New free champion rotation: Lee Sin, Bard, Twitch and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Kojima Died For This
"Hey uh, Korporate kled. There is a giant portal sucking people up into the sky outside. The boss was wondering if you could check it out and see if we are in any danger or if we should just stay working."
"What, we need to evacuate this building now!"
"You see, that's what I said. But Mundo told me that the portal is a block away and he isn't going to pay us to run for our lives if we aren't in any actual danger."
"Alright, I'll determine it's threat level. Secretary, guard tree, you're with me."
"Oh boy, an adventure!"
"This sounds like a terrible idea."
Over by the ridiculous sky portal. I mean come on, this was the best idea you had? I thought this was supposed to be a somewhat realistic world:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!"
"Flys up into sky portal."
"Yep, that's a sky portal if I ever seen one."
"And it seems to be pretty dangerous. Why don't we just go back and get everyone as far away from it as possible."
"Quit bein' a coward. There is only one way to know if that thing is harmful to life. And that is seeing where it leads!"
"Okay, now that is an even worse idea. There is no way it leads to anywhere good."
"Well, we won't know unless we try. Maybe it leads to some paradise island. Maybe it doesn't lead anywhere and just kills everything. It probably just leads to a Walmart. Let's find out."
"Pushes Leona and Guard Tree Ivern into the portal's suction field. Then jumps in himself."
"KLED! DARN YOU KLED!"
"Flys up towards the portal."
"This is not going to end well."
"Good thing I got two health bars, hahahaha!"
"BUT WE DON'T"
They all fly into the portal:
"Uhhhhh, are we dead? Or worse, in a Walmart?"
"It's just sand. This portal just leads to endless, lifeless damn sand!"
"Oh great, we died and went to hell."
"Pretty sure hell would be a little worse than this."
"Maybe for you, this place is a tree's worst nightmare."
"You three might want to keep it down."
"Who's there? I'll gut ya."
"It's me, Xin Zhao."
"You are? But you look, different."
"Yeah, now I'm a sexy Mulan rip off. If you want to live, follow me. Don't delay, we must be swift as the coursing river."
"So, pretty boy. Are we in hell?"
"Pretty close. This place is filled with zombie creatures. But they have these glowing rocks where their heads should be. Kinda in a; we really like the way the Last of Us zombies looked but we still want players to think we came up with our own ideas, way."
"Zombies? You gotta any guns or anything?"
"I've been here eight years, haven't found a single gun. No, the only way to kill these things is to poke them with a big stick. That's why I have survived for so long."
"Finally, my time has come."
"How do we leave this place?"
"There is no escape. You can only survive. You need to run around in this dense fog, looking for any parts you can and trying to avoid the zombies. Bring anything you find back to my base over there. We can build better defenses to protect from the zombies."
"That sounds boring as hell. I'm going to go to that big sky portal over there and see if it leads anywhere better than here."
"You can't, there are too many zombies, even for my stick poking skills. It's suicide."
"I'm not afraid, I got two health bars."
"Not here you don't."
"What are you talking about?"
"Extra health bars cost 10,000 gold here."
"What? Fine, here you go. Highway robbery is what this is. Now I'm going to that portal."
"I'll follow you, boss. I'm not going to be stuck here."
"Guess I'll go too, this place sucks."
"Why is it every time I meet new people, they leave? FINE, GO THEN. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED IN FORT AWESOME ANYMORE!"
Over by the new sky portal:
"BRAINS!!!!"
"Gets stabbed by Korporate Kled."
"Wooo, that's fifty. This is pretty fun."
"Maybe for you, I'm just kinda standing here."
"Maybe you should start carrying a big pointy stick too then."
"Uhh, guys. The portal is right there. But there are hundreds of zombies around it. They seem to be immune to the portals suction power too."
"Guess I gotta fight my way through them."
"Hang on, that Xin guy is an idiot. There are miniguns all over here."
"Yes, let's use them."
"They seem to be automatic turrets. If I could just figure out how to turn them on. Flip that light switch over there, so I can see."
Guard Tree Ivern flips the switch and the minigun turrets spring to life, annihilating all the zombies around the portal.
Over at fort awesome:
"HEY, I SAID THERE WERE NO GUNS HERE. STOP MAKING ME A LIAR! We don't need them, Wilson, we just need us."
"..."
Back at the portal:
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE, THROUGH THE PORTAL NOW! YEEHAW!"
They all get sucked up into the new portal.
"Uhhhhhhg, where are we now?"
"Attention shoppers, we are having a sale on men's jogging pants."
"It's a damn Walmart."
has this come out yet?Because it hasn't for me.
oh boi
now i get to play against Fizz mid and have a brand new lee sin in my jungle every game XD
and im gonna be that lee sin [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]