New free champion rotation: Braum, Fizz, Gragas and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
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See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Our True Selves Are Revealed When We Can No Longer Power Our Fake Faces
"Walks into office." "Hey, we're back. I hope-"
He pauses as he notices that there is no power in the office. There is a metal barrel with a fire in it. Soraka and an unknown person are gathered around it while God Fist Lee Sin sits on the floor playing a sad song on his harmonica.
"Oh, hey boss! Welcome back from wherever it is you two went."
"..."
"No, if you don't wanna share then I don't care."
"What's going on? Why's the power out? Who started that fire? Isn't that extremely dangerous? AND WHY IS THERE A HOBO IN MY OFFICE!?"
"He was cold. I figured I let him warm up by the fire. I didn't start it though, it just kinda showed up on its own."
"Thank you for the company, kind soul. But I don't mean to impose."
"Oh no, you don't have to leave."
"Yes he does."
"It's alright. I am used to being alone and forgotten on the streets."
"Walks out."
"Why do you have to be so rude to people?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Was I rude after I came back to my office and found that SOMEONE LIT A BARREL FIRE IN IT?"
"You don't have to yell at me."
"Also, why is our janitor sitting there playing the harmonica?"
"I lit the fire."
"Eye twitches." "Why?"
"It was dark in here."
"Goes back to playing the harmonica."
"I didn't know you could play that."
"I'm a god, I can do anything I so much as think about."
"I leave for a few hours and everything goes to hell. Why don't we have any power?"
"We don't really know."
"Has anyone checked?"
"They can hardly get off their lazy asses up to grab an elixir. You really think they thought of anything other than; "Let's just wait until the power comes back online." Pathetic."
"HOLY DUSKBLADE ONE-SHOTS! I forgot you were in there."
"Yeah, that's because you are stupid."
"Ooooh, got em."
"Do I have to do everything around here? Fine, I'll fix the power. Soraka, Janitor, you two are coming with me."
"Oh, now you want me to go with you."
"Why do I have to go?"
"Because it's dark and I need your fists to light the way. Sona, put that fire out and watch the office."
"..."
"Well, that's because you're a cold h-"
"Let's go!"
"Do you even know where you're going?"
"Look, this building is huge and there are doors that lead to all kinds of weird things. But the breaker box has to be somewhere around here."
"At least you're not the one who has to clean this building. I've had to get stuff out of places you wouldn't believe."
"I hear screaming from this door up ahead. Maybe that's it?"
"I'm afraid I don't see your logic there."
"Ah, right here."
"Opens door."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
"REEEEEEE YEEE OOOOHH REEEEE!!!!"
"Jumps around the room, knocking things over and throwing poo."
"Oh come on! Now I have to clean this room too."
"This is my life. WHY DO WE HAVE A MONKEY LOCKED IN A CLOSET?!"
"That is Matchmaking Monkey."
"AH! "Breathes." Where did you come from?"
"Corporate Mundo get lost in dark."
"Wait, did you call him Matchmaking Monkey?"
"Yes, he in charge of matchmaking."
"That explains so much."
"How could you leave a job like this to a dumb monkey?"
"Me have pay him even less then foreign children. It not hard job. Computer do most of work. He Just need take ten lights that around same color and put them together in game. He get it right most of time. Some time we get blue player match with brown player, but it rare."
"So, why is he freaking out?"
"Maybe power fail break banana dispenser. Maybe he just need Corporate Mundo feed him banana."
"REE REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"Shhh, it okay. Come to Momma Mundo."
"Cradles Matchmaking Monkey in his arms."
"REEE AHHHH OHHH REEEEEEEeeeee ooooooooh."
"It okay, all better now."
"Feeds him a banana."
"Oooh ah."
"Shuts door." "You know, the emotional scars I get for working here are not worth the money. Come on, let's go find a way to turn the power back on so I can take a bath with a toaster."
"Hey, did anyone notice his clothing? I guess he was wearing-"
"Finish that sentence and I'm firing you."
"A monkey suit."
"Rito please, just end my suffering."
Old Irelia is free? lol
Thanks for the birds!

Am i the only who noticed they used the old Varus splash
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old varus????????????
I've been considering getting fizz, gracias and Katarina and thier all on rotation :)
Xayah and Rakan??!! Again??!!
someone in your team doesn't know that irelia was reworked
[sg-janna]