Champion and skin sale: 07.31 - 08.03

Ladies and Gentlemen who are not me, Draven, Welcome to the Annual Hotdog eating contest. Let us meet today's competitors. First is the Terror of the Void himself, Cho'gath!!

Might as well give me the trophy now, no one can beat me.

Your brain is as small as your stomach if you think you can win.

Stick around, I'll eat you for desert after this.

Looks like a rivalry is brewing between Cho'gath and our second competitor, Tahm Kench. Next is the little creature with the big mouth, Kog'maw.

Food, Food, Food, Food, Food, Food, Food,

Following him is one of the Yeti from the Freljord, Willumps.

You got this bro.

And Finally we have the steam golem, Blitzcrank.

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Now enough about them, let's talk about me while these guys eat their hot dogs. Begin!!!

Later

And that is how I, Draven, came to be know as Draven. Oh it seems they are done.

I won of course.

The only thing you won was second place.

Good food.

You did great Willump.

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And the winner is.....BLITZCRANK!!!!

WHAT!!!? HOW!!!!?

**Simple. I just open my stomach area and move the food in there. Then it was crushed to make room for more. **

That's cheating!!!

Indeed. You had to eat the food.

**Negative. The rules say that 'whoever keeps the most food in their stomach without vomiting wins.' No where does it stat that the food had to go through a mouth area. **

He is correct. Congratulations Blitzcrank, here is your trophy.

Why did you compete anyway?

**To remind all you flesh creature who is the superior creature is. **

_In the audience. _

sniff That's my boy.

Ah, it's good to see lightdragoon88 and King Dellron in their rightful places

Anyway....

A Flaw in the Code Part 10 Come one, come all. Summoners please hear The truth about riot is finally clear But first to understand, realize, comprehend I must say the beginning, the middle, then end

The eight heroes vowed they'd do all the can Yasuo gave them the gist of his plan To send all champs back without any blood That deal that Tahm Kench made had to be undone

The plan was to change the enemy's lore But not the same that the three had done before It would have to be done on the cursed PC Their friend had once used to help create League

The champs all guessed it to be heavily guarded And so on their journey toe eight allies started They all knew that this may well be their last stand So Garen made a speech and raised his sword hand

"DEMACIA" Then silence, and then not much else He got in their bus, straight-faced as well The others tried not to laugh nut soon they all failed My friend, I will see you next Summoner's Sale

What if it was a eating contest O_o

Nice, Jayce is on the list. I've wanted him for a while.

Why would you make teemos musuroms bounce

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was a government conspiracy.

You know, they should make 10% off on the ip price or something.

EZ NOT A REAL ADC HE IS A MAGE

guwawawawawa

sweet, foxfire ahri is my fav skin

spooky

Alert alert warning, call the 911.... We need some upgrade here Please!

Seel to ssw skin pls two peapoL BUY SKIN

Sell ssw skin pls rengar talon

8.24

Someone get me Foxfire pleaseeee I wuvv Ahri~

this is great

Can someone gift me riven? T_T

somebody should get me jayce

So going by the dates, I can still get these on the 3rd right? Forgive me for being noob.