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#A Corporate Matter Episode: Star Of The Pajama Guardians Party
"This is the worst Pajama Party ever!"
"But, it's just started. And it's the first one we've ever done. So it can't really be the worst ever."
"Oh yeah, then why won't you give me my custom made pajamas?"
"Well, uhm. We don't have any for you. Lulu and I were making a list of all of us. Because there's quite a few now. And I guess between the meme sharing and junk food eating your name accidentally got left off the list."
"YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!"
"Turns around and starts sobbing loudly."
"YOU MONSTER, SHE ONLY EVER WANTED TO BE INCLUDED! It's okay Janna. I'm not going to wear my ugly pajamas, so you won't be the only one."
"But Ahri, It took me a whole week to make yours. I had to make an individual sock for each of your tales."
"My tails cannot be contained. They must be wild and free at all times."
"It sure sounds like you put a lot of thought and effort into these outfits to make sure everyone liked them."
"Look, I already said I'm sorry for your pajamas. I used Lulu as a model cause I thought you both were around the same size. I guess not all yordles are the same."
"Wow, racist much."
"No, me and all the other human Star Guardians wear pretty much the same size, even Ezreal. So it was a safe assumption you wouldn't be a whole lot bigger than Lulu."
"Oh, so you're calling me fat now?"
"That's not what I- I'm sorry, okay?"
"So what about me, why don't I get any pajamas? Is it because I'm easily forgettable like Janna, or overweight like Poppy?"
"No, I didn't make you anything because you're a bitch, and I said there would be consequences for it."
"Alright, fair enough."
"I can't believe you forgot about me!"
"I'm sorry, who are you again?"
"THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!"
"Don't be sad. If being a Star Guardian doesn't work out, you can always go be a witch like that other Janna. Then you're happy when people forget about you."
"Cries even louder."
"Ugh, all this negative energy is terrible for my complexion. I'm going to be in the other room until everyone calms down."
"Hang on, I'm going to take a selfie. I need photo proof I was at the worst pajama party ever."
"Snap."
"Quietly eats mini cinnamon rolls on the couch."
"Guys, please. Can we at least try and have fun? For our guest."
"I think the word you're looking for is prisoner, or hostage maybe."
"What? No, you're not a hostage. You're Corporate Kayle, justice enforcer extraordinaire. And our esteemed guest."
"Then explain the handcuffs?"
"Those aren't handcuffs, they're wrist cuddlers. I made them myself!"
"Just because you put fuzzy pink padding on regular handcuffs doesn't change what they are."
"So, I overheard a bit of this from the other room. But why is Corporate Kayle here?"
"This is the time of year that you are supposed to eat dinner with those that care about you. And she didn't have anyone so we invited her to be with us."
"Is that what you call kidnapping?"
"We didn't kidnap you."
"Oh yeah, then what do you call me going to sleep alone in my own bed and waking up hogtied in your living room?"
"No you're just being overly dramatic. Such a drama queen, am I right?"
"We put the cuddlers on you because we didn't want you getting scared and ruining all the fun you are having."
"Wait, don't you have tons of family up in Angelville. Why didn't you have dinner with them?"
"My sister decided to host the dinner this year, at her house. And my whole family agreed to go. It's like they just forget she's a traitor and is currently plotting to kill us all. Yet I make the smallest mistake and I never hear the end of it. I refuse to give in to my sister, so I was just going to spend the weekend working at the office. Enjoying the peace and quiet, where I could actually get something done. But no."
"That's a fun story. Now, how about you put these pajamas on and we can party."
"I wouldn't wear that if I was dead. But I'll make you a deal, let me go now and I'll only temp-ban all of you."
"Ohh, I can wear her Pajamas."
"Has a look of hope in her teary eyes."
"No you can't, each one was tailor-made for its wearer. This one would clash with your color scheme and look terrible. And I can't have that."
"SO NOW I'M UGLY TOO, WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!"
"Cries again."
"This really is the worst pajama party ever. At least that means it can't get any worse than this."
"Front door flies open."
"Hey gals, Star Guardian Jinx here, fashionably late as always. Who's ready to blow stuff up?"
"Please, just kill me now."
"Alright, if you insist."
"Wait-"
"BOOM!"
December sales schedule??
Obligatory reminder that there is still one more sale in Nov. The Nov30-Dec-3 sale.
Lets get some veigar skin sales
Does anyone know what actual time the sales go live or does it vary.