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#A Corporate Matter Episode: An unstable portal leads to an unstable work environment

"You sure there's nothing for me to kill?"

"I have checked three times. Everything is all peaceful today."

"What about Shurima's new emperor, wasn't he supposed to be starting Rune War 3. Or something like that."

"The memes have greatly exaggerated the current state of things. Turns out most other countries don't want to be bombed anymore."

"WELL WHY NOT? I'M SO BORED! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO KILL!"

Suddenly, a mysterious blue portal opens up in Korporate Kled's office.

"FINALLY, SOMETHING TO KILL! DIE DIE DIE!" "Begins stabbing portal frantically."

"WHOA, WAIT WAIT, STOP TRYING TO STAB ME! OW!"

"Who are you, AND WHY ARE YOU TRESPASSIN' ON MY PROPERTY?"

"My name is Pulsefire Ezreal. I have come here from the future to enlist help. One of my dearest friends has been captured. And I need help to rescue her. So I have come to get the one person who can save her."

"Finally, something for me to-" "Gets pushed aside by Pulsefire Ezreal."

"And here you are, the one who can save the future."

"What, me? Oh dear."

"HIM? But he's just some dirtbag I caught sneaking around my property."

"As I told you, my name is Gentleman Kog'Maw. I own this establishment. I just wanted to make some tea without waking anyone who pulled an all-nighter."

"Yeah right buddy. The people here barely work during the day. Let alone all night."

"Okay, I'm sensing some tension between you two. But nonetheless, I need Gentleman Kog'Maw to come with me."

"There's gonna be some sorta battle where you're taking him, right?"

"Oh, definitely."

"And killing?"

"Probably."

"What about heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence?"

"I'd bet on it."

"Then why aren't you taking me?"

"I only need the thing in the top hat."

"Well, he's my prisoner. So anywhere he goes, I go."

"Fine, you can come too. Just don't do anything crazy."

"No can do, crazy is my middle name. Kled Crazy Jenkins. And this is my pet. Skaarl Yellerbelly Jalopy. Now let's get going."

"Sigh." "Alright, get in the portal."

"Whoa, this ain't like nothing I ever been in before."

"Well, it's definitely not a portal to Dalaran. Let's go, TO THE FUTURE!"

They walk through the portal and then it disappears.

"I guess I'll just stay here. Man the fort and all that. I definitely didn't want to go. Just leave the secretary here. Just me myself and I."

"Oh, and me."

"AHWAHAHAWH! I KEEP FORGETTING HE HIRED YOU AS A STUPID SECURITY GUARD!"

"And I promised Korporate Kled I wouldn't fail. Do you need anything secured?"

"No, I don't need anyth-"

"Knock knock."

"Ughh, it's that stupid God Fist guy again. Ivern, I found something for you to do."

"Right away." "Opens door."

"Hello, do you have a moment to talk about my godliness and why you should accept me into your heart?"

"GET HIM DAISY!"

"Wait, hold on now. Back up, HELP!"

"Don't run, she just wants hugs!"

"SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! I'M BEING RAPED BY A GIANT STONE MONSTER!"

"That's my girl!"

TFW it's been almost a year since was free to play

Urgod is free again?! This, I; are there even the right words to express my happiness? We're all here with you, Sweet Prince; your glorious rework is just beyond the horizon.

Urgot is on the rotation. I think that's a clear sign of an imminent update.

can there be a good rotation for once

Wukong was free 2 weeks ago. Rito Gamez y*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*

Oh sweet Urgot!

shittiest rotation ever fk u riot

still waiting on ekko to be in free rotation again

So I have a leona barbecue skin permanent shard so can i use that on the free to play leona?

I love this rotation

PLEASE