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New free champion rotation: Camille, Tahm Kench, Taliyah and more!

Riot·3/5/2018, 2:56:11 AM·1 votes·18,955 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Camille - the Steel Shadow
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Fiddlesticks - the Harbinger of Doom
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Jax - Grandmaster at Arms
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
LeBlanc - the Deceiver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Leona - the Radiant Dawn
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Support
Miss Fortune - the Bounty Hunter
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Nidalee - the Bestial Huntress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Riven - the Exile
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Shen - the Eye of Twilight
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Tahm Kench - the River King
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Tank
Taliyah - the Stoneweaver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Tryndamere - the Barbarian King
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Varus - the Arrow of Retribution
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Vel'Koz - the Eye of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage

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King Dellron3/5/2018, 6:23:23 PM14 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Twinkle Twinkle Little Dark Star

Thresh "Taking one of them captive, how is it that we never thought of this?"

JarvanIV "Sometimes you just need a fresh mind to spice things up."

Kassadin "Oi! You Dark Star blokes gonna start pashing or are we going to get to the rest of your plan?"

Varus "Shut it, Cosmic Reaver scum!"

Kassadin "Whatever, my mates are gonna save me anyhow."

JarvanIV "Oh, we're counting on it. They are going to fall right into our trap. Which we have to finish preparing. You stay right here in your shackles, we'll be back." "Leaves the room with the rest of the Dark Stars."

Kassadin "Wow, it sure is dark in here. Hey, you're one of those Corporate blokes, aren't ye? What are you doing in a place like this?"

Gnar "Honestly, I don't even know anymore. I just kinda go with it now."

Kassadin "Ah, finally dead inside huh?"

Gnar "Yeah, pretty much."

Over at the Dark Star command room:

Thresh "Now, I know you have been doing great work so far, but you have to admit. Your plan of luring them all into a room and then you yell and jump on top of them. Well, it isn't very elegant."

JarvanIV "Oh sure, so everything else I've done right must have been luck then. You were nothing before me. So listen to what I have to say."

Thresh "NOTHING BEFORE YOU? I HAVE CONQUERED COUNTLESS STAR SYSTEMS! I HAVE EXTINGUISHED AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE NUMBER OF LIVES! I CREATED ALL OF YOU! AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME NOTHING!"

Varus "You need to learn your place, newborn."

JarvanIV "My place, is king of the endless void. Being the eternal ruler of a formless universe. And I don't need any of you to do it. Have fun dying to the Cosmics." "Leaves."

Orianna "I thought his plan to be decent."

Thresh "WELL THEN, WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW HIM OUT THE DOOR LIKE THE LOSER YOU ARE?"

Orianna "I agree, it seems that is the best course of action." "Follows Dark Star Jarvan IV out the door."

Khazix "Mhrrrrrrrr, fools. Needed them, for success. Now only death if stay." "Flys away."

Thresh "We don't need them anyway. The two of us, just like old times. We'll conquer new systems. Create new Dark Stars. Ones like you, who understand that they'll never be as smart, powerful or cool as me."

Varus "Do you think I could destroy one on my own for once?"

Thresh "We've talked about this. You are not powerful enough to take one on your own. Your existence is simply to help me end all light. Don't try and get too ambitious, you are just incapable of doing more."

Varus "I have served you faithfully since my creation. But I think the newborns might be right. You need to learn humility. And I'm afraid the only way for you to do that is to fail on your own. You must understand, I am doing this for your own good. I will return when you have learned." "Leaves."

Thresh "HAHAHAHA! I NEVER NEEDED ANY OF YOU! I WILL KILL THE COSMICS AND VALORAN WITHOUT YOUR HELP!"

MasterYi "Who you yelling to? You've not gone mental before I get a crack at ya, have you?

Thresh "No, just yelling at my former servants. They all abandoned me."

MasterYi "I feel ya. The other two was suppose' to be here to save Reaver. But they too busy havin' a naughty to care. So now I'm to face all ya alone."

Thresh "Well, it's just me now. And I'm not really feeling up to fighting anymore. What say we call it a draw and have a drink?"

MasterYi "Well, I was all prepared to do my thing and try and stick mah finger up your bum. But boy could I use a coldie."

Thresh "I know this great space bar just two galaxies away."

MasterYi "I think I'll be the judge of that."

They both leave to find companionship in the most unlikely of places.

Some time later:

Gnar "HELLO, HELLO! IS ANYONE OUT THERE? Wow, they actually just left us here. Now how are we going to get out?"

Kassadin "I don't know about you, but luckily I can just teleport away." "Blinks out of sight."

Gnar "Wait, why didn't you just do that earlier? COME BACK, TAKE ME WITH YOU! I hate my life."

Deathhawk8883/6/2018, 1:31:52 AM4 votes

Time to Unbench the Kench

SukebanA3/5/2018, 8:21:26 PM3 votes

I'm excited to try Camille and Velkoz~!! :D

Nitcholi3/5/2018, 10:46:36 PM3 votes

Brilliant way to tie in a new skin as well some others brilliant ending gnat alone in top lane again. Never getting ganked

zyl53/6/2018, 12:16:06 AM3 votes

Neat, I've wanted to try Taliyah since I pulled her shard last week. Time to see some earthbending action!

PrecisionGaming13/5/2018, 6:11:43 PM3 votes

Varus Leblanc Camille trying those

Chip Bonk3/5/2018, 6:18:22 PM3 votes

Anytime you make Leona free, dodge frequencies increase.

BeeruGodUltra3/5/2018, 10:28:53 PM2 votes

Gonna try thoseCamille TahmKench Riven when will they be updated to lol ?

SiNDicateZero3/6/2018, 2:36:56 PM1 votes

I have waited so long to play Taliyah :D

ZookDaGamer3/6/2018, 7:06:13 PM1 votes

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nihow5553/26/2018, 12:42:03 AM1 votes

When I made this series two years ago, I myself found it really funny. And so did some others on the following forum. I'd known that stories have been posted on free champ rot. for a while, and I few days ago, i thought: Why not my stories?

"A Corporate Matter." Thank you for taking the weekly time to make these stories, as I am starting. I've read through your entertaining stories for the past few weeks and they really brighten up my day.

Before reading this story, please read through the ENTIRE forum. This is it's origin. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/sHABUBMx-ezreal-and-taric?show=flat

YouTube Channel: NukeConnon(nonprofit, as of now) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpnruGge_SBBKZQtC28Uriw?view_as=subscriber

Please read through all previous scenarios to catch up.

Yes I'm planning on youtubing league even though I haven't played in a while.

Teemo YOUR ANUS IS MINE, TARIC!!! (quote original forum) Taric It is? Teemo HELL YA!!! Taric But that's not physically possible. Teemo Gosh you're really annoying. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING SUCH AN A*****OLE! YEET! GET IT? AM I IMPRESSING YOU!? Taric Oh my, you love me? Teemo YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT MY LOVE!!! Taric Ya sorry, um, I already love someone. Teemo (sweetly) And who can possibly be more handsome than me? Or cute and furry in my case. Taric Ezreal. (dreamily) Oh Ezreal, he really can attract girls, so why not attract me? He's so slim and charming... Teemo What!? Ezreal!? He's just a little dirty punk, except he's bigger than me. I can take him down 1v1 hella easy and clean. Taric You dare insult him!? Teemo Oh! Dear me! I'm so awfully sorry! Please! Forgive me my love! (sobs) Taric Fine, I'll forgive you only this once. Teemo Oh thank you my love. Now please, love me! I need comfort from my sorrows! Taric Shoot. What do I do about this? I better contact LOL QA Center. Teemo No need, please. All we need is each other. Taric But I'd really like to. Teemo If you really want to, I'll let you my love. No pressure. Just love. Taric Thank you. Teemo You're very welcome, my love.

At LOL QA Center...

Kayle Incoming call from Taric, boss. Lux Taric!? WTF!? Kayle Language, ma'am. Lux My apologies. Kayle Forgiven, ma'am. Here's the phone. Lux Ugh, I hate Taric. But it's the sworn duty of the LOL QA Center boss to help anyone in need, Kayle Absolutely correct, boss. Lux (on phone) LOL QA Center Director Lux here. What can I friggin do for you? Kayle Language, boss. Lux (off phone) I censored it! Kayle Still... Lux OK, I get it. (on phone) Pardon the interruption, sir. What may be your request. Taric Uh, so Teemo says he loves me, but I love Ezreal. Lux Gasp (Thinks to self) Deep breaths, deep breaths (on phone) Sorry about the pause. Um... Taric Please Lux, I'd really like help on this. Lux (To herself) Wait, this is my chance to finally rid Taric of Ezreal! Yes! (on phone) So...you should love him back! Dearly! Taric Really? Lux Yes! Stay positive! And...(To herself) Serious oops, almost said "stay away from my Ezreal!" (quote original forum) Taric Excuse me, as you were saying? Lux Oh! Sorry, accidentally said that. That's all! Good luck loving Teemo and have a wonderful day! Taric Ok, Thanks!

hangs up

Teemo So what's up my love? Taric Yup, Lux advised me to love you. Teemo Thank Lux, now come on closer Taric.

Zed passes by

Zed Uhh...when did you start loving Teemo, Taric? Taric When Lux advised me to. Zed Hmm...you know you can't trust Lux, right? Taric I can't? Zed Ya. She's a very mischievous and deceptive woman. Taric Oh, really? OK then. I guess I shouldn't love Teemo. Teemo WHAT!? NO! WAIT...! Zed Alright, see you later Taric, and good luck not getting into anymore messes with Lux. Taric OK then. Teemo HEY! GET BACK HERE AND 1V1 ME FOR BREAKING MY LOVE AWAY FORM ME! YOU HEAR ME! You can't actually believe him. He's just messing with you my love. Taric Well now that I think about it, Lux probably just wants to take my dear Ezreal for herself. Teemo No, this can't be happening...

Ezreal runs up to Taric and Teemo

Ezreal AHH!!! Taric Oh my, what concerns you my love? Ezreal Zed is chasing me! Taric Very well, then he shall pay dearly for his wrongdoing against you.

Zed arrives

Zed Mwahawhaw! You are (slows speech) dead now Ezreal...Oh...hi everyone...heheh. Teemo FINALLY! YOU'RE BACK FOR YOUR 1V1! Taric You will not harm Ezreal, Zed!

Lux passes by

Lux Zed...beside Ezreal...you will pay dearly for breaking your promise! Teemo Alright, fine, 3v1, at least I'll still get to destroy you! Zed Hmph, bring it on! I got you suggers easy! LuxTaric FOR EZREAL!!! Teemo FOR TARIC!!! Zed (Shadows away) Wait, lol, I don't even have to fight you guys. Catch me if you can! Taric (Casts stun spell) YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO GET AWAY!!! Zed No! Please! We can talk about this! TaricLuxTeemo YAHHHHHH!!! Zed Oh no…!

A few moments later...

Zed (on ground) Eeesh! Ouch! Please! All of you! Have mercy! Lux Very well. You shall suffer a Demacian punishment of the highest degree! Hmm..now what’s a good one… Taric Ooh! Ooh! Can i give Zed a tour of my gem shop!? I’ll make it free! Teemo Ouch! I can’t think of anything worse than that! Lux It’s not Demacian, but it sure is far worse than anything Demacia can do. Zed No! Please! I’m truly sorry for everything I’ve done! I’m begging you all! Please! I’ll take any punishment other than that! Lux As sympathetically painful it is, I find it perfectly fitting for you. Teemo I have to sympathize, but at least you get wrecked in the most unimaginable way possible. Zed No! Please…! Taric Come on Zed! Join the free tour of my gem shop! It’s truly...wait for it...amazing!!! Nasus :3

nihow5554/24/2018, 1:29:59 AM1 votes

When I made this series two years ago, I myself found it really funny. And so did some others on the following forum. I'd known that stories have been posted on free champ rot. for a while, and some weeks ago, I thought: Why not my stories?

"A Corporate Matter." Thank you for taking the weekly time to make these stories, as I am doing as well. I've read through your entertaining stories for the past few weeks and they really brighten up my day. (This is an old message. New Message: KING DELLRON YOUR MY SEMPAI!!!)

Before reading this story, please read through the ENTIRE forum. This is it's origin. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/sHABUBMx-ezreal-and-taric?show=flat

YouTube Channel: NukeConnon(nonprofit, as least for several years) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpnruGge_SBBKZQtC28Uriw?view_as=subscriber

Please read through all previous scenarios to catch up.

Scenario V

Nasus TARIC! YOU HAVE FAILED ME!

Taric How? What did I do wrong?

Nasus YOU HAVE DISHONORED YOUR GEM SHOP! AND IN DOING SO, YOU HAVE DISHONORED ME!

Taric But you know Ezreal is more important to me than my gem shop.

Nasus NO, EZREAL IS NOT!

Taric YOU DARE UTTER SO!? YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR WRONGDOING!!!

Nasus I SHALL HONOR MY DECLARATION!!!

Taric FOR EZREAL!!! (charges)

Nasus FOR TARIC'S GEM SHOP!!! (charges as well)

Zed Wut.

Lux Hurry, Ezreal. Let's get away from Taric while they're fighting.

Ezreal Wait, not yet. If I don't settle them down, I'll feel bad.

Lux Ugh. Fine.

Ezreal Hey Taric, it's okay that Nasus insulted me.

Taric (Stops fighting) But he was so rude to us!

Ezreal It's okay, really. I'm over it. Just let it go. It's fine. No need to fight over it.

Taric Hmm...that's true. Well, in that case, let's go somewhere together my love!

Lux Oh great, look what you've gotten us into Ezreal!

Ezreal Sorry, uh...

Taric Oh ya, almost forgot. Excuse me for a moment Ezreal. I'll be right back. (To Nasus) So we're chill over me dishonoring my gem shop, right?

Nasus Fine, just don't ever dishonor it again.

Taric Ofcourse, unless it's over Ezreal. So we're not going to fight anymore, right?

Nasus HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK AFTER ONLY BEING ALLOWED TO MAKE A KISSY FACE AT THE END OF EACH SCENARIO I WOULDN'T WANT TO FIGHT!? RARGH!!! (casts area damage spell)

Ezreal Ouch! (Ezreal gets hit)

Taric YOU DARE HURT EZREAL!!!? THIS IS THE END OF YOU!!!!!

Nasus MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! FINALLY!!! A FIGHT!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

Taric YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (charges again)

Nasus MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (charges again as well)

Lux Ezreal! Are you alright?

Ezreal Ya, not more than a scratch.

Lux Okay. Come on, let's get out of here!

Ezreal No, I haven't settled them down yet.

Lux Ezreal, no! Not again!

Ezreal It’s better for the world.

Lux Argh! Just do it!

Ezreal (Approaches the brawling Taric and Nasus) Taric, I’m fine. It’s okay. It’s unreasonable to fight over this.

Taric (Stops fighting again) Are you sure you’re okay?

Ezreal Yep.

Taric Okay, if you say so.

Nasus YO!!! NOT COOL!!! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU EZREAL JUST TO GET TARIC FIGHTING AGAIN!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! (ults)

Taric NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU SHALL NOT!!!!!! (Starts repeatedly striking Nasus with the OP rage of the Gem Shop. No! With the OP rage for Ezreal! But it amazingly has no effect on Nasus!)

Lux Okay, now’s a good time to run.

Ezreal I’ve finally agreed.

Ezreal and Lux run from an enlarged Nasus who has a Taric on him who is giving Nasus an OP beating that somehow still has no effect on Nasus.

Nasus MWAHAHAHAH!!! (casts slow spell on Ezreal)

Lux No!

Nasus HAWHAWHAWHAW!!! YAH!!! (picks up Ezreal and throws him)

Ezreal WAAHHHHHH!! OOF!!

Taric NOOOOOOOOO!!! GAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! (continues an incredibly powerful but desperate pounding of Nasus.)

Nasus MWAHAWHAWHAWHAW!!! (strides over to the thrown Ezreal)

Lux You shall inflict no more, evildoer! (Positions herself in front of Ezreal)

Nasus OUTTA THE WAY, PUNK! (Swats Lux aside)

Lux Oof!

Garen YOU WILL PAY FOR DARING TO HARM LUX!!! (charges at Nasus)

Nasus You will give a nice fight! Harder fighting the funner! (Picks up Garen and throws him right on top of Lux)

Garen OOF! NOOOOOOOOO!!! LUX!!! (Jumps off of Lux) AARGH!!! THE ENEMY HAS USED ME AGAINST US!!! LUX!!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!!?**

Nasus It’s about I stop your many and feeble attempts against me! (With a quick swipe of his arm, Nasus sends Taric flying back to where they’d first started fighting.)

Taric OOF!!!

Nasus At last! Now, to end the life of the one who dared to interfere with my fun! (Strides over to Ezreal once again)

Taric Sob! Sob! Ezreal! I’m so sorry! I have failed you!!!

Suddenly, a light red glow permeates the forest.

Nasus Huh? What’s happening?

Everyone quickly realizes the glow is coming from Taric. Taric finds that the glow is coming from one of his pockets. He procures the radiant gem.

Taric Ofcourse! Ezreal! I could never fail you! THIS IS A LOVE GEM!!! IT SHALL GIVE ME UNIMAGINABLE POWER. INDEFINITELY MORE THAN I ALREADY POSESS!!!

Nasus What is this sorcery greater than my sorcery!?

Taric LET MY INDEFINITE LOVE FOR EZREAL COMBINE WITH THE INDEFINITE POWER OF THIS GEM!!!

The gem glows pink and brighter and lighter with every moment.

Taric MY LOVE!!!!! FOR EZREEAAAALLLL!!!!!!!

Nasus What the heck!?

Essence of matter converge onto the gem, turning it a blinding white.

Taric AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Nasus OKAY! I’M STARTING NOT TO LIKE THIS!!!

A moment of silence occurs when the process completes.

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!! The gem discharges a massive shockwave, impacting everyone with the power of blinding white love.

A silence transpires for several minutes before the first person stirs.

Ezreal Groan. What happened?

Garen OH NO!!! LUX!!! LUX!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!?

Nasus (A normal sized Nasus) Uh...Taric?

Taric Groan. Yes?

Nasus I’m...sorry. I should’ve understood how much you loved Ezrel.

Taric Ezreal is the most important thing to me. But Ezreal isn’t dead, and that’s all that matters to me. So just because you’re my number one gem shop fan, I’ll forgive you. I won’t stop the others from punishing you though.

Nasus Thank you. I’m sorry I made such a mistake. I’m most deeply grateful.

Garen NOOOOOOO!!! LUX IS DEAD!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! (starts sobbing)

Ezreal She can’t be. Let me check. She’s still breathing, just unconscious. Whew!

Garen We’ve got to get her to a hospital now!!!

Ezreal Of course! Let’s go!

Garen fireman carries Lux and Ezreal and Garen start running for the nearest hospital.

Nasus So we aren’t going to fight anymore?

Taric I already asked you that. Yes, unless it’s over Ezreal.

Nasus Hey, can I check out your gem shop?

Taric Of course! Help yourself! I’d give you a tour if I could, but I’ve gotta catch up with Ezreal!

Nasus I’d really like a tour sometime!

Taric My pleasure! See ya around!

Nasus See ya! Yay! :3 Yeet!

Zed What did I just live through…

Come back next week for another scenario!