Behold this dignified Gentleman, a pinnacle of taste and cedar-aged refinement. He who exists as the last bastion of elegance, grace, and the timeless art of crushing his enemies with a clocktower.
Don your finest tuxedo (then tear it to confetti) as Gentleman Gnar, now available in ye olde League of Legends store for 975 RP. Hark, we say! Hark!
"Gentleman Cho'gath, has the hostile takeover been completed?"
"Why yes, Gentleman Kog'Maw. The papers have been signed. We take over next week."
"Good, we shall tell the employees then."
"You shall have a grand old time there, Gentleman Gnar. One of their employees looks a fair bit like you."
"If he is anything at all like me, he is going to despise me. This should really be interesting."
"If you would excuse me. i have a date with fair Lady Rek'sai."
"You stay away from her you scoundrel."
"Now, Gentleman Skarner, you lost our duel fare and square. She belongs to me now. Besides, she is closer to my kind than yours, it just makes sense."
"I AM HER ONE TRUE LOVE, WE GREW UP TOGETHER!"
"QUIET!!!!! Aham, excuse me, i lost my temper a bit there. She see's you as more of a brother, you have just got to get over it."
"Alright everyone, lets settle down, we are gentlemen after all. With all the money we shall receive from this deal, we can have anyone we desire."
"Laughs like rich snobs."
mega gnar looks like rengar
I'm a prehistoric yordle that has come into fashion.
I've got a cane and a watch and a talent for smashin'
Now if you ask all around and the ladies will agree.
that the cutest one on the rift, is undoubtedly me.
Now top lane is given a refinement of class my opponents are worried I've got kiting in mass a cane toss here and a hyper proc there I've got gold rolling in, with plenty to spare
oh dear I seem to be accosted by some ruffians from the jungle!
That makes me rather perturbed. GNAR~!
The gloves are off, I'll show you all of my power when you hear the bell toll you've been hit by a tower. with a leap and a smash, I will make you crash. Now you'll be the one who's taken out with trash!
How on earth does Riot not name this skin DebonGNAR???THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
He's like a super hyper child that you couldn't leave at home so you had to dress him up and take him with you to that nice restaurant.
Then he runs off into the kitchen and starts breaking things.
Tips Fedora M'Gnar
Now I do believe I should at least have some sort of spot in this fine conversation?
I say, who is this "ruffian" amongst us?
I don't know good sport, but he is not welcome here amongst US of all people.
Right you say, my boy! Is he not right, Gentleman Skarner?
Why he is my friend, now if you excuse us, Mister....
Tahm Kench is my name, now i see that you won't let me partake in this fine conversation your having, so i think i'll just have a fine meal instead..Opens jaws
OOHHH MY GOOO-
is the daddy.
is the mommy.
And Gentleman is the son on prom night who is really embarrassed by 
(the creepy uncle) who showed up uninvited and keeps telling weird stories.
Gentleman , Gentleman , and Gentleman have all shown up at a meeting of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association (Gentleman 
was going to show up, but he tripped and broke two of his legs so he couldn't attend). Rumor has it that a new member may be admitted tonight.
"Quiet down now, gents! This meeting of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association has begun!"
"It's about time. Is the new recruit present?"
"New recruit? Who's the new... oh no, you cannot be serious."
"Yes, the new recruit is present. Gentleman , do you have an issue with this?"
"Do I have an issue? You can't let that slobbering pile of fur into OUR group! We'll be the laughingstock of the Rift!"
"But he has such refined elegance. Plus, a monocle, the mark of any good gentleman!"
"Gentleman , you must be delusional. Any gentlemen with his wits intact could see that this creature is no gentlemen! Look at the way he flings his watch as you would a stone! Is that civilized and gentlemanly to you?"
"ENOUGH! Gentleman , I've had it with you. You already forced 
to leave, and now you want to deny another new member?"
"That one-eyed freak didn't belong here, just like this furball! Gentleman , I will not stand to see the name of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association tainted!"
"I'm sorry you see it that way, Gentleman ."
"Wait, what are you doing? No, get away! HELP! HE'S EA-"
Before Gentleman can say another word, Gentleman swallows him whole.
"What a shame we had to lose another member. But on the plus side, we can let Vel'Koz and the new recruit in."
"Indeed. I'll contact later tonight. Anyways, without further ado, I welcome the newest member of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association, a gentleman who is as handsome as he is ferocious, please welcome the one and only, Gentleman !"
Gentleman walks out of the curtain behind Gentleman . Meanwhile, Gentleman is attempting to clap by bashing his tongue on the ground repeatedly.
"Gentleman , do you accept the rules and traditions of the League of Legends Gentlemen's Association?"
incoherently babbles
"I will take that as a yes. By the powers invested in be by the gentlemanly gods, I pronounce that from this day forth, Gentleman is now a member of our association!
More tongue-slapping from Gentleman as Gentleman happily jumps. And with that, the meeting dissolves.
Awwww... Why does Mega Q not have table-flipping? Disappointment...
Locks all of the other lanes out during a teamfight
"Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means, gentlemen? Then let me teach you a lesson."
Only the most elegant game of chess ensues, with Gnar coming out as the winner.
..did someone say VU? Cause we'd like one.
Mushu pada, mmmyes!
Seriously disappointed he doesn't have a bottle of scotch.
Another gentleman; missing a perfect opportunity to do Dr.Jekel and Mr. Hyde
His monocle is on the wrong side from the splash. :/ I noticed after I bought him.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furr
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr
Lol JK
"When in doubt, pinkie out." Patrick star
