up."

More time later:

Nami "Uhm, are you still sure you know where you're going?"

Nasus "Yes, we'll be there any minute now."

LeeSin "Hey, I don't remember it snowing at the office this time of year."

DrMundo "Underling, you get us lost in Freljord?"

Soraka "Oooh, the Freljord. Are you going to end up at some super cool costume party hosted by Braum?"

Leona "That would be really cool, I bet there would be all sorts of games there."

Nami "What? No, Braum doesn't host some sort of snowy extravaganza. Just let me tell the story."

Nasus "Don't be ridiculous, we aren't in-"

Trundle "GET OUT OF MY HOME!" "Charges the car."

Nasus "Okay, maybe we are in the Freljord."

DrMundo LeeSin Nami "DRVE!"

Nasus "Floors it."

LeeSin "You need to go faster, WHY AREN'T YOU GOING FASTER?!"

Nasus "Something's wrong with the car, it's slowing down."

Nami "Are we out of gas?"

Nasus "No, it still says it's over three quarters. Mundo, did you do something to the car?"

DrMundo "What, why you blame Corporate Mundo for messing with car, me not even know how car work."

Nasus "Did you put gas in it like I told you to?"

DrMundo "Uhmm, not exactly."

Nami "What does that mean?"

DrMundo "Me think you pay way too much for spicy water, like fool. Lucky, me have few gallons of sugar water in trunk. Me put that in hole instead. Car like sweet more than spicy."

Nasus "You're an idiot! You ruined the car's engine. And I paid for the gas anyway."

DrMundo "Me know, me save it in gallons that used hold sugar water."

Trundle "Ohoh, me gonna smash you now."

LeeSin "We're screwed."

Nunu "I have sworn to vanquish all kinds of bad stuff, starting with your face!"

Trundle "What?" "Gets bulldozed by a giant snowball."

Nunu "Haha awesome! Now let's get those guys out of that thing." "Willump rips the doors off the car."

Nasus DrMundo Nami LeeSin "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

LeeSin "Please don't kill me, monster!"

Nunu "No no, it's okay. He's not a monster. I thought so too at first, but he's really nice and gentle. Unless you're a bad guy. You aren't bad guys, are you?"

Nasus "Depends on who you ask."

Nunu "Alrighty then, come with me. I got something to show you."

DrMundo "Hang on, Corporate Mundo just need to grab his gallons."

Nasus "Leave the gasoline, Mundo."

DrMundo "Drops the gallons." "Fine." "Follows Nunu and Willump."

Nunu "It's just up here, you guys are going to love this." "Leads them to the top of the hill."

From this vantage, you can see miles of endless snow and ice below. All perfectly illuminated by the northern lights.

Nami "Wow, it's so beautiful."

DrMundo "Meh, not as good as Corporate Mundo's giant pile of moneys."

Nunu "And over here, there's a perfect spot for an all-out snowball war."

They have a snowball fight and Nunu shows them all the different wonders and amazements of the Freljord. Hours go by and they hardly even notice.

Nami "This has been the best road trip ever!"

LeeSin "Even though we totaled the car halfway through."

Nasus "I'll admit, I had fun. But we really must be going. If we don't get back soon we aren't going to have much to come back to."

Nunu "Awww man, I was having so much fun."

Nasus "Problem is, without the car I don't know how we'll get back to the office."

Nunu "I can help with that. Me and Willump will create the biggest snowball ever! We can put you inside and just have you roll to your office. The snow will melt enough to slow you down so you shouldn't even crash when you arrive."

Nasus "What? There is no way-"

DrMundo "We do it! Me tired of being near you."

One giant snowball later:

Nunu "Alright, Willump and I are just gonna give you a push down this hill and you'll roll to your office, ready? Well, I can't hear you in there, so I'm gonna assume you said yes. And GOOOO!!!!" "Pushes the snowball down the hill."

LeeSin "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!"

Nasus DrMundo Nami LeeSin "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

grarrrg9/18/2018, 12:40:48 AM2 votes

So Ornn has been free 4 times since Zoe release, 3 times since Kai'Sa release, and twice since Pyke release. Similar for Kayn oddly enough...

New champs 2nd appearance when?

omaewamoushideir9/17/2018, 7:24:11 PM1 votes

Of course, I buy Ekko Saturday and find out I'm shit with him and then I find out that I could have tried him out before I spent 6300 Blue Essence on? Fuck you riot games.