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New free champion rotation: Jinx, Kindred, Malzahar and more!

Riot·3/31/2017, 10:19:42 PM·1 votes·16,597 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Aatrox - the Darkin Blade
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Caitlyn - the Sheriff of Piltover
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Dr. Mundo - the Madman of Zaun
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Jinx - the Loose Cannon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Kindred - The Eternal Hunters
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Malzahar - the Prophet of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Assassin
Mordekaiser - the Iron Revenant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Nidalee - the Bestial Huntress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Ryze - the Rune Mage
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Fighter
Zilean - the Chronokeeper
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

30 Comments

King Dellron4/3/2017, 5:09:52 PM27 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Honey, I Shrunk The Corporates

Soraka "You know, it sure is a nice day today. Peaceful, quiet, calm. Wouldn't you say so, boss?"

Gnar "What are you doing!"

KogMaw "I dare say she's right. It is splendid day today, not much happening."

Gnar "What is going on with you two. Are you bored or something? You know what don't mention how great of a day it is. Otherwi-"

Teemo "I, CORPORATE TEEMO, HAVE COME TO TAKE MY JOB BACK!"

Gnar "SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS! YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN OMEGA SQUAD TEEMO!"

Teemo "That's what you think. Corporate Mundo may not hire me while you are around. And I can't seem to kill you. But if he couldn't find you, well then he would have no choice but to hire me."

Warwick "INTRUDER! DIRE SATAN INCARNATE!"

Teemo "Zap!" "Yeah, that's not going to happen."

Soraka "Oh dear Rito, he's killed him."

Teemo "No, I didn't kill him I just. Here, let me show you." "Zap zap zap."

Gnar "Ughhhh, are we dead?"

KogMaw "Where's Sona when you need her."

Soraka "Guys, does Omega Squad Teemo look bigger to you?"

Teemo #"THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE SHRUNK YOU DOWN TO MINISCULE SIZE. NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM GETTING THIS JOB. I'LL BE ON MY WAY TO TALK TO CORPORATE MUNDO. HAHAHAHA!"

Gnar "Luckily there is construction going on in his way. So he will have to take the long way around. We can take a shortcut through the Corporate Daycare. There's a hole in my floor which leads right to it."

Warwick "Wait, it could dangerous. I should go first." "Jumps in hole."

Warwick "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DEAR RITO. OH HELL NO, STAY BACK. PLEASE DON'T. YO-" "Incoherent screaming."

Gnar "Well, seems safe enough. Besides, getting fired is much worse than death. Let's go gang."

All three of them jump in the hole:

Gnar "Ow! I think I landed on my spleen."

Soraka "I'll get that for you."

Alistar "Psssst."

KogMaw "What was that?"

Renekton "Get in here before it notices you."

Gnar "Before what ge-"

KogMaw "Sniffs air."

Gnar "OH DEAR RITO. QUICK, HID BY THE COW IN A COW SUIT!"

KogMaw "WOOF WOOF!"

They hide behind an old water heater. Inside are Moo Cow Alistar, Renektoy, and Super Kennen. Gathered around a pilot light that they are using as a campfire.

Gnar "WHAT WAS THAT THING!"

KogMaw "Black sheep of the family, I'm afraid."

Renekton "We call it Pug'Maw. It has been the bain of our society for countless lifetimes. Super Kennen, sing him the song of our people."

Alistar "Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk....."

Kennen "Hurry, hurry, lift the lid, Let’s go play without that kid, Scamper ‘round and horse about, Before ol’ Pug’Maw finds us out!

Hurry, hurry, get his ball, Bounce it up and down the hall, Time is short, there is no doubt, That ol’ Pug’Maw will find out!

Hurry, hurry, grab your things, Don’t wait for his slobb’ry sting, Back inside the box — don’t pout, That ol’ Pug’Maw found us out!"

KogMaw "He really does have a beautiful voice."

Gnar "So this is nice and all. But I need to get to Corporate Mundo's office real soon. And that thing is in the way."

Alistar "It is an impossible task. Nothing gets past that thing's nose."

KogMaw "How about this, old chap. You help us get to the Corporate Mundo. And when he fixes us, we will remove Pug'Maw from these lands, once and for all."

Alistar "It won't matter, trying is suicide. We'll never make it."

Renekton "My brother would have wanted us to try. Action Nasus, with real stacking action. He would have wanted us to risk our lives. So that future generations didn't have to suffer the same fate he did."

Kennen "I agree with Renektoy. I'll gladly die in the name of a better tomorrow."

Alistar "Alright, fine. LETS RIDE OUT!"

They charge out, running to the other side of the room.

KogMaw "TOYS!"

Alistar "All of us will never make it. I'll distract him. You guys make it to the door."

Kennen "But, Moo Cow, he'll tear you to pieces."

Alistar "You guys were right. Our lives mean nothing compared to the ones we could save. NOW GO, AND DON'T LOOK BACK!"

Soraka "YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, BRAVE SOLDIER!"

Alistar "Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk!"

KogMaw "Woof, rawr!" "Grabs Moo Cow Alistar with his mouth."

Alistar "Ugh, it smells terrible in here." "Gets torn to shreds, like a used napkin."

Gnar "I KNEW LETTING PETS IN THE DAYCARE WAS A BAD IDEA!"

Kennen "There still isn't enough time. Keep going, I'll hold him off."

KogMaw "PLAY!"

Kennen "HHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" "Leaps at Pug'Maw, charged up with static electricity."

KogMaw "Licks Super Kennen out of the air."

Renekton "May you rest forever in toy heaven."

Gnar "We are almost there."

KogMaw "I don't mean to alarm you chaps. But I have lost sight of the beast."

Soraka "Maybe it gave up?"

Renekton "Pug'Maw does not-"

KogMaw "Grabs Renektoy in his mouth."

Gnar "OH DEAR RITO!"

Renekton "Werf." "Gets bitten in half."

Soraka "We made it!"

Gnar "Corporate Mundo's office is right this way."

They make it to Corporate Mundo's office, climb up his legs and get by his ear.

KogMaw "Now I see why they call him the big boss."

Gnar "Boss, I'm not gone. Don't listen to Corporate Teemo!"

DrMundo "Oh no, voice be back In Corporate Mundo's head. EZREAL SERVANT, YOU SAY YOU GET RID OF VOICES!"

Gnar "I'M NOT ANOTHER MANEFESTION OF YOUR INSANITY. I'M JUST TINY CORPORATE GNAR!"

DrMundo "Oh, hehahaheh. That very good. You say Corporate Teemo here?"

Gnar "Yeah, has he not been to see you yet?"

Meanwhile:

Teemo "WHY IS CONSTRUCTION SO SLOW, MOVE IT, FASTER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Back at Corporate Mundo's Office:

Gnar "Well, if he shows up, don't listen to his lies. And please find a way to turn us back."

Soraka "Wait, guys. I think we forgot about Guard Dog Warwick!"

Meanwhile:

Annie "There, now you look so pretty and sweet. Just like my gwandma."

Warwick "Please stop, I'm not a toy I am a grown wolfman! Where are my friends when I need them."

Morning Raven4/3/2017, 5:13:19 PM9 votes

So ... This is interesting... Riot doesn't like putting Malz in sup but their rotation system puts Malz as a doable sup...

Caitlyn Jinx - ADC Malzahar Zilean - SUP Ryze Mordekaiser - MID Nidalee Kindred - JGL Aatrox DrMundo - TOP

Orichalium4/3/2017, 5:09:29 PM3 votes

first

Fighter Ignite14/3/2017, 10:23:51 PM2 votes

I just bought Zilean

FukerTortoise4/4/2017, 2:39:34 AM2 votes

item 3089 item 3089 item 3089 item 3089 item 3089 item 3089 plus Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo equals annoing

IHonkForYordles4/3/2017, 9:21:51 PM2 votes

The rotation finally remembered Dr. Mundo exists. How long will it be before we see Cho'Gath, Taliyah, or Kled?

CorrinFIakes4/5/2017, 8:42:14 PM1 votes

Aatrox Who are you again?Not a lv 6 aatrox Caitlyn Headshots are a thing I guess. DrMundo I mean No one likes buying an EC so Dying really doesn't seem like it will happen. Jinx -Insert more flat than x joke here- Kindred Why not have booty on a lamb? Malzahar -inset space aids joke here- Mordekaiser Be a real shame if my ult killed your jhin on his fourth shot Nidalee Spears are a thing Ryze -insert is it just me or is it that this joke got old after the third time here- Zilean Saving your boosted adc's when they don't get one shotted.

NX1 FiGHteR 4/6/2017, 6:51:22 AM1 votes

new skin

Flly4/7/2017, 10:44:11 PM1 votes

Diana

jackg014/9/2017, 6:09:05 PM1 votes

if riot puts LeeSin in the next rotation my life is complete*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

RakanButTHICCer4/10/2017, 12:20:48 PM1 votes

Please upvote to join my petition. We Need A NEW Illaoi Skin

Nick the God4/3/2017, 7:12:25 PM1 votes

cant comment on new champs news page rip

RaYsh4/4/2017, 5:39:07 AM1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

MODKER4/4/2017, 6:57:37 AM1 votes

Jinx finally

PedoOverlord4/4/2017, 11:32:08 AM1 votes

What do u mean boss

BluCom4/5/2017, 12:28:07 AM1 votes

You always got to have AT LEAST one rivalry on every free champion rotation. This week - Jinx Caitlyn