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New free champion rotation: Vayne, Kassadin, Gangplank and more!

Riot·10/27/2018, 12:16:46 AM·0 votes·12,639 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Bard - the Wandering Caretaker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Cassiopeia - the Serpent's Embrace
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Gangplank - the Saltwater Scourge
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Illaoi - the Kraken Priestess
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Kassadin - the Void Walker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Mordekaiser - the Iron Revenant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Morgana - Fallen Angel
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Nunu & Willump - the Boy and His Yeti
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Quinn - Demacia's Wings
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Fighter
Rammus - the Armordillo
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Sona - Maven of the Strings
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Vayne - the Night Hunter
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Vi - the Piltover Enforcer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Xerath - the Magus Ascendant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Assassin

16 Comments

King Dellron10/29/2018, 6:42:27 PM14 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Spoopy & Scary

Ekko "Trick or treat!"

LeeSin "Now that is a cool costume, here you go."

Ekko "Heh, thanks." "Walks away."

Kled "What are you doing?"

LeeSin "Giving out candy to the kids. I know, we haven't normally done this. But Mundo decided the cost of candy was cheaper than cleaning up tricks they played on us for not having any."

Kled "No, I mean what are you doing giving him more candy. You can't just let him come here again and again."

LeeSin "What do you mean? That's the first time I've seen him."

Kled "Of course, I knew you couldn't be that much of an idiot. He is messing with time to hit the same places multiple times. That's the sixth time I've seen him."

LeeSin "Well, if he is reversing time, then how have you noticed and I haven't?"

Kled "It's the mushroom juice, I've got so much coursing through my veins I can perceive changes in time and space."

LeeSin "Alrighty then. Well, if he keeps rewinding what do I care. It's not like I end up with less candy. Wait, why's my bucket empty?"

Kled "That's his trick, he doesn't rewind your bucket. Wants fools like you to know he's smarter."

LeeSin "Son of a- Now I have to go get more candy. Can you watch around while I'm gone? Without any candy to give them those kids might try something. And children these days have less and less morals so I'm very afraid of the things they will do."

Kled "Yeah, sure. I'll take care of the problem, heh heh heh."

LeeSin "I don't really like the way you said that, but I have to go get candy so I'm not going to worry about it. Be back as soon as possible." "Leaves."

Kled "I promised myself I would never don this outfit again after I got this job. But these kids deserve it. Come on Skaarl, it's our turn to go trick or treating."

A little bit later:

Zoe "Annie, stop. this place never has any candy."

Annie "I know, but the lights are on. Let's just check." "Knock knock!"

Zoe "See, I told you."

Annie "The lights are one with no candy? You know the rules of Halloween. If we don't get a treat, They get a trick!"

Kled "You re trespassing on my property."

Annie "Huh, who said that?"

Kled "Children like you are a menace to society. You deserve to be locked up like the monsters you dress as."

Zoe "Hey, we're just trying to have fun. Mister, whoever you are."

Kled "I am, COUNT KLEDULA!"

Zoe "Annie, run!"

Annie "I don't run from bullies."

Kled "HIYA!"

Annie "Uh oh." "Gets kicked in the face by Skaarl."

Zoe "Oh dear Rito, she's just a little girl."

Kled "Drop your candy and get out of here or you'll suffer the same fate as her, BLEH!"

Zoe "AHHHHHH, SOMEONE SAVE ME, THERE'S A CREEPY OLD MAN ATTACKING LITTLE GIRLS!" "Drops candy bucket and runs."

Kled "I forgot how exhilarating this felt. And this candy tastes amazing. Come on Skaarl, our job is nowhere near done yet. Now, where did that time-warping punk go?"

Later:

Janna "I gave you an insanely powerful pumpkin with the ability to control time so you could wreak havoc on the mortal world. AND YOU USED IT TO TRICK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR CANDY!?"

Ekko "I was gonna get to the whole havoc thing. I just wanted to have a little fun first. But the thing stopped working."

Janna "Of course it did. It has a limited amount of magical power. That's why I told you to use it sparingly."

Ekko "Can't you just recharge it, or give me another one?"

Janna "No, I can't give you another one. What, do you think these things just grow in my backyard?"

Ekko "Well, uhm, yes?"

Janna "Sigh." "Okay, so I do grow them in my backyard. But I can only grow one a year. AND YOU WASTED IT!"

Ekko "But, look at how much candy I got."

Janna "I don't give damn about your candy. I knew I shouldn't have trusted a kid like you with something this important."

Kled "I'll take it off your hands. You little punk."

Janna "Is this a friend of yours?"

Ekko "No, I have no idea who or what that thing is."

Kled "I AM COUNT KLEDULA! AND I WANT TO TAKE YOUR CANDY, BLEH!"

Janna "Good, he'll be your punishment for failing me."

Ekko "What, you could annihilate him with a wave of your broom. You're not going to do anything?"

Janna "No, I'm going to go sit in my chair with my cat, pumpkin, and watch Halloween wars. You should be happy I don't turn you into a frog." "Floats away."

Ekko "Oh boy."

Kled "BLEH BLEH!"

One brief beating later:

Kled "There, now no one will risk breaking space and time to steal candy. But the night is still young, and I think there are more lessons to be taught. ONWARD!"

A few hours later:

LeeSin "Hello, Kled? Sorry I'm so late. it took me forever to find a store that still had some candy in stock. And I may have gotten distracted by a really awesome Halloween party on the way. But I got some, it was super expensive. I don't think it matters much anyways. This Halloween seems to suck for the kids. All the way back there were crying children, and not a single one of them had any candy, or even a bucket for that matter. Kled?" "Turns on the light."

Kled "Uhhhgh, I ate too much."

LeeSin "What in the name of Rito. Why are you surrounded by a mountain of candy? And some of these buckets look like they came from the kids outside. Did you steal all the kid's candy from the whole town? How many buckets and bags are here?"

Kled "I lost count around fifty. Uhhh." "Burp."

LeeSin "Skaarl isn't moving, did you kill her?"

Kled "No, she's fine. She's just in a sugar coma, lightweight."

LeeSin "Well, it doesn't look like we are going to get anymore trick or treaters. So I'm going back to that party."

Kled "Wait, leave the bag of candy!"

LeeSin "I think you have enough."

Kled "I SAID LEAVE IT!"

LeeSin "Fine, I hope it rots your teeth out." "Throws to bag to him."

Kled "Yes! Everyone knows Halloween candy tastes better than normal candy." "Starts eating more candy."

(There will not be an episode of A Corporate Matter next week as I will be busy and unable to access a computer. The next two weeks after that I should be able to find time to write one. But I can't guarantee it. Anyways, thanks so much for reading and have an extra spooky Halloween.)

Let me B O N K 10/29/2018, 9:22:58 PM2 votes

Who's mordekaiser

EneCyberPunk10/29/2018, 5:49:49 PM1 votes

Crap it's illaoi

DeracadaVenom10/29/2018, 6:52:44 PM1 votes

PRAISE RITO I CAN TEST ILLAOI AND CASS

Hoffdaddy11/7/2018, 5:12:14 AM1 votes

Where can I find a complete list of the champions like you have listed here? ones that show the difficulty on it.