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New free champion rotation: Caitlyn, Evelynn, Lux and more!

Riot·4/8/2018, 5:19:05 PM·1 votes·15,312 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Caitlyn - the Sheriff of Piltover
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Darius - the Hand of Noxus
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Evelynn - Agony's Embrace
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Ezreal - the Prodigal Explorer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Jarvan IV - the Exemplar of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Lissandra - the Ice Witch
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Lux - the Lady of Luminosity
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Mordekaiser - the Iron Revenant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Nunu - the Yeti Rider
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Orianna - the Lady of Clockwork
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Soraka - the Starchild
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Teemo - the Swift Scout
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Urgot - the Dreadnought
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Marksman
Veigar - the Tiny Master of Evil
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

25 Comments

King Dellron4/9/2018, 5:06:29 PM10 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Ultimate Fail

item 3211 "Boooooo!"

item 3211 "Get out of here!"

item 3211 "We don't want you!"

item 3211 "You're ugly!"

item 3211 "Elementalist lux is so much better than you!"

MissFortune "ALL YOU SUMMONERS CAN GO TO HELL!" "Enters a bar and slams the door."

Gragas "Hi darlin'. Why the long face?"

MissFortune "Just shut up and pour me a drink."

Gragas "And an attitude too. Planky, you know what I always say about a woman with an attitude."

Gangplank "The only place for a woman with an attitude is the bedroom of a sober man."

Gragas "That's right! And this ain't no bedroom, and there ain't no sober m-"

All in an instant, as the bartender was talking, The Gun Goddess lifted her arm and pulled her trigger. A bright flash and a loud bang filled the bar. A brief pause as the bartender stood there, a fresh new hole in his head. Then he crumbled to the floor and there was silence."

MissFortune "So... About that drink?"

Gangplank "Yes ma'am, right away! I'm so sorry for him, and what I said. He makes me and I needed this gig." "Awkwardly stumbles around the dead body and hands Gun Goddess Miss Fortune her drink."

MissFortune "Takes a sip." "Ahh. No, it's fine. Killing him might have been a little harsh. It's just been a long week. You ever put yourself out there? For the whole world to judge and see. You tell yourself not to be too hopeful, that you will probably fail. But you don't believe that, not really. You can't stop yourself from dreaming about what could happen. Then you hear what they think and it's so much worse than you could have possibly imagined."

Gangplank "Tell me about it."

MissFortune "They say such horrible things. "Those suits are just ugly chromas." "She doesn't even walk differently." "How dare she call herself ultimate." "She's almost as bad as-""

Ezreal "Pulsefire Ezreal. I feel your pain."

MissFortune "Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see you over there."

Ezreal "No, it's fine, I'm used to being forgotten. I used to be the hot new thing. Everyone wanted to be me. Yet I was just out of reach. Now I'm an embarrassment. A relic of a time better forgotten. Still, I feel bad for you. You were done before you even started."

MissFortune "You know what, no! I am not going to sit in some bar and waste away my days. I am going to go straight to those Corporates and demand they improve me. And you're coming too."

Meanwhile:

It's a cold and cloudy day outside the Corporate offices. Even though, a large crowd has gathered. All their attention towards a podium.

Soraka "Jeez, why are there so many people out here."

Gnar "They are waiting for Mundo to announce he's won the election and give a speech."

Soraka "Election? What election?"

Gnar "Every few years we host an election for who gets to be president of the company."

Soraka "Why didn't anyone tell me. I would have voted for someone a little more competent to be in charge."

Gnar "We all voted for someone more competent. He just burns the box without reading it and declares himself the winner. Probably wasn't the best idea to let the person in charge of counting the votes also run for president."

DrMundo "Walks up to podium." "Greeting peoples. Corporate Mundo glad to announce me once again won election and remain president of Corporate Offices. Before me get to big speech, me want answer all questions."

Janna "Hello, yes. You are only legally allowed to run for two terms, yet this is your fifth. How do you justify this blatant disregard for the law?"

DrMundo "Me not good at counting. Hahahaha!"

The whole audience begins to laugh.

Janna "You should be arresting him, not laughing at his jokes."

Caitlyn "He owns the game. He could delete any of us with the push of a button. So I suggest you laugh when he wants you to."

Twitch "Hey look, it's snowing!"

Olaf "I love the snow!"

TwistedFate "But, why is it orange?"

Jinx "It's so pretty!"

DrMundo "Point head away from mic." "Lucian servant, this be your doing?"

Lucian "What? No, nothing I'm working on could- Oh no, it's leaked. How are we going to explain this to the people?"

DrMundo "Me just tell them sand blow in from Shurima and mix with clouds."

Lucian "But, that's impossible. Shurima is so far away and even if it wasn't, the odds of this happening. Do you really think they will believe you?"

DrMundo "They believe me win election fairly."

Lucian "Alright, you sell your lies. I have something to fix." "Runs away."

DrMundo "Have no fear! Sand just mix with snow, it safe to eat and play with. Now, me get on with big speech. Me going to usher new age for League of Legends. All champions shall be treated fair, respectful and loved. Me make sure-"

MissFortune "Ahhh, Corporate Mundy, you didn't hear my question."

DrMundo "You dare interrupt Corporate Mundo speech."

MissFortune "Yes. You see, I'm not being treated fairly, respectfully or with love. You seem to hate me and I demand you fix me. And my friend here."

Ezreal "This was your plan, confront him head on? I didn't sign up for this."

DrMundo "YOU RUINING BEST DAY OF CORPORATE MUNDO LIFE! LEAVE NOW AND MAYBE ME FORGET IT HAPPEN!"

MissFortune "We are not leaving until you give us what we deserve. We demand to be as great or better than Elementalist Lux. Give us what we want or I'll fill you so full of holes they'll start calling you Corporate Swiss."

DrMundo "RAHHHHH, MAXIMUM SADISM!!!!!!!" "Charges Gun Goddess Miss Fortune."

MissFortune "I didn't think you'd test me, so be it." "Begins firing anime worthy levels of lasers at Corporate Mundo."

Ezreal "He's not dying, why aren't you killing him?"

MissFortune "I'm unloading everything on him. He's not human."

Ezreal "HE'S GETTING REALLY CLOSE!"

MissFortune "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

DrMundo "RAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" "Cleaves Gun Goddess Miss Fortune in the head."

#FINISH HER!

DrMundo "Begins hacking Gun Goddess Miss Fortune into pieces in such a graphic way that a new content advisory system is created."

#Fatality!

Ezreal "So ummm."

DrMundo "Huff huff." "Stares at Pulsefire Ezreal with pure malice."

Ezreal "Maybe drinking my life away wasn't so bad, at least it was a life. Y'all wild, peace!" "Flashes away."

Olaf "You're the best president ever! And this snow is awesome, it tastes so much better than normal snow. WOOOOOO!!!!"

thatoneperson0234/10/2018, 5:57:31 PM3 votes

nice story :D I want to know if you can have elise have venom like a spider is supposed to. In her spider q form u should make it venomous it would be really cool. I think it would help hear game immensely also give her some slows with all that spider web stuff like after stunned they slow ar first person e hits they stunned and after every slowed IDK. Also i want to know if you can put irelia in next free to play/w ahri and leblanc to feel their updated forms and give you feedback.if you choose 1 do irelia please [slayer-jinx-catface]

nihow5554/9/2018, 10:36:51 PM2 votes

When I made this series two years ago, I myself found it really funny. And so did some others on the following forum. I'd known that stories have been posted on free champ rot. for a while, and a few weeks ago, i thought: Why not my stories?

"A Corporate Matter." Thank you for taking the weekly time to make these stories, as I am starting. I've read through your entertaining stories for the past few weeks and they really brighten up my day.

Before reading this story, please read through the ENTIRE forum. This is it's origin. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/sHABUBMx-ezreal-and-taric?show=flat

YouTube Channel: NukeConnon(nonprofit, as of now) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpnruGge_SBBKZQtC28Uriw?view_as=subscriber

Please read through all previous scenarios to catch up.

Yes I'm planning on youtubing league even though I haven't played in a while.

Teemo YOUR ANUS IS MINE, TARIC!!! (quote original forum) Taric It is? Teemo HELL YA!!! Taric But that's not physically possible. Teemo Gosh you're really annoying. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING SUCH AN A***OLE! YEET! GET IT? AM I IMPRESSING YOU!? Taric Oh my, you love me? Teemo YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT MY LOVE!!! Taric Ya sorry, um, I already love someone. Teemo (sweetly) And who can possibly be more handsome than me? Or cute and furry in my case. Taric Ezreal. (dreamily) Oh Ezreal, he really can attract girls, so why not attract me? He's so slim and charming... Teemo What!? Ezreal!? He's just a little dirty punk, except he's bigger than me. I can take him down 1v1 hella easy and clean. Taric You dare insult him!? Teemo Oh! Dear me! I'm so awfully sorry! Please! Forgive me my love! (sobs) Taric Fine, I'll forgive you only this once. Teemo Oh thank you my love. Now please, love me! I need comfort from my sorrows! Taric Shoot. What do I do about this? I better contact LOL QA Center. Teemo No need, please. All we need is each other. Taric But I'd really like to. Teemo If you really want to, I'll let you my love. No pressure. Just love. Taric Thank you. Teemo You're very welcome, my love.

At LOL QA Center...

Kayle Incoming call from Taric, boss. Lux Taric!? WTF!? Kayle Language, ma'am. Lux My apologies. Kayle Forgiven, ma'am. Here's the phone. Lux Ugh, I hate Taric. But it's the sworn duty of the LOL QA Center boss to help anyone in need, Kayle Absolutely correct, boss. Lux (on phone) LOL QA Center Director Lux here. What can I friggin do for you? Kayle Language, boss. Lux (off phone) I censored it! Kayle Still... Lux OK, I get it. (on phone) Pardon the interruption, sir. What may be your request. Taric Uh, so Teemo says he loves me, but I love Ezreal. Lux Gasp (Thinks to self) Deep breaths, deep breaths (on phone) Sorry about the pause. Um... Taric Please Lux, I'd really like help on this. Lux (To herself) Wait, this is my chance to finally rid Taric of Ezreal! Yes! (on phone) So...you should love him back! Dearly! Taric Really? Lux Yes! Stay positive! And...(To herself) Serious oops, almost said "stay away from my Ezreal!" (quote original forum) Taric Excuse me, as you were saying? Lux Oh! Sorry, accidentally said that. That's all! Good luck loving Teemo and have a wonderful day! Taric Ok, Thanks!

hangs up

Teemo So what's up my love? Taric Yup, Lux advised me to love you. Teemo Thank Lux, now come on closer Taric.

Zed passes by

Zed Uhh...when did you start loving Teemo, Taric? Taric When Lux advised me to. Zed Hmm...you know you can't trust Lux, right? Taric I can't? Zed Ya. She's a very mischievous and deceptive woman. Taric Oh, really? OK then. I guess I shouldn't love Teemo. Teemo WHAT!? NO! WAIT...! Zed Alright, see you later Taric, and good luck not getting into anymore messes with Lux. Taric OK then. Teemo HEY! GET BACK HERE AND 1V1 ME FOR BREAKING MY LOVE AWAY FORM ME! YOU HEAR ME! You can't actually believe him. He's just messing with you my love. Taric Well now that I think about it, Lux probably just wants to take my dear Ezreal for herself. Teemo No, this can't be happening...

Ezreal runs up to Taric and Teemo

Ezreal AHH!!! Taric Oh my, what concerns you my love? Ezreal Zed is chasing me! Taric Very well, then he shall pay dearly for his wrongdoing against you.

Zed arrives

Zed Mwahawhaw! You are (slows speech) dead now Ezreal...Oh...hi everyone...heheh. Teemo FINALLY! YOU'RE BACK FOR YOUR 1V1! Taric You will not harm Ezreal, Zed!

Lux passes by

Lux Zed...beside Ezreal...you will pay dearly for breaking your promise! Teemo Alright, fine, 3v1, at least I'll still get to destroy you! Zed Hmph, bring it on! I got you suggers easy! LuxTaric FOR EZREAL!!! Teemo FOR TARIC!!! Zed (Shadows away) Wait, lol, I don't even have to fight you guys. Catch me if you can! Taric (Casts stun spell) YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO GET AWAY!!! Zed No! Please! We can talk about this! TaricLuxTeemo YAHHHHHH!!! Zed Oh no…!

A few moments later...

Zed (on ground) Eeesh! Ouch! Please! All of you! Have mercy! Lux Very well. You shall suffer a Demacian punishment of the highest degree! Hmm..now what’s a good one… Taric Ooh! Ooh! Can i give Zed a tour of my gem shop!? I’ll make it free! Teemo Ouch! I can’t think of anything worse than that! Lux It’s not Demacian, but it sure is far worse than anything Demacia can do. Zed No! Please! I’m truly sorry for everything I’ve done! I’m begging you all! Please! I’ll take any punishment other than that! Lux As sympathetically painful it is, I find it perfectly fitting for you. Teemo I have to sympathize, but at least you get wrecked in the most unimaginable way possible. Zed No! Please…! Taric Come on Zed! Join the free tour of my gem shop! It’s truly...wait for it...amazing!!! Nasus :3

Come back next week for another Scenario!

Filteredout9874/18/2018, 2:29:13 AM1 votes

ur mom is named Tom*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*

friendandme4/10/2018, 11:21:04 AM1 votes

Worst champ free roctaion everrrrr

Smokey Boi 3544/10/2018, 2:22:39 AM1 votes

Love this rotation because I barely turned level 11 and I main Darius, so this will be nice because I don't have to buy him yet. XD

Avatorn4/10/2018, 7:19:51 PM1 votes

Anyone else loving that Darius got a 2/10 Difficulty?

I'm guessing Garen gets a 1 ?

[sg-miss-fortune]