#A Corporate Matter
Episode: The Other Guys.
"You know, it's really boring without the boss here."
"I concur, that yordle's antics really do liven up this work establishment."
"Yeah, watching someone try to kill you guys every week is just about the only thing that keeps me sane in this cage."
"**WHAAAAA, I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE! **You have been so quiet."
"Wait, were we supposed to be in charge of feeding him?"
"..."
"You call that food? Sona, that stuff is barely made of organic material."
"..."
"Wait, I'm sorry. Please, I don't know when Corporate Gnar will be back. I'll take that drywall on a plate."
"Anyone know why we didn't get to go with the boss to Targon? I really miss Soraka's cute smile."
"Because we are mere side characters. Only here to fulfill a need for a joke that doesn't fit one of the main characters. Other than that we are to stand and watch while Corporate Gnar and Soraka interact with a myriad of new skins."
"Woah man, you are getting all existential on me, and it's kind of trippy. But since we are all here, let's just have a side character party."
"..."
"I know he said that, but come on, you can be the DJ. And I'm sure Corporate Gnar won't be back for weeks."
"..."
"Or in charge of snacks, that's fine too."
"Well, I am the very definition of side character. So welcome Corporate Lee Sin to the party! Also, I brought Corporate Nasus, because he hasn't seen you guys in a while, say hi."
"It hasn't been anywhere near long enough. But hi."
"Shouldn't you be fixing all the things you screwed up with this mid-year update?"
"I really just need a break from all the complaining. Brand blew up my whole team! no one can get near Malzahar! Cassiopeia is about as dangerous as a garden snake! Every time I hear someone complain I sneak in one extra damage to one of zed's abilities."
"Also, how come I wasn't in the mage or marksmen rework. What the heck do you consider me to be today? Or are you too stupid to think of something."
"Well yeah, you are are marksmen, with a very heaving leaning towards an artillery/battle mage. As well as a skirmisher style, an assassin Esq passive and some disruptor themes. Simple!"
"Gee, I simply refer to him as devil spawn."
"So, did I hear there would be snacks?"
"..."
"Well, you are in charge of them. Go get me some and let me know what you have."
"..."
"Man, you move slowly. I might need to do something about that."
"..."
"Shows Corporate Lee Sin available snacks."
"Alright, tell me what there is to choose from."
"..."
"Look, I'm blind. I can't what you are doing, I only hear music. So stop playing that and tell me what snacks there are."
"!!!"
"FINE, I WASN'T EVEN HUNGRY ANYWAYS! AND YOU ARE SO GETTING A NERF TO GO WITH THAT SPEED BUFF NEXT PATCH!"
"So, he just left you guys with all his work, and isn't even paying you extra?"
"Well, technically I am paying him."
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR RICH FANCY PANTS! I could really use the extra money or free time. Now I have no time to work on finding that old bone I buried, it's really ruff ruff."
"If you weren't also a dog, I would stack off you right now for saying something so offensive like that."
"Sorry."
"You know, you guys have done a great job running this place by yourselves. I bet you don't even need Corporate Gnar anymore."
"You know what, you are right!"
"YOU CAN TAKE THIS PLACE OVER!"
"YEAH!"
"YOU CAN DECIDE WHO GETS TO BE FREE AND WHO DOESN'T!"
"YEAH!"
"YOU CAN GET OTHERS TO DO ALL YOUR WORK WHILE YOU RAKE IN THE BIG BUCKS!"
"YEAH! DEATH TO CORPORATE GNAR!"
"Not quite where I was going,I just want him fired and living on the street. But I guess your plan works too."
"THIS IS NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE!"
"Starts smashing things."
"!!!"
"Power chords Corporate Gnar's desk."
"I'm not really a hateful person, but honestly, I just want to fit in. DEATH TO CORPORATE GNAR!"
"Spray paints X on Corporate Gnar's framed picture of himself."
"THIS WILL SHOW HIM TO MAKE FUN OF MY BALANCING ABILITIES!"
"Stands on pedestal with one leg in the air."
"Hey idiot, you are doing this all wrong."
"I AM IN CHARGE NOW, FORGET ALL ABOUT THAT STUPID OLD CORPORATE GNAR!"
"Hello, I am back to t- What the heck is going on here?"
"GASP."
"WELP, TIME TO LEAVE!"
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Aim for the bushes."
"THERE GOES MY HERO!"
"Jumps out window in slow mo, and goes splat on the ground."
"Ha, bet you thought we would die, didn't you. Even though we landed right next to the bushes instead of in them. As poppy's ult has proven, there is no fall damage in League. Heroes die. Good thing, unlike what the song says, we are the villains."
"JUSTICE!"
"AHHHHHHHH, WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A GAREN IN THE BUSH, AND HOW ARE WE BOTH VILLAINS!"
"BOSS PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAIN. I DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
"Look, I don't care right now. This is fine compared to the time I have had on my trip, all starting with the murder train. I only came here to grab something for my pounding headache. Just get this place back to normal by tomorrow and I probably won't kill you when I feel better. Oh, I am also docking your pay."
'd it
AGAIN? She was just free 28 days ago WTF
or 
"Welp, this show was short."
"Yeah, I guess whoever wrote this didn't feel like making this anymore."
"Hey guys can I be in another episode?"
"Will I ever BE in a episode?"
rek'sai sounds
"And why should I?"
"Nope I'm Tahm Kench. That's just the camera."
WHO WANTS A PERMASLOW???
hmmm....I'll give you a try
All i need is a pantheon <3 BUT WAIT!!!
BRING THAT NICE FINE SWORD HERE FIORA <3
I really like this guy
karthus must be your worst enemy
inferior construct :3
