A Corporate Matter: Episode 26.
"So, hows it been going in Bilgewater?"
"Terrible, my suit is all ripped up. Someone stole my wallet. Super fan fiddlesticks has no concept of personal space. Why would anyone want to live in this Rito Forsaken place?"
"It has its charms, i mean. I am its king, so life ain't too bad for me."
"Come now Corporate Gnar. They have pretty good food here. And the smell of rotting sea monster really refreshes the mind."
"Man, you are weird. And i wouldn't exactly call Wharf Rat on a stick, fine dining."
"At least i got this nice dagger as a souvenir."
"..."
"I saw it first. Its not my fault you made me dance so you could buy it. But the cashier couldn't understand you. That is called Karma, sona. Its not just a champion."
"That dagger. Where did you get it?"
"Little shop somewhere. I don't remember exactly. It glows sometimes, pretty cool."
"GIVE IT TO ME, I MUST HAVE IT."
"NOOOO! why does everyone want my dagger. You can't have it."
"Give it to him."
"Ok, yeah sure. Whatever Gangplank wants."
"Yes, my precious. Here, take this to my warehouse."
"Ah yes, your warehouse. Man Gangplank, you are so cool. Almost as cool as Corporate Gnar here."
"Hug"
"C-c-can't breaaaaaaaathe."
"So, while you are here. I didn't get a chance to show off my lower levels of my ship during the boat ride. What with all the baby screaming and all. I am a bit of an artist you know. Not with paint and paper though, but close. I would love to show you my latest wo-"
"Bang!"
"Well hello there Gangplank. Or should i say Deadplank."
"Man, if this bullet isn't doing it already, that joke would surely have killed me. Ahhhhhhhh."
"GANGPLANK IS DEAD, AAHAHAHAH!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Everyone look at me, I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW!"
"What if we don't want to follow you?"
"You have to, i killed gangplank, that makes me the leader."
"Yeah, thats not how it works. No one is afraid of you. You are the girl who buys drinks for everyone in the bars. Not a leader."
"But, he was ruthless. He tortured and killed innocent people. I tried to save the city."
"Yeah, missy. you sure saved this city. Not a single person here is innocent. This is a town of pirates, theives and murderers, not an orphanage. Gangplank is the only Criminal who was bad enough to be good for this town.
"You saved the city about as well as spongebob and patrick saved bikini bottom. You saved this city about as well as the Avengers saved new york. You saved this city about as well as the rioters saved Ferguson and Baltimore. The whole darn city is on fire now and its your fault."
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"But, i-i-i. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TREASON. BRING ME THE HEAD OF ANYONE WHO THINKS I DIDN'T SAVE THE CITY."
"Come now sea hunters. Its free game out there. And some rich looking guys are standing right there vulnerable!"
"Ohhh, it appears we are in a spot of trouble."
"Follow me, i can take you guys to safety."
They all run through a small hole.
"It sure is dark in here, stay right there and i will go get the light."
"..."
"Slam"
"Uhhh, what was that noise?"
"Ah, here is the light."
The area is illuminated. They are in a wooden room, with metal bars for one wall. The slamming sound, it appears, was Super Fan Fiddlesticks closing the cage door. They are locked up tighter than riot's upcoming skins list.
"HEY, LET US OUT OF HERE!"
"I can't do that, what you do is too important. Bilgewater is a mess, you will die if you leave. I can get it setup, you can do all your work from here. I can feed you and take care of you. You will never have to leave."
"Welp, it appears we may be here a while. Its a good thing i keep a years worth of tea with me at all times. While we wait for a rescue, would you like a spot?"
"..."
"Glad to see someone has some taste."