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A Corporate Matter Episode: A Not So Festive Maokai

"So, boss, what did ya get me?"

"Well, Corporate Mundo get you Golden Black Cleaver, like you always wantings. But since you say Merry Christmas, whic-"

"I am receiving more breaking news. Even the head honcho who runs the Company that makes League hates everything that isn't Christmas. We Highly recommend that you continue sending them hateful messages. And suggest hand writing death threats to them. That will show them that you need to be nice to everyone."

"Sigh." "Since you say it and cause Corporate Mundo to say it. Company is millions less than used to be. So me need sell gift and dock you salary to try make up for it."

"See Soraka, I told you something horrible would happen. But nooo, I am being paranoid you said. It's fine to say it you said. WELL ITS NOT FINE, EVERYONE HATES ME NOW!"

"Yeah, you were right. Why do people have to get so upset over everything? I mean, you can't even say something nice to someone without someone else saying you hate everyone but the one person you said something nice about."

"I just want to get out of this cabin and go back to the office. Forget about this whole thing and just be miserable as always. There is no possible way this can get anyone worse."

As if him saying that was written specifically to foreshadow what happens next. Things do indeed get worse as all the power in the cabin Shuts off.

"..."

"Yeah, I know I probably shouldn't have said that. But you don't have to be so rude about it."

"Corporate Kayle is on the case. Flaming Pointer stick, let's see what caused the power outage."

"BOO!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"Great, now I dropped my stick."

"IT'S SO DARK IN HERE, DID GRAVES DROP A SMOKEBOMB?"

"WHAT WAS THAT THING?"

"IT LOOK LIKE LIVING SNOWDOWN TREE!"

"Ah, found it. LET THERE BE LIGHT!"

"I STILL CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!"

"That is because you are blind."

"Oh, right, thanks Lucie."

"YOU ALL SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY WIFE."

"Corporate Mundo want know where that voice come from."

"The roof I think, sir."

"What did he mean about his wife?"

"Did anyone notice that our Snowdown tree has two dead eyes on it?"

"I THOUGHT THOSE WERE JUST DECORATIONS, AHHHHHH!"

"Corporate Braum think he going to be sick." "Barf."

"Hey, uhh Gnarly. Where did you say you got that tree from again?"

"I found a sign for a place buried in the snow. It said, Magical Snowdown tree."

"TREE-ENTS, ENTS!!!!! Man, I wish being an idiot was a reportable offense, because I would so have you permabanned in less than a minute."

"So, let me get this straight. You went and killed Festive Maokai's wife in her sleep. Then hung her body up here as a decoration while we all sang and danced around it. That is so demented. No wonder he is upset."

"Ho ho ho!"

"Well, nice knowing all you."

"IT GOT THE BOSS! Well, good riddance."

"What happened to the Snow Days. We could really use their help here."

"..."

"A snowy meeting? What do they have to meet about? How to build a snowball in a way that is most aerodynamic. Or, how tall should a snowman really be. How about, what to do the rest of the year."

"What about Guard Dog Warwick. Isn't it his job to stop something like this?"

"He threatened to sue if we didn't give him the Holidays off. Plus, he really isn't that much help. He leaves you for dead at the first sign of a steak."

"Who needs him when you have me. I ain't afraid of no tree."

"You have been a very bad girl."

"But, it's my job to catch people who are bad. AHHHHHHHH!"

"Great, now we have no light again. It's pitch black in he- OOOOOFF! That's a table."

"I have an idea. Maybe if we call my friend, Reindeer Kog'Maw. He can light our way."

"Alright, how do we do that?"

"We gotta sing his song. I'll start. Kog'Maw the Vomit-mouthed Reindeer."

"Had some very, caustic spittle."

"And if it ever hit you. Which it wouldn't, because Braum is always here."

"Just stick to the song."

"You would even say it burns, like the melting pain of a thousand acid rivers."

"Let there, barghlhl, be light."

"I told you he would come. Now let's chop us down another tree."

"Hey guys, I see you found me. Uhh, why do you all have axes?"

"Yippee-ki-yay, Miss Fortune!"

"Wait wait wait, it was just a prank bro. I didn't really kill Corporate Mundo and Corporate Kayle. I just locked them up in the closet."

"They are alive? Darn."

"Time to chop you up, you psycho."

"No, please. I'm sorry. I mean, cut me a little slack. Ok, poor choice of words, but you guys did kill my wife."

"Yeah, we did! My only regret is that I didn't get any stacks off of her."

"Harsh. But, I guess she does kind of look good all lit up like that. And she was a terrible wife, just slept all day and never had dinner ready when I got home."

"Hey, would you like to join us. I mean, it is the Holidays after all."

A few minutes later. The power had been restored and everyone was once again enjoying their day. Except maybe Corporate Gnar, nothing ever makes him happy.

"Oh Maokai's wife, Oh Maokai's wife."

"Thy eyes are so pale."

"Oh Maokai's wife, oh Maokai's wife."

"Oh how we hope you don't decay."

"..."

"Thy was such a bad wife."

"Hey, do you think we should let Corporate Mundo and Corporate Kayle out of that closet?"

"Eh, not yet. He took my present, so as my gift to him, he can be stuck in a closet with an angry Angel of justice."

"AHAHAHAHAHAH! You guys are the best."

"AHHH!!! WHO IS LAUGHING, THEY WOKE ME UP. BLINDING DART!"

"I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!" "Smacks right into a wall."

"CORPORATE LEE SIN, HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU MANAGE TO BE BLIND! I MEAN, NOW I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MY MID LANER WHEN I NEED HIM AT ANY TIMES!"

"You don't need to see when all y'all smell so horrible. Makes it easy for me to find important objectives, like Dragon and free towers. They air is always clear because my team is as far away from them as possible."

And so, they all relaxed and got along. Some lucky few enjoyed their new presents. Festive Maokai regained his sight, having learned a bit about Lee Sin. He signed up for a dating website and already got one hit. Someone Named: "Poinsettia-Zyra072412." Meanwhile, King Dellron typed this all out, on his brand new Keyboard.

68% more curvy bod- i mean bows 0% more cigars 72% more giants 100% more /dance 90% more missed skill shots 50% more fury 66% more crying adcs 85% more "accidental" pillars 100% more ice bears 50% more self ults

Toplane is going to be a struggle this week

Volibear and Zilean. For those that don't know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJnHMjdu1g

And Azir? Rito plox

oooh yes voli is free, my old main. time to bite people's faces off

talon on sale, and talon f2p, riot are you hinting at something

I dont want aids for the new year

Let's see.... who will be the problems here Not too bad just the slows are annoying and the arrow is a bit op I will always be sad he doesn't have a cigar Polymorph is a nuisance and can make a champ more op ....Didnt want aids this week but hopefully not too many of them thank god for nerf on the spears this guy has a funny pool skin other than that kinda like fighting a nasus that can dash....oh.... His favorite blade is the cape he never uses time to ruin recalls randomly tanky late game after a squishy early game can you like...not revive yourself (add him with a guardian angel and youll be unkillable

so a couple annoying champs but can be handled so (8/10) better than last week with the rengar fest

It's been 4 months Rito, where's

I really want gnar to be kissed under a mistletoe with soraka

So, I wanted to post a comment to League of Legends to help improve the game it gave me a giant run around where it asked me a ton of questions about the game and the changes that they have already made, etc. I answered all of them thinking that I would then be able to leave them an email or something where I could post a comment. Instead it puts me in a forum and says make a post here!!! wtf....

SO HERE IS MY POST!!!

Can you please make it so that you can exchange items in the buy menu, it's rather irritating that you can't.

THANK YOU, concerned league player.

So we still have ten champions on rotation even after the number of Champions is triple what it used to be...

FINALLY RENE

insert euro dance

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk

The next rotation should include AHRI OR FIZZ PLSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two of my mains... great.

When is Diana next?