New free champion rotation: Braum, Fizz, Gragas and more!

Riot·Apr 27, 2018·0 votes·16,033 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Braum - the Heart of the Freljord

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Tank

Fiddlesticks - the Harbinger of Doom

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Fizz - the Tidal Trickster

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Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Fighter

Gragas - the Rabble Rouser

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Mage

Graves - the Outlaw

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Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Irelia - the Blade Dancer

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Assassin

Kalista - the Spear of Vengeance

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Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Katarina - the Sinister Blade

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Mage

Rakan - The Charmer

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Sona - Maven of the Strings

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Mage

Taliyah - the Stoneweaver

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Varus - the Arrow of Retribution

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Defense

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Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Mage

Vladimir - the Crimson Reaper

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Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Tank

Xayah - the Rebel

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Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

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King DellronApr 30, 20189 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Our True Selves Are Revealed When We Can No Longer Power Our Fake Faces

Gnar "Walks into office." "Hey, we're back. I hope-"

He pauses as he notices that there is no power in the office. There is a metal barrel with a fire in it. Soraka and an unknown person are gathered around it while God Fist Lee Sin sits on the floor playing a sad song on his harmonica.

Soraka "Oh, hey boss! Welcome back from wherever it is you two went."

Sona "..."

Soraka "No, if you don't wanna share then I don't care."

Gnar "What's going on? Why's the power out? Who started that fire? Isn't that extremely dangerous? AND WHY IS THERE A HOBO IN MY OFFICE!?"

Soraka "He was cold. I figured I let him warm up by the fire. I didn't start it though, it just kinda showed up on its own."

Yorick "Thank you for the company, kind soul. But I don't mean to impose."

Soraka "Oh no, you don't have to leave."

Gnar "Yes he does."

Yorick "It's alright. I am used to being alone and forgotten on the streets." "Walks out."

Soraka "Why do you have to be so rude to people?"

Gnar "Oh, I'm sorry. Was I rude after I came back to my office and found that SOMEONE LIT A BARREL FIRE IN IT?"

Soraka "You don't have to yell at me."

Gnar "Also, why is our janitor sitting there playing the harmonica?"

LeeSin summoner 11 "I lit the fire."

Gnar "Eye twitches." "Why?"

LeeSin summoner 11 "It was dark in here." "Goes back to playing the harmonica."

Soraka "I didn't know you could play that."

LeeSin summoner 11 "I'm a god, I can do anything I so much as think about."

Gnar "I leave for a few hours and everything goes to hell. Why don't we have any power?"

Soraka "We don't really know."

Gnar "Has anyone checked?"

Teemo "They can hardly get off their lazy asses up to grab an elixir. You really think they thought of anything other than; "Let's just wait until the power comes back online." Pathetic."

Gnar "HOLY DUSKBLADE ONE-SHOTS! I forgot you were in there."

Teemo "Yeah, that's because you are stupid."

LeeSin summoner 11 "Ooooh, got em."

Gnar "Do I have to do everything around here? Fine, I'll fix the power. Soraka, Janitor, you two are coming with me."

Soraka "Oh, now you want me to go with you."

LeeSin summoner 11 "Why do I have to go?"

Gnar "Because it's dark and I need your fists to light the way. Sona, put that fire out and watch the office."

Sona "..."

Soraka "Well, that's because you're a cold h-"

Gnar "Let's go!"

Soraka "Do you even know where you're going?"

Gnar "Look, this building is huge and there are doors that lead to all kinds of weird things. But the breaker box has to be somewhere around here."

LeeSin summoner 11 "At least you're not the one who has to clean this building. I've had to get stuff out of places you wouldn't believe."

Gnar "I hear screaming from this door up ahead. Maybe that's it?"

LeeSin summoner 11 "I'm afraid I don't see your logic there."

Gnar "Ah, right here." "Opens door."

MonkeyKing "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Gnar "WHAT THE HELL!?"

MonkeyKing "REEEEEEE YEEE OOOOHH REEEEE!!!!" "Jumps around the room, knocking things over and throwing poo."

LeeSin "Oh come on! Now I have to clean this room too."

Gnar "This is my life. WHY DO WE HAVE A MONKEY LOCKED IN A CLOSET?!"

DrMundo "That is Matchmaking Monkey."

Gnar "AH! "Breathes." Where did you come from?"

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo get lost in dark."

Soraka "Wait, did you call him Matchmaking Monkey?"

DrMundo "Yes, he in charge of matchmaking."

Soraka "That explains so much."

Gnar "How could you leave a job like this to a dumb monkey?"

DrMundo "Me have pay him even less then foreign children. It not hard job. Computer do most of work. He Just need take ten lights that around same color and put them together in game. He get it right most of time. Some time we get blue player match with brown player, but it rare."

Gnar "So, why is he freaking out?"

DrMundo "Maybe power fail break banana dispenser. Maybe he just need Corporate Mundo feed him banana."

MonkeyKing "REE REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

DrMundo "Shhh, it okay. Come to Momma Mundo." "Cradles Matchmaking Monkey in his arms."

MonkeyKing "REEE AHHHH OHHH REEEEEEEeeeee ooooooooh."

DrMundo "It okay, all better now." "Feeds him a banana."

MonkeyKing "Oooh ah."

Gnar "Shuts door." "You know, the emotional scars I get for working here are not worth the money. Come on, let's go find a way to turn the power back on so I can take a bath with a toaster."

Soraka "Hey, did anyone notice his clothing? I guess he was wearing-"

Gnar "Finish that sentence and I'm firing you."

Soraka "A monkey suit."

Gnar "Rito please, just end my suffering."

nihow555Apr 30, 20181 votes

Dear all,

Sempai King Dellron, shoutout me please!

Here is the link to my reaction of the first time King Dellron (/you) replied to me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FujkPPXrFCo

Here is a link to a less laggy version, which is the original livestream. Just start at 13:25. Trust me, okay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtgx4r5g9Y0&t=1038s

“ThePerson76,” thank you for your suggestion of posting my stories on sales, but as of now, I’m okay with being underneath King Dellron, because he is my sempai. [Everyone] Reply to me if you want me to write my stories on sales (or I change my mind myself).

King Dellron, remember, you are always my sempai that cannot be described with words.

I thank everyone for all your support!

Best regards, NukeConnon

P.S. The creation and posting of this comment was livestreamed. I have a [very] small channel I do just for fun. I use facecam as much as I can.

P.P.S. If this is the only video you ever watch on my channel, my channel is just where I do [low quality] anything for fun.

nihow555May 1, 20181 votes

No why someone hit dislike button! (Reaction LiveStreamed)

nihow555May 1, 20181 votes

Ouch. Someone hit the dislike button on every comment I posted (and my story) I get that I can be pretty annoying with all the spam I put out there but it's all because I am physched about this. Not complaining, just putting it out there, I put a good few hours doing this today.

Regards, NukeConnon

AcamalityJun 19, 20181 votes

My guy if you're gonna be calling Dellron senpai you could at least spell it right.

Also, as a writer, I'd suggest you to use "um" a little less in your stories. I think each character used it like 3+ times.

(I know this is 2 months old, but I was catching up on A Corporate Matter, and kept seeing these)

nihow555May 1, 20181 votes

(Same message from last week)

SignErrorApr 30, 20182 votes

What was Corporate Lee Sin doing in the middle there? ;)

nihow555Apr 30, 20181 votes

He's lighting things up! summoner 14 As Student of Sempai King Dellron, check out my stories! (I'm typing it up [and livestreaming myself doing so {YouTube Channel: NukeConnon; Not deliberately advertising self, nonprofit channel}

nihow555Apr 30, 20182 votes

Sorry for spam

nihow555May 1, 20181 votes

Hi [Sempai] King Dellron,

May I title my episodes [with a ligit title] like you?

And also, what do you think would be a nice name for my series? (I'd like your approval)

My Sincerest Thanks, NukeConnon

EternalDadMay 2, 20183 votes

Jesus Christ, don't comment so damn much. Chill.

nihow555May 8, 20181 votes

I know sry

nihow555May 8, 20181 votes

I 'm phsyched out about this it's awesome

nihow555May 1, 20182 votes

Scenario VI [Invasion of League of Legends Question Answer Center]

A few hours after Scenario V...

(In a Hospital)

Lux stirs from unconsciousness

Garen Lux! Are you alright?

Ezreal Whew! You finally came to.

Taric Uh...okay Ezreal. Lux, you okay?

Lux Um...ya.

Garen Okay, we're here for you.

Ezreal Ya, if you need anything, just ask.

Taric Uhm...ya, we're always ready to help you Lux.

Meanwhile, with Ekko...

Ekko What shall I do for fun today? Hmm...I know! I'm going to take over LOL QA Center! Mwahahahahah!

Ekko teleports to LOL QA Center's front desk

Kayle Oh! You startled me there former LOL QA Center boss Ekko. Good day, how may I help you?

Ekko Uh...shoot, I wasn't expecting such a warm welcome. How am I going to have the will to do it now.

Kayle No need to flatter me! It's okay, though, I have plenty of time for your request.

Ekko Uhm...okay, I got this self. Can't chicken out now. Uh...Surrender the LOL QA Center or face the awesome wrath of I!

Kayle No need for such a harsh tone. If you want to lead LOL QA Center, you may request the current LOL QA Center boss, Lux. Unless you take it by force.

Ekko Um...I take it by force.

Kayle I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! IN HONOR OF THE LOL QA CENTER, YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!!! (Charges Ekko)

Ekko At least I got the fun I wanted to! Yolo! Aah!! (Half-heartedly charges as well)

Back at the Hospital...

Lux Oh no, LOL QA Center is under attack! I can feel it!

Garen What would you like us to do?

Ezreal We'll help as best as we can!

Taric Um...ya.

Lux As LOL QA Center boss, I must defend it!

Garen You mustn't. Rest. We'll handle it. No worries little sister.

Ezreal Let's get Zed to help.

Taric Um...okay...I'll look for Zed, Ezreal.

Zed (Emerges from the shadows) Here to readily repay my debt to you all and more.

Ezreal Um okay...uh...can you check on LOL QA Center?

Zed Sure thing! Anything else?

Ezreal Just that, for now.

Zed Right away. (Melts into the shadows)

Meanwhile at LOL QA Center, Kayle and Ekko are engrossed in an intense fight

Both are in melee comabt Kayle using her sword and Ekko his Z-Drive and both casting abilites on each other and dashing around to dodge their opponent’s abilities.

Suddenly, Kayle runs her sword through Ekko, and then kicks him away

Kayle Cease your hostility, before I follow through to your death!

Ekko Ahahahah (laughs casually). I feel like I’m cheating; this was too easy. (Chronobreaks to Kayle, regaining his HP and gravely injuring Kayle.)

Kayle Groan! You cheater!

Ekko Yup, I’m definitely a cheater, even in my standards. But at least I took over LOL QA Center...uh...by force.

Kayle When Lux comes around, and she will, she can and will challenge you.

Ekko Well just more fun as the LOL QA Center boss that’s uh...once again...taken LOL QA Center by force.

Suddenly, Zed emerges from the Shadows

Ekko OK! THAT’S IT! YOU ZED MADE THIS KIND OF GLORIOUS DAY FOR ME INTO AN UGLY ONE BECAUSE YOU APPEARED!! UNLIKE KAYLE, YOU’LL REALLY BE FACING MY WRATH!! (Hostility between them from Scenario II)

Zed Ezreal could’ve been more specific about what was hapening here! More to do to repay my debts at least!

Ekko FOR ZED CONTAMINATING TODAY!!! (Charges Zed)

Zed Um...for my debts! (Half-heartedly Charges Ekko)

Ekko and Zed engage in an even more intense battle that the last

Zed Oof! (Gets whacked by Ekko’s Z-Drive) Okay! That’s it, let’s actually fight!

Ekko SCREW YOU AND YOUR DARK FEELINGS!!

Zed Ouch.

Ekko’s Time Ghosts and Zed’s Shadows form gangs that also fight their equivalent opponents alongside the brawling Zed and Ekko.

Nevertheless Zed’s fighting skill, Ekko begins to wear down Zed with his rage

Back in the Hospital...

Lux Zed, he’s losing the fight! I can feel the darkness giving away to the fiery blue rage!

Garen We’ll take care of this ourselves Lux!

Ezreal I guess it’s time we fight whatever is attacking LOL QA Center. For you, Lux.

Taric Um...I’ll help you fight, Ezreal.

Lux No, I have stalled too long and the situation has become dire! As LOL QA Center boss, I must fulfill my righteous duty as the last line off defense for my subjects! (Teleports away in a flash of light)

Garen NO!! LUX!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE US BEYOND OUR HELP!!!

Ezreal She said she was going to LOL QA Center! Hurry let’s go!

Garen WE’RE GOING TO BE THERE FOR YOU LUX!!!

Taric Sure thing, Ezreal.

Garen, Ezreal, and Taric run for the LOL QA Center.

At LOL QA Center, Ekko deals a Final Knockout Blow to Zed.

Zed AUGH!! (Takes a Knockout Hit) pant pant

Ekko NOW, TO KILL YOU IN THE MOST BRUTAL WAY POSSIBLE!!!

Lux appears in a Flash of Light

Lux Evildoer, you shall be stopped!

Ekko What!? I’ve been cheated upon! I guess it’s fair because I kind of cheated, but only kind of!

Lux I shall prevent you from causing further wrongdoing! DEMACIA!!! (Ults)

Ekko Ugh, this is gonna hurt. Can I kill Zed at least?

Zed Wait, Lux! This is going to hurt me too!

BOOM!!!!!

The dust clears...

Ekko Ugh. I’m pretty hurt, but I’m also pretty annoyed as well. (Pulls cord on timebelt and disappears in a flash of light)

Zed Groan. Great, I just got the opposite of last time (Scenario IV). Um, Lux, you happen to have any darkness?

Lux Oh! Can’t believe I’m saying this, but sorry Zed! Didn’t see you there! Thanks for being on our side though!

Zed Much debt payed off is very nice, but I’d like this pain to stop now.

Lux Ya, sorry, um...I’ve only got light?

Zed Okay, no worries, I’ll just go off to a dark place. (Creates shadow hole and sinks in)

Lux Kind of wanted to do more for him than that…

Garen, Ezreal, and Taric get to LOL QA Center...

Garen Lux! We’re here! What do you need us to assist you in!?

Lux Well, I defeated the oppressor myself.

Ezreal You could’ve just told us you really wanted to defend LOL QA Center, then we could’ve gone in together.

Taric Um...ya, I guess.

Lux Sorry, I was just really headstrong then. Thanks for coming though. Oh no! I almost forgot! Kayle, are you alright!?

Kayle Ofcourse, boss. Escpecially when you’ve come to save the day.

Lux Thanks! I’ve put my passion into this. You’ve taught me so much of what it means to be the boss of LOL QA Center!

Kayle I will always be willing to do more for you anytime, boss.

Taric Well now that Ezreal, is satisfied...oh no! How’s it going at my Gem Shop?

Nasus :3

Come Back Next Week for Another Scenario!

nihow555May 1, 20181 votes

Sorry, I had to have my story be a reply to yours. Just trying to follow your tracks without getting buried in your tracks. Per say, may you allow me to have my stories be a reply to you because it's harder for me to post my story so early?

Thanks bro, I'd be very grateful for that! :)

Your fellow story writer, NukeConnon

nihow555May 1, 20181 votes

And ofcourse, I've gotta post my stories earlier by a lot!

nihow555May 1, 20181 votes

Sorry about putting my story as a reply to your story. I will prevent that because as the hours passed, I felt more and more like I had cheated on your fame and I have developed a plan to be able to post my story on Monday mornings via phone. (I would have to finish the typing of my story before Monday morning, which I will strive to do from now on)

Sorry if I seemed intruding, NukeConnon

EternalDadMay 2, 20181 votes

I find these annoying as I have to scroll forever to look at actual comments.

Ghetto Kitty CatApr 30, 20187 votes

Old Irelia is free? lol

grarrrgApr 30, 20185 votes

It's a well documented fact that "free rotation art guy" puts in minimal effort. I think the additional workload of +4 champs every week has broken him.