New free champion rotation: Anivia, Draven, Elise and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Other Guys.
"You know, it's really boring without the boss here."
"I concur, that yordle's antics really do liven up this work establishment."
"Yeah, watching someone try to kill you guys every week is just about the only thing that keeps me sane in this cage."
"**WHAAAAA, I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE! **You have been so quiet."
"Wait, were we supposed to be in charge of feeding him?"
"..."
"You call that food? Sona, that stuff is barely made of organic material."
"..."
"Wait, I'm sorry. Please, I don't know when Corporate Gnar will be back. I'll take that drywall on a plate."
"Anyone know why we didn't get to go with the boss to Targon? I really miss Soraka's cute smile."
"Because we are mere side characters. Only here to fulfill a need for a joke that doesn't fit one of the main characters. Other than that we are to stand and watch while Corporate Gnar and Soraka interact with a myriad of new skins."
"Woah man, you are getting all existential on me, and it's kind of trippy. But since we are all here, let's just have a side character party."
"..."
"I know he said that, but come on, you can be the DJ. And I'm sure Corporate Gnar won't be back for weeks."
"..."
"Or in charge of snacks, that's fine too."
"Well, I am the very definition of side character. So welcome Corporate Lee Sin to the party! Also, I brought Corporate Nasus, because he hasn't seen you guys in a while, say hi."
"It hasn't been anywhere near long enough. But hi."
"Shouldn't you be fixing all the things you screwed up with this mid-year update?"
"I really just need a break from all the complaining. Brand blew up my whole team! no one can get near Malzahar! Cassiopeia is about as dangerous as a garden snake! Every time I hear someone complain I sneak in one extra damage to one of zed's abilities."
"Also, how come I wasn't in the mage or marksmen rework. What the heck do you consider me to be today? Or are you too stupid to think of something."
"Well yeah, you are are marksmen, with a very heaving leaning towards an artillery/battle mage. As well as a skirmisher style, an assassin Esq passive and some disruptor themes. Simple!"
"Gee, I simply refer to him as devil spawn."
"So, did I hear there would be snacks?"
"..."
"Well, you are in charge of them. Go get me some and let me know what you have."
"..."
"Man, you move slowly. I might need to do something about that."
"..."
"Shows Corporate Lee Sin available snacks."
"Alright, tell me what there is to choose from."
"..."
"Look, I'm blind. I can't what you are doing, I only hear music. So stop playing that and tell me what snacks there are."
"!!!"
"FINE, I WASN'T EVEN HUNGRY ANYWAYS! AND YOU ARE SO GETTING A NERF TO GO WITH THAT SPEED BUFF NEXT PATCH!"
"So, he just left you guys with all his work, and isn't even paying you extra?"
"Well, technically I am paying him."
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR RICH FANCY PANTS! I could really use the extra money or free time. Now I have no time to work on finding that old bone I buried, it's really ruff ruff."
"If you weren't also a dog, I would stack off you right now for saying something so offensive like that."
"Sorry."
"You know, you guys have done a great job running this place by yourselves. I bet you don't even need Corporate Gnar anymore."
"You know what, you are right!"
"YOU CAN TAKE THIS PLACE OVER!"
"YEAH!"
"YOU CAN DECIDE WHO GETS TO BE FREE AND WHO DOESN'T!"
"YEAH!"
"YOU CAN GET OTHERS TO DO ALL YOUR WORK WHILE YOU RAKE IN THE BIG BUCKS!"
"YEAH! DEATH TO CORPORATE GNAR!"
"Not quite where I was going,I just want him fired and living on the street. But I guess your plan works too."
"THIS IS NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE!"
"Starts smashing things."
"!!!"
"Power chords Corporate Gnar's desk."
"I'm not really a hateful person, but honestly, I just want to fit in. DEATH TO CORPORATE GNAR!"
"Spray paints X on Corporate Gnar's framed picture of himself."
"THIS WILL SHOW HIM TO MAKE FUN OF MY BALANCING ABILITIES!"
"Stands on pedestal with one leg in the air."
"Hey idiot, you are doing this all wrong."
"I AM IN CHARGE NOW, FORGET ALL ABOUT THAT STUPID OLD CORPORATE GNAR!"
"Hello, I am back to t- What the heck is going on here?"
"GASP."
"WELP, TIME TO LEAVE!"
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Aim for the bushes."

"THERE GOES MY HERO!"
"Jumps out window in slow mo, and goes splat on the ground."
"Ha, bet you thought we would die, didn't you. Even though we landed right next to the bushes instead of in them. As poppy's ult has proven, there is no fall damage in League. Heroes die. Good thing, unlike what the song says, we are the villains."
"JUSTICE!"
"AHHHHHHHH, WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A GAREN IN THE BUSH, AND HOW ARE WE BOTH VILLAINS!"
"BOSS PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAIN. I DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
"Look, I don't care right now. This is fine compared to the time I have had on my trip, all starting with the murder train. I only came here to grab something for my pounding headache. Just get this place back to normal by tomorrow and I probably won't kill you when I feel better. Oh, I am also docking your pay."
but if garen kills someone wont that mean he marks himself as the villain?
Nah since it is justice :0
Beyond the Void: Season 1- Episode 19
There was nothing left to do. The world seemed so empty to Quinn all of the sudden. The only thing that was clear in her mind was the screaming.
"HELP! HEEELP!"
Quinn dragged Tahm out and continued yelling for help. Xin rushed over from his shift and helped her get Tahm to the hospital.
"Listen babe.. I need to get back to my shift. The doctor should be here any moment."
Xin leans in for a kiss.
"Don't touch me."
Xin awkwardly walks away as Quinn looks at him with disgust. He was the least of her problems... her mind wandered to Tahm and how their life was perfect before the world became so weird. She smiled at the thought of it until a doctor slammed the door open and start checking Tahm. She stepped outside and un- masked her lower face.
"Hello, dear. He seems to be in a coma. We will need to take all the preliminary precautions before beginning surgery, ok?"
"Since when did the ice witch become a doctor?"
dramatically "Ever since my sister, Ashe, became ill with a lung disease.... I found out that I am the only one who can fix her and others with similar rare diseases."
"Is Sejuani doing well?"
darkly "You shouldn't have asked that question. Her tribe is following the trail of modern technology. Soon enough, we will all be doomed with brutal savagery."
"Not much optimism there. You should work on that."
"Will do. See you in 3 hours, Quinn."
Lissandra enters the room and shuts the door behind her. Quinn walks down the hall and sees another room with the light on. It wasn't her place nor time to investigate the issue, but she did anyways. Quinn placed her weapon in an offensive position and kicked the door open.
"MOTHER F**KER! Can't we have any bit of privacy here? He ain't that famous!"
Quinn walked in further and saw Jhin lying on the bed with bandages around his stomach and hip. Quinn's emotions were a mess: one side of her body was excited to see Jhin (who was really famous) and the other side was trying to answer why there is another room in session.
"This makes no sense. It's 2:20 pm, there should be no other room in session. Is there another doctor taking care of him?"
Like an old-time movie producer "Yeah, her name is Lux and she has a 10/10 body. You, on the other hand are a... GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE... OVER TEN!!"
Lux walks in from the washroom. Quinn's heart drops.
"Hi, Qui--- What's wrong?"
"Everything.... S**T!"
Quinn rushes out of the room and runs back down the hall. More sweat drips down her forehead with each stride she takes. When she reaches the room, it is exactly how she imagined. Blood stains were on the bed and all of the medical equipment was still there. There was a huge hole in the wall, which was letting the cold breeze in. Quinn had never been more angry and determined before. She wanted to find Lissandra, she needed to see her die. As Valor was getting ready to fly, Quinn realized everything... Why garen turned evil and why everything was so cold and dark in this city.
Meanwhile in Noxus...
GASP!
Swain got up and rushed over to the wall, put in the passcode and waited for the wall to fully open. He then rushed over to the cage and pulled off the covers.
"I am NOT going to help you anymore!"
"You look weak. Look, none of this matters anymore... if we don't escape, we will have no chance to escape the storm."
"Storm? WHAT STORM?!?!"
"Winter is about to rage everywhere. There is only one place where this spell won't reach us."
Swain takes a crowbar and breaks the cage lock open. Soraka crawls out and stretches.
"And where is that?"
"Shadow Isles."
"No."
Swain looks serious.
"NO! I am not going there! Every curse has to have an off switch! We just need to find it!"
"What we need to do is leave this place immediately, or we will be frozen in ice forever. Look, go downstairs, get some food and meet me at the docks. However, if you don't make it there in three hours, I am leaving without you."
Swain leaves the room.
"There is no way I am going anywhere with that FREAK ever again. But, this... curse... it has to have an off switch... Val... VALORAN! That's it! All of the answers are in the Corporate Office!! Ugh, I am SO smart!"
She proudly walks out of the room and finds her way to the kitchen, where she eats the most filling meal of her life.
In the middle of Noxus and Demacia...
"Wow! These things are fast! It took us... what? Like an hour to get out of the horizon view of Noxus?"
"Stay young you boosted animal!"
"What?"
"I cannot go any further!"
Azir stopped the motorcycle and so did Teemo.
"What do you mean you can't go any further? We are halfway there!"
"Tristana needs me... I need to go back to her."
"Wha--- ARGHHHH!"
Azir's eyes suddenly turn red. His saliva starts coming out of his mask.
"Oh my! Are you ok?"
in a demon corporate gnar's voice "I MUST KILL YOU!"
Before Teemo could say a word, Azir summoned three soldiers and made the stab Teemo, all at the same time. Teemo gasped for air and then fell of the bike and landed on the ground with a soft thud. Azir's eyes turned back to his normal color. He then saw what was in front of him and jumped off his own bike and start to walk back and forth.
"Oh no.. no, nonononononono! It's happening to me.... WHY IS IT---"
Azir breaks down, crying. He places his hands over his face and sobs more than ever. Too many emotions were in his head, constantly telling him to choose one or the other. He couldn't deal with it anymore. He needed to find Tahm... something had to be done.
There are 3 more episodes left in this season!
Only three episodes ;-; Poor Quinn xD get insulted to no end.... Also Azir on a motorcycle I'd pay to see that owo
I'm really starting to ship Shaco and Jhin now ;-;
bans tyler1 then makes draven free.
I said that draven would not be on the Free Rotationthis week guess I
'd it
AGAIN? She was just free 28 days ago WTF
What about
? he was free like, 2 weeks ago
If you look at the free rotation list. Compare to
free 1 week ago and the before last time it free. It had two months between them...... and it doesn't free this week...
It seems that she's been free every 3 or 4 weeks for several months now. I've been seeing a pattern.
IK! I am getting tired of Nami's running around all the time. They should put some other supp champs in rotation for a change :/
I thought It would be Draaaaaaaven
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DRAVEN POWER
tyler1
rip
can i get
or 
no you will get 
i own her so
The Void Show: Episode 3: The Finale (small language warning)
"Welp, this show was short."
"Yeah, I guess whoever wrote this didn't feel like making this anymore."
"Wait.. Why are we breaking the fourth wall again?"
"I dunno. I guess I just felt like it."
"Oh. Well wasn't there some sort of replacement for this show? Called 'The Ar...arc...Arcanine?' that's a weird name"
"No, its called the Arcade. Those Arcade guys are the stars or whatever. I think its supposed to be a news channel spoof."
"I think I've been playing to much Pokémon."
"Anyway, this show had a good run. Now I'm gonna go get a rework so I can finally jungle."
"Uh.. Malz, I think you already GOT one."
"What are you talking abou- OH MY FUCKING GOD WHATS WRONG WITH MY FACE?!"
"I don't know. Blame Rito."
"Hey guys can I be in another episode?"
"Will I ever BE in a episode?"
rek'sai sounds
"I don't really care about this shit, I just wanna die."
"Ok, this is getting weird. SOMEONE TURN OFF THE FUCKING CAMERA OR WHATEVER IS USED TO RECORD THIS"
"And why should I?"
"Wait. The person making this. Is a Ward."
"Nope I'm Tahm Kench. That's just the camera."
"Turn that thing off and just go film 'The Arcade' or whatever."
"Fine, but maybe you'll return for a cameo. Now I'm gonna go read the new 'A Corparate Matter.' That show is pretty good."
AND SO THE VOID NEVER GOT ON TV AGAIN BECAUSE THEY SWEARED TOO MUCH. AND BECAUSE THEIR SHOW WAS BORING AF.
THE END. OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. (First Episode of The Arcade comes out next free champ rotation)
So you find my show boring?
So you find my show boring?
The Void Show was completely unrelated to "Beyond The Void," and still is. Although they both were related to the void (at least I'm assuming Beyond The Void is related to the void, because of it being in the title), they are completely different. So don't assume I find other people's shows boring. I only found mine to be boring. Seriously there is no plot at all in The Void Show. I fucking suck at story writing. Keep up the work on Beyond the Void tho its pretty good from what I've read so far
Oh, ok! Sorry, I thought you were implying something through the void show. If you find something odd about my show, feel free to comment. I am constantly trying to improve it and input is greatly appreciated!
Have fun and good luck in your storytelling endeavours!
i cant wait to pretend i dont main nami for the rest of the week
I main Rengar top. Fiora and Panth are free now. [slayer-jinx-unamused]
fiora is dead gg 
Riot Games and LoL company Pls free hero Jhin Zed yasu ekko thresh blitz and cool champs :D pls pls pls.... Pls pls pls Riot Pls pls pls pls... Thanks :D
I dunno,
is pretty cool if you ask me hehe...
I'm not sorry
WHO WANTS A PERMASLOW???
You had your own day.....why????
hmmm....I'll give you a try
All i need is a pantheon <3 BUT WAIT!!!
crazy but theres a fanbase for her
needed a support with a global ult? here you go!
BRING THAT NICE FINE SWORD HERE FIORA <3
I really like this guy
karthus must be your worst enemy
inferior construct :3
Umm... Nami has a global ult now?? o.O Here I was, thinking it was Raka who has global ult..
And if Soraka ults when Karthus tries to ult her team, Karthus will not get fed at all.
Nami has been on the free rotation like... Every other week this past month or two x_x DEH heck rito
Everyone is gonna play jinx now :p
When is Rito going to put Yasuo on the rotation list? :c
I would rather that not happen; he would be on Permaban state.
Yeah, and as a Yasuo main that would suck for me
Apparently Fiora has the same difficulty as Soraka...
and where is Ashe and Garen??!!

Why you give suck supports :( Pls give thersh or Blitz
Eh
why is not riven and za
To you adn the Zed people: Because Riven and Zed are both hyper toxic to the game, disgusting champions, and, once learned, are literally unkillable. Nobody wants to have a week of either noobs trying to play them or people abusing their sick no-counterplay mechanics.
counterplay to zed= azir
When you bought Viktor and Panth..
Omg I just bought jinx!
STILL WAITING FOR VELKOZ!!!

Can we get Gnar next time PLZ?
Were is lee sin