#A Corporate Matter
Episode: From Cosmic Dusk Till Cosmic Dawn
"Boss, what are you-"
"Quick! Get under here and don't look outside. Maybe they won't find us if we hide under my statue."
"Why? What's going on outside?"
"The sky is tearing itself apart. It has to be the work of some interdimensional demon. Our only hope of survival is to leave all the blinds closed, turn off all the lights, make no noise and hide under here. And most of all DON'T LOOK OUTSIDE!"
"Huh, you're right, the sky does seem to be killing itself."
"DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID!"
"Hang on, I'm going to get a telescope and see what's really going on. Jeez, it's dark in here."
"Turns on lights."
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!"
"Gets unimaginably trigged and retreats back under statue."
"Alright, let's see what's going on up there."
Somewhere up in space:
"Crikey! You are one mean lair."
"What did you just call me?"
"You heard me ya Dropkick."
"No matter, it seems that Dark Star Varus has returned with the new recruits."
"I have brought the younglings, and boy are they hungry."
"I shall weave this star into a most beautiful dress."
"I hunger for your Cosmic Reaver flesh."
"Well, if you ain't gonna give me a fair go and 1v1 me like a real man. Then I guess I better bring on the mob."
"Lets out a sharp whistle."
"Oi, what you want mate? I was trying to get my arvo nap in."
"Sometimes, I forget what a Beaut of a sheila you are."
"She definitely ain't no dog."
"Oi, Rack off mate. She's mine."
"Do you have any idea what they are saying?"
"I speak all languages in the known and unknown universe, and I still can't figure it out."
"So, why did you call us all the way out here, ya mug?"
"I need your help to cream these riled up ratbags."
"Now why would we want to do that?"
"They plan on eating all of the universe."
"And why you think we need to save this universe?"
"Cause I'm one of the dills who lives in it."
"Yeah, but have you seen the league boards. Maybe we should just wipe everything and start over."
"Yeah, but if we do that then there might not be anymore Four X."
"Oi, he's right mates. We need to stop them."
"Fine, which ones the boss?"
"That bloke right there."
"I'ma stick my finger up its bum."
"You're gonna what now?"
"OI! COME RIGHT HERE!"
"Jumps on Dark Star Thresh."
"AHHHH, GET IT OFF ME!"
"Seems we've made her quite angry now. See, if we grab it like so, it can't throw us off."
"Just hold still boss, I think I can hit him."
"Shoot's arrow."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Crikey, now she's got an arrow sticking our of its bum."
"I'M NOT A SHE!"
"My Dark Star Ball can pull him off."
"Ults Cosmic Blade Master Yi."
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
"We've spent too many nights with your mom!"
"That's it, fine. If this was responsible for creating these creatures. We don't want it. Let's go to some other dimension."
"COME BACK YA WUSS, I HAVEN'T HAD MY FINISH WITH YOU."
"I feel violated."
"Dimensional-portals away."
"So, now that I took care of that big bad. Xayah, what say you and me go down to the Bottle-o and get ourselves a-"
"Oi mate! I thought I told you not to crack onto her. She's my sheila."