New free champion rotation: Brand, Lissandra, Tahm Kench and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: A worse job than working at the DMV
"Wait!"
"Hey! We have a complaint we would like to submit."
"Hehehe, that is great. But one does not simply walk into Corporate Braum's Complaint submition room. Please take ticket and wait for Sergeant Porpor to call your number."
"Hmpf."
"Alright, we are number 3141. Which one are they on I wonder?"
"Now serve 2453."
"Man, there sure is a lot of people who have a complaint about League"
"That's just Great, I'll be taking a catnap. Let me know when it is our turn to complain."
"And what is your complaint, old dead thing?"
" It is, that purple void man, he wants death. More death than I even do, there is nothi-"
"Corporate Braum falling asleep. Please get to point."
"Just tell that brain-dead blonde loser to nerf Kassadin, okay?"
"It's been almost a year. When is that stupid yordle going to make me free?"
"The greatest virtue is patience."
"Oh, so Dark Star Thresh can throw people into a dark star. Destroying every single fiber of their being and bring about the end of existence. But Graves can't smoke a cigar?"
"THAT IS IT. MEMES GOOD, MEMES MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY WHEN SAD. BUT EVENTUALLY, MEME MUST DIE. CORPORATE BRAUM HAS HAD ENOUGH! BE RIGHT BACK!"
"Where going?"
"TO KILL!"
A few minutes later
"I shot off all four limbs on that one, Guess he really was some sorta hero."
"TIME TO END THIS THING!"
"Shoves Cigar down Grave's throat."
"What the hell man, I quit these things. I vape now."
"That is just sad. You smoke now and you like it. Vaping is for Hanzo mains."
"I'M SO SQUISHY NOW! LOOK AT ME SLAM, LOOK AT ME BOUNCE. I CAN EVEN EAT PEOPLE!"
"That great. Do you have actual complaint?"
"Nope, just need to let everyone know how great I'm feeling."
"I miss the old client."
"We all do."
"I'M STILLY SALTY ABOUT APRIL 20TH! ME AND ZYRA SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLAZING THE RIFT! YOU KNOW HALF THE PLAYER BASE CELEBRATES IT! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN LEAGUE HISTORY! BUT NO, MUH TEEN RATING."
"Look, just because half of ze Corporates smoke when making decisions, doesn't mean we condone it."
"I can has skin now, ples?"
"You can has glass of water, on way out of my office."
"Oh, so graves can smoke a Cigar, but I can't swear?"
"Corporate Braum admit, he want nothing more right now than to repeatedly slam this shield into your face until you look like one of Negan's victims. But Corporate Braum is professional. Instead, he expain to you that this is game that kids can play. So need keep family friendly material."
"But, there is Jhin, the sadistic serial killer who enjoys putting on a show with his victims. Evelyn, who is running around borderline naked. And have you seen some of her splash arts. And Ahri, who likes to stalk people and toy with their emotions before DEVOURING THEIR SOUL!"
"What can say, none of them swear."
"Why can't I edit my item sets anymore! How am I supposed to know what to build if I can't update my set with the latest Tobias Fate builds."
"They working on it. It will come soon™."
"I hate the way my passive makes me look now."
"It is for clarity and must stay. Besides, Corporate Braun think it makes you look cool as ice."
"3140 come!"
"Wake up wake up! We are next."
"Uhhhh, what year is it?"
"Corporate Braum now announce he is done for today. If you still have complaint. Please come back on next week's bring your complaint to work day. Or make the world a better place and just jump off a bridge. Right now, Corporate Braum not really care. You have killed his soul."
"OH NO YOU DON'T! WE HAVE WAITED ALL DAY AND ARE GETTING OUR COMPLAINT IN! MOVE IT PORO!"
"Throws Mr. Porokins out of the way."
"Sigh." "What you want?"
"We just wanted to say that. You can't let Conqueror Karma continue any longer. Change her into a Challenger like me and Nidalee."
"It's not fair that she gets to look all awesome and cool. While we get abandoned back here, being more forgotten as more and more Conquerors show up. Just keep them all as Challengers and all is good."
"You really do find the stupidest things to complain about. Corporate Braum will pass it on. Now leave, Corporate Braum need gallons of warm milk to try and pass all this toxicity through his system by next week."
Someday...
Of course Tahm Kench is free to play the week after I buy him.
Be right back. Gotta send a complaint to Corporate Braum.
Still no Taliyah or Kled
i am the best support around
op
lol I own all the champions, but this is one shitty rotation
(Downvote me, cucks)
These stories need to be recognized
Lets see how many downvotes this comment can get
has any one ever gotten this item
So, usually with the free rotations, they give two champs per role. But I'm having some trouble seeing who is supposed to fit where. Can someone explain it to me?
HEY! Anyone else notice that the guy who alphabetizes the pictures is back from vacation?
Next week there's better be Taliyah
i want play with kalista
pls make him free-to - play?
ez
Shadows beckon