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#A Corporate Matter Episode: A Song of Ocean and Ice..

"The Freljord is so cold, I hate the cold.."

"You hate everything sir."

"Not true, I love money."

"..."

"Yes, and bacon bit stuffed nachos. How much farther did Taliyah say we had to go?"

"Not much farther. I must say, I am really proud of you sir. Going through all this hard work so you can unite the four teams. It's a really selfless thing to do."

"Taliyah said there would be a great treasure for the Eldertar. So I just want that."

"Hello, welcome to the Ocean tribes. We have been expecting you, Eldertar."

"Are you my teacher?"

"We both are."

"Taliyah, I thought you could only move rocks and stuff?"

"Don't say and stuff. Just say, Taliyah, I thought you could only move rocks."

"So, you are saying you can control water too?"

"Oh, no no. Turns out that ice is a lot like a rock. You know how rocks are just like frozen lava? Well, ice is the same way."

"So, you are an ocean bender, unless it's hot out?"

"Pretty much, at least I got rocks for then."

"That is also why I am here. So you can learn all about ice and water. Also, I brought a friend."

"ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You brought an Ocean Drake, that's so cool."

"..."

"Yeah, they are my favorite kind too."

"Yep, all us master benders get our own elemental dragon."

"Oh, how come Taliyah didn't have a mountain one then?"

"Turns out being made of stone actually makes you bad at flying. Takes a lot of effort out of the poor guy. So I just told him to stay where he was and keep splitpushing. He is really good at that."

"Let's determine how much we need to teach you about ocean bending. What can you do?"

"Well, if I move my arm as fast as I can, slightly under the surface of water. It creates this kind of wave effect. It looks really cool and makes me feel powerful."

"Anything else?"

"Well, I carry around this supercharger with me in my briefcase. Keeps my Phonerang and Moon Boots from dying on long trips like this one. If I drop the charger in water, It can deliver enough electricity to kill everyone within a half mile radius. Don't ask me how I know this."

"Ok then. Well, you are officially a master ocean bender. So long as you agree to never bring that thing near my city made of water ever again."

"Oh boss, I am so proud of you."

"..."

"Oh Sona, I know, I know. Well, time to go find someplace a little warmer than this frozen wasteland."

Meanwhile:

"Alright, my superior dog nose tells me that the Eldertar was right on this earth halfpipe not too long ago."

"It appears we missed him. Well, what say you and I go back for some Tea?"

"Hang on, I hear a strange rumbling noise. It's almost like a-" "Gets flattened by giant rolling stone."

"Oh dear, you seem to be in a spot of trouble."

"Why is it that I can never get no satisfaction. This is all the monarchy's fault. If people didn't just blindly follow the royalty like some sheep. I wouldn't have been exiled. From now on, no more monarchy. Now someone please help me."

"We can't. Since you are the prince, we have had to follow you. But with no monarchy, none of us really like you and wish you a wonderful time alone."

"INFERNAL ALISTAR, YOU COME BACK! Ok, I take it all back. We need the monarchy, or at least I do. Come back and rescue me."

"You are lucky I get paid a lot for this." "Headbutts boulder away."

"MY ORANGES, AGAIN! WHY CAN'T SOMEONE GIMME SOME PAINTED BLACK SHELTER FROM THIS GIANT ROLLING STONE THAT HAS BECOME A REAL BEAST OF BURDEN."

"Turns out I can't blame all my problems on the privileged system and those who abuse it. Who knew? Well, back to the ship. Our hunt continues."

I'm Gay. Have a nice day!

Not playing mid this week lol

#The Arcade Episode 3: The tale of people under "Hello and welcome to the Arcade, the show were we do things so we don't have 3 episodes." "Last time we had to abandon the news station to save someone. So we won't be going over the free champ rotation and other things." "Wait we aren't?! BUT THATS OUR THING!" "Not today apparently." "I feel like I'm just going to be toxic. I guess I wont be here then." "But we need a entire team of heroes like some sort of RPG!" "I may be of assistance." "Who are you?" "It's me. Your best friend..." "SANSSSSSSSSSSSS! DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM?! Zed. A obligatory ninja character." "who the fuck is "sanssssss"? Oh cool. QUE THE YOU HAVE A NEW PARTY MEMBER THING" "I'm here also. Just waiting to get level 6." "Shut up Tahm no one cares" "Ok can we just get moving" SEVERAL HOURS LATER.. "Ok, how did a weird purple place with ninjas and catfish... TAKE US TO THIS?!" "The final boss fortress." "Owned by Final Boss Veigar. and battle boss blitzcrank" "Oh cool we can fight the final boss now" "But first everyone gets hot cats dogs." "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" "Oh hey Infernal Nasus." "I think Zed meant the food Hot dog." "Oh, ok." "I'm just going to leave now." gives everyone in the "party" hot dogs "Ok lets just enter this thing." LATER INSIDE VEIGARS FORTRESS.. "Man this is boring" "Ikr" "NOT SO FAST! wow I'm talking like Rengar now" "YOU. WILL. HAVE. TO. FIGHT. ME. NOW." "IT. WILL. BE. LIKE. THAT. ONE. BATTLE. IN. UNDERTALE. WITH. THE. ROBOT." "Whatever, its time to die Blitzcrank!" metal crusher starts playing "WHOA WHY IS EVERYONE BLACK AND WHITE" "That's racist." "YOU TOTALLY DONT HAVE TO GET ME TO LOOK FOR A MIRROR BEHIND ME TO WIN" "Blitzcrank there is a mirror behind you." "I HATE MIRRORS." "I ONLY LIKE BATTERIES" "Ok then there is a battery." "WHAT WHERE?!" flips switch "Heh." "LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN" "Who?" "I'VE BEEN WATCHING TO MUCH POKEMON" blows up Final fantasy victory music plays "WELL DONE HEROES!" "YOU GET YOUR PRIZE AFTER YOU DEFEAT ME IN THE NEXT EPISODE! NYEH HEH HEH!"

TO BE CONTINUED MUSIC

Time for all the wannabes that want to play Zed

This Champ rotation isn't working for me. I have the same champs as last week.

*looks at / *

What did we do to deserve this?

Cant wait to play mid this week! Every game I'll be up against and I cant counter his ult anymore cause of the nerfs and now I can just die to every Redmercy wannabe! This will be fun![zombie-brand-clap]

Not enough bans for this free week u.u

to be kidding me

The Fish and the Shark Come here you foul beast! Why do you want me so bad? You're a shark right? No- well, technically I am a land shark... How would you like a job? What kind of job? Oh nothing too hard... Puts a leash around her neck What the actual hell dude! NEW SKIN HERE I COME!!!! .....

one of the worst in aram vsone of the best in aram= i am not going to aram this week and incoming :O

Well, the dude who said he'd kill himself if Zed didn;t go on free rot is going to be happy..

Dumb question: Shouldn't Taliyah be available? This is the 2nd week since she was released.