Behold this dignified Gentleman, a pinnacle of taste and cedar-aged refinement. He who exists as the last bastion of elegance, grace, and the timeless art of crushing his enemies with a clocktower.
Don your finest tuxedo (then tear it to confetti) as Gentleman Gnar, now available in ye olde League of Legends store for 975 RP. Hark, we say! Hark!
King Dellron62 votes
"Gentleman Cho'gath, has the hostile takeover been completed?"
"Why yes, Gentleman Kog'Maw. The papers have been signed. We take over next week."
"Good, we shall tell the employees then."
"You shall have a grand old time there, Gentleman Gnar. One of their employees looks a fair bit like you."
"If he is anything at all like me, he is going to despise me. This should really be interesting."
"If you would excuse me. i have a date with fair Lady Rek'sai."
"You stay away from her you scoundrel."
"Now, Gentleman Skarner, you lost our duel fare and square. She belongs to me now. Besides, she is closer to my kind than yours, it just makes sense."
"I AM HER ONE TRUE LOVE, WE GREW UP TOGETHER!"
"QUIET!!!!! Aham, excuse me, i lost my temper a bit there. She see's you as more of a brother, you have just got to get over it."
"Alright everyone, lets settle down, we are gentlemen after all. With all the money we shall receive from this deal, we can have anyone we desire."
"Laughs like rich snobs."
THEATOMBOMB03528 votes
all these champions getting gentlemen skins and I still don't have one?
I am smarter then you hairless apes now give me this thing you call a TOP HAT...and a monocle as well
Khaelodrin8 votesOne really big monocle for his big eye? Or three smaller ones for his three small eyes? :3
NarraYoretra5 votesALL THE MONOCLES!
FireDinosaur571 votesHe got definitely not instead :( it is almost exactly the same exept a mustache and glasses instead of monicle
Shaydys10 votes
disguised as Superb Villain I see you boys are enjoying you're ill-gotten riches
Most certianly!
Say what business did you do again?
Let's just say I'm a bit of a Baron...
A baron....wait a minute!
OMG! It's...
As General Akbar would say, casts Event Horizon and reveals his true form ITS A TRAP! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WTH!
Wait, Veigar we stole your business and are far richer than you so whats the trap?
Easy. That business was a **FAKE!**I only made it up so I could get your signatures for forms that allow me to access your bank accounts, see there's a fake document taped over the real one!
Wasn't that in a Scooby Doo episode?
As we speak, Mundo is currently opening up all the accounts and changes into Final Boss Veigar with my hacking powers, i will transfer all your money into my own account. Toodles! telports to cyperspace
By Gove, we've been got at.
**YA THINK!**Sorry, lost my temper again...
Wind Whistler2 votesAdmiral Akbar you mean.
Tesla Effect3 votesAlah Akbar?
DrunknAzn3 votesAlahu Snackbar !
Oogok3 votesI have always wanted a Lady Rek'Sai :)
Hanstarjr4 votes
We'll bang, okay....:)
DitMayHoi28 votesmega gnar looks like rengar
LaowPing196 votesYou mean renGNAR
DravenThePedo12 votesThis needs more upvotes^
Piratefox27 votes I'm a prehistoric yordle that has come into fashion.
I've got a cane and a watch and a talent for smashin'
Now if you ask all around and the ladies will agree.
that the cutest one on the rift, is undoubtedly me.
Now top lane is given a refinement of class my opponents are worried I've got kiting in mass a cane toss here and a hyper proc there I've got gold rolling in, with plenty to spare
oh dear I seem to be accosted by some ruffians from the jungle!
That makes me rather perturbed. GNAR~!
The gloves are off, I'll show you all of my power when you hear the bell toll you've been hit by a tower. with a leap and a smash, I will make you crash. Now you'll be the one who's taken out with trash!
Roudhouse6 votes
Yo, my name is Mord. I hail from the Ilses, not cold hearted Freljord. I'm swinging my mace, getting dat ace, spammin' me E all over your face. Word.
Piratefox9 votes my dear morde, I am a yordle of taste.
Calling out win is a matter of haste.
While you one would be amiss to dismiss your might
all one needs is a gank to really set things right
Roudhouse8 votes
I speak for the Tin Man, for he is my friend.
For he was the fool, to let me in.
So why don't you show yourself out, before I have to make a mess.
And show you who is truly the best.
imacdon5 votesFalconshield Pls
Roudhouse3 votes to 
I pity your rhymes and your words
You have only proved yourself as less of a concern.
No matter what card you pick, you will draw blank
It wont do damage anyway for I'M A TANK.
I got the class,I wear the brass I got everything I need.
You are a gambler a rambler another snack to FEED
ON the top is where is reside, or down below in the tides. But no matter where you run and scream THERE"S NO WHERE LEFT TO HIDE!!!!!!
Piratefox7 votes
oh dear, oh my! I'll have to admit
that a duo top lane is enough for me to submit
while I grant that 2 on 1 is not my finesse
my benefactor has come here at my behest
Now see here, ruffians! I've come by the hour
a top class gentleman with a need to devour
my little yordle friend has offered a meal of fish
and soon I'll be feasting on my new favorite dish.
ipwnyouandurmom3 votes
my dear yordle friend what did you say? I'm better than you in every single way the cutest in the rift on his way Satan here to jiggle wiggle and play
you say you're the new prince of kiting? I say I'm the old king of blinding you might be able to go mega or super mega but what's the point when my shroom getsya?
I can just sit there in the middle of 5 people without taking any damage but instead killing like a weasel you can't touch me no matter what you do because when I'm in danger "invisibility"-OH!
-hystaric laughing- did I hear... invisible?
hihahoha, I'm the joker indeed no one can ever go in my stead ( oh I think because I left my clone there, whatever ) you can blind and you can kite but what good would it do if you cant bite? you might think that this is your chance to kill me but wait.. its just my clone in you face extraordinary
clones? oh please
100 to 0 that's my motto prick you can't even hit me with a huge brick a shroom? oh please I'll just get on my groom 2 of you? and a box? please do you even roam?
your jungle our jungle your base our base it makes no difference when I boom your face look into my eyes what do you see? just the shadow of the old me
OK!
king of the rift or king bowser rammus is here like a high speed browser no one can kill me no matter what coz when I go "OK" you all just suck
faster than a hecrium, tankier than mundo I go where I please that's my rift yo hit me once, you'll be at half hp hit me twice you're taunted either way
( runs out of ideas in the middle of the rap )
- rude noises -
- gets annoyed -
Deckbarb20 votesHow on earth does Riot not name this skin DebonGNAR???THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
dedpup2 votesomg omg omg rito whats u with that? how did they not think of something like that?!?? HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT??!?!??! im upset with myself now ;_;, RAISE YOUR FISTICUFFS RIOT Q(*^*Q)
Deep Terror Nami14 votesHe's like a super hyper child that you couldn't leave at home so you had to dress him up and take him with you to that nice restaurant.
Then he runs off into the kitchen and starts breaking things.
Roudhouse3 votesHonestly i would love that. Except for the part where i pay for the damages.
Shaydys7 votes Hum de ho, making some 
sticks...
runs in
Well what do we have here? A scrumptious little Yordle! Probally looking for some tasty treat. Just a second...
grabs a pot and spoon and starts banging
What the..HEY! GIVE ME THOSE!
crawls all over the ceiling, throwing pots and utensels
OW! HEY! OUCH! STOP YOU LITTLE FUR BALL OR ELSE!
stands on top of a shelve, sticks his tongue out
heheheheYou call that a tongue...shoots his tongue out and snares Gnar THIS IS A TONGUE!eats Gnar up
Excuse me, have you seen my Yordle? White, was wearing a suit?
urpSorry, haven't seen him.smiles sinisterly Don't worry kid, I'll let you out when you can behave yourself
Now where was I? Ah yes, cooking sticks...
Kitty Stark4 votesThis reminded me of Stitch (from the Disney movie) and now I want a Stitch Gnar skin...
FireDinosaur571 votesmake this a thing riot plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Captain Camper8 votesTips Fedora M'Gnar
Roudhouse7 votes Now I do believe I should at least have some sort of spot in this fine conversation?
I say, who is this "ruffian" amongst us?
I don't know good sport, but he is not welcome here amongst US of all people.
Right you say, my boy! Is he not right, Gentleman Skarner?
Why he is my friend, now if you excuse us, Mister....
Tahm Kench is my name, now i see that you won't let me partake in this fine conversation your having, so i think i'll just have a fine meal instead..Opens jaws
OOHHH MY GOOO-
Shaydys2 votesNeeds more up-votes :)
dedpup7 votes
is the daddy.
is the mommy.
And Gentleman is the son on prom night who is really embarrassed by 
(the creepy uncle) who showed up uninvited and keeps telling weird stories.
Shabada644 votesExcept that is rivals with all three . -________-
TheKoolClay5 votesAbusive father.
Kekyoin3475 votesGentleman , Gentleman , and Gentleman have all shown up at a meeting of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association (Gentleman 
was going to show up, but he tripped and broke two of his legs so he couldn't attend). Rumor has it that a new member may be admitted tonight.
"Quiet down now, gents! This meeting of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association has begun!"
"It's about time. Is the new recruit present?"
"New recruit? Who's the new... oh no, you cannot be serious."
"Yes, the new recruit is present. Gentleman , do you have an issue with this?"
"Do I have an issue? You can't let that slobbering pile of fur into OUR group! We'll be the laughingstock of the Rift!"
"But he has such refined elegance. Plus, a monocle, the mark of any good gentleman!"
"Gentleman , you must be delusional. Any gentlemen with his wits intact could see that this creature is no gentlemen! Look at the way he flings his watch as you would a stone! Is that civilized and gentlemanly to you?"
"ENOUGH! Gentleman , I've had it with you. You already forced to leave, and now you want to deny another new member?"
"That one-eyed freak didn't belong here, just like this furball! Gentleman , I will not stand to see the name of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association tainted!"
"I'm sorry you see it that way, Gentleman ."
"Wait, what are you doing? No, get away! HELP! HE'S EA-"
Before Gentleman can say another word, Gentleman swallows him whole.
"What a shame we had to lose another member. But on the plus side, we can let Vel'Koz and the new recruit in."
"Indeed. I'll contact later tonight. Anyways, without further ado, I welcome the newest member of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association, a gentleman who is as handsome as he is ferocious, please welcome the one and only, Gentleman !"
Gentleman walks out of the curtain behind Gentleman . Meanwhile, Gentleman is attempting to clap by bashing his tongue on the ground repeatedly.
"Gentleman , do you accept the rules and traditions of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association?"
incoherently babbles
"I will take that as a yes. By the powers invested in be by the gentlemanly gods, I pronounce that from this day forth, Gentleman is now a member of our association!
More tongue-slapping from Gentleman as Gentleman happily jumps. And with that, the meeting dissolves.
Robut5 votesAwwww... Why does Mega Q not have table-flipping? Disappointment...
Dylightfull4 votesLocks all of the other lanes out during a teamfight
"Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means, gentlemen? Then let me teach you a lesson."
Only the most elegant game of chess ensues, with Gnar coming out as the winner.
Dr Trunks3 votesMushu pada, mmmyes!
Pÿrö3 votesSeriously disappointed he doesn't have a bottle of scotch.
Sergeant Jesus3 votesAnother gentleman; missing a perfect opportunity to do Dr.Jekel and Mr. Hyde
Reilune3 votes
..did someone say VU? Cause we'd like one.
honorspell6 votesyou forgot 
and
also i think and are fine.
Wind Whistler2 votes
NotOomoo2 votes EXISTENCE IS TORMENT
MeIonIord3 votesHis monocle is on the wrong side from the splash. :/ I noticed after I bought him.
GeorgeOfLeJungle2 votes"When in doubt, pinkie out." Patrick star
Glacier Prince2 votesSoft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furr
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr
Lol JK
