Ladies and Gentlemen who are not me, Draven, Welcome to the Annual Hotdog eating contest. Let us meet today's competitors. First is the Terror of the Void himself, Cho'gath!!
Might as well give me the trophy now, no one can beat me.
Your brain is as small as your stomach if you think you can win.
Stick around, I'll eat you for desert after this.
Looks like a rivalry is brewing between Cho'gath and our second competitor, Tahm Kench. Next is the little creature with the big mouth, Kog'maw.
Food, Food, Food, Food, Food, Food, Food,
Following him is one of the Yeti from the Freljord, Willumps.
You got this bro.
And Finally we have the steam golem, Blitzcrank.
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Now enough about them, let's talk about me while these guys eat their hot dogs. Begin!!!
Later
And that is how I, Draven, came to be know as Draven. Oh it seems they are done.
I won of course.
The only thing you won was second place.
Good food.
You did great Willump.
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And the winner is.....BLITZCRANK!!!!
WHAT!!!? HOW!!!!?
**Simple. I just open my stomach area and move the food in there. Then it was crushed to make room for more. **
That's cheating!!!
Indeed. You had to eat the food.
**Negative. The rules say that 'whoever keeps the most food in their stomach without vomiting wins.' No where does it stat that the food had to go through a mouth area. **
He is correct. Congratulations Blitzcrank, here is your trophy.
Why did you compete anyway?
**To remind all you flesh creature who is the superior creature is. **
_In the audience. _
sniff That's my boy.