New free champion rotation: Anivia, Corki, Darius & more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Apple Pie Of Angry!

"Hello underling, Corporate Mundo have news for you."

Please don't tell me you're firing me or docking my pay again."

"Not this time, me notice lot of security problem lately."

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, no. No problems here, we never get attacked."

"Boss, don't you remember the other day?"

The other day:

"Who's op now huh, WHO'S OP NOW!"

"WHY DOES HE TAKE NO DAMAGE!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Present:

"Nope, don't remember anything at all."

"Well, Corporate Mundo do remember. So me need take action. Meet new head of security."

"IT'S ME, KORPORATE KLED!"

"Why did it have to be you of all people."

"You know him, sir?"

"Yeah, all Yordles do. He is responsible for the bad name we get. Everyone thinks Yordles are all insane because of him."

"...."

"WE ARE NOT!"

"No, we are all completely bonkers. I mean, I enjoy hearing the last dying swear words of my victims."

"Hang on, I thought I was in charge of security around here."

"Who you be?"

"Guard Dog Warwick. I have been nearly killed like twice a week for these guys."

"Heh, that's funny. You never do anything."

"Oh, I remember ya's now. You work for me now you lily-livered jungle-sniffer."

"Ah, great. Does this mean a pay raise?"

"Actually, me needing more money to pay Korporate Kled. You getting pay less."

"Sooooo, when something interestin' gonna happen? Cause Kled is getting bored. And you won't like me when I'm bored."

"Eh, it's Monday. Which usually means someone is gonna try and kill me soon."

Two minutes later:

"YOU DARE HIRE HIM INSTEAD OF ME!"

"Omega Squad Teemo? My arch nemesis."

"THAT'S CORPORATE TEEMO TO YOU! AND YOU TOO, CORPORATE MUNDO! WHY WON'T YOU HIRE ME, HUH? YOU HIRED THIS LUNATIC!"

"No one like you, bad for business. You useless too."

"Hey boss, it's me!"

"WHAT, WHO ARE YOU?"

"It's me, Recon Teemo. Remember, you sent me here to gather information over a year ago. I have been waiting for you to come and rescue me."

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE JUST COME TO TAKE THIS PLACE OVER, AND KILL ANYONE WHO DOESN'T FOLLOW MY REIGN!"

"What makes you so sure you can do it this time?"

"I BROUGHT A FRIEND!"

"Honestly, I only signed up to meet Kled. Oh my gosh, it's really him. Imsoexcitedhowareyouthiscantbehappeninghowmanypeoplehaveyoukilled? "Huff Huuf." What's it like being a meme?"

"SHUT UP AND KILL THEM!"

"Sorry about this, but I am a man of my word."

"Well, it's about time. Let's get to killing them interloping intruders!"

Kled begins to rain down heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence.

"BAYAHAYWA!"

"THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE!"

"THE PAPERS COMMAND YOUR DEATH!"

"DARIUS OUT, PEACE!"

"YOU AIN'T RUNNIN'!" "Jumps out window to chase Darius."

"Uhm, while he goes full tunnel vision after Darius, Omega Squad Teemo is getting away."

"Ehgneh hunfg oogth. I'LL BE BACK!" "Escapes with three broken limbs."

"No worry, he said he be back."

"So uh, when do you think Korporate Kled will return??"

"Corporate Mundo no know. But me think it gone be fun."

A little while later:

"This desert sure is hot, glad I got you Skaarl buddy."

"Mhrlghl."

"SHUT IT! I didn't gag your mouth for fashion. Although it does cover some of your ugly face."

"You wanted to unify Noxus. Guess that makes me a secessionist."

"We would probably get back to the office a lot faster if you stopped being lazy and walked instead of making Skaarl drag you around."

"I sure could use some tacos."

"Hang on one flippin' minute. You ain't Skaarl. You's a rock. I guess the pioneers really did ride these babies for miles."

"And you ain't Darius neither. You're just some old dead body."

"Have I been hallucinatin' this whole time? Damn mushroom juice."

#The Arcade Season 2: Episode 2: KLEEEEEEEEEEED "HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE KLED SHOW, THE SHOW THAT INVOLVES KLED YELLING!" "Kled get off of there" "HOW ABOUT NO!" "We'll be right back." 2 Minutes later.. "Ow." "Just stay on that chair right there." "This one?" "Yep, that one." "Anyway, Hello everyone and welcome to The Arcade, the show that includes comedy, and action." "AND KLED! GIVE ME THAT MICROPHONE!" "Hey, Hecarim, there isn't a new Battle boss skin." "Oh." "Corki had the idea to make one!" "Why yes I did!" "HEY PRINGLES MAN! GIVE ME SOME PRINGLES!" "I think I know who we could use." "WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!" "WHERE'S SKAARL!" Skaarl: "quack" "SKAARL! SKAARL!" A little while later.. "Oh hey Skaarl." "I thought you said there wasn't a new Battle Boss skin Hecarim." "What are ya talkin' abou- HOLY SH*T IM A ROBOT" "We had enough robots in the house already Hecarim." "Well, I have Skaarl at least! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" Skaarl: "robotic quack" "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" "The exit is on the left Kled." "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" "That's all the time we have for today, see you next week when we will get Kled back." "I JUST JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!" "GOOD FOR YOU!" "This is getting ridiculous."

edit: jesus christ why did i think this shit was funny

Time to never hit a stun Because I need more 0/13 adc's Now I cant play Nasus for a week sigh please refer to the Corki section Ult sheilding my team is a foreign concept now Kassadin? Who the hell is Kassadin? Time to get banned for afk because of these 30 year stuns Damn, imagine how useful I'd be if I could actually LAND these things Time to troll Yay, more 0/15 Trick2G wannabes

How did you not die? Oh wait..... WHERE DID YOU COME FROM NBA, DRAFT THIS GUY Go outside you kiter Been seeing her lately Trust me. This guy is OP I. Cant. Move. GET NOSCOPED Report for trolling. Wait.... Needs an ultimate skin as his VU

Kalista is FINALLY free!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- I cant move. - ADC = Feed Mid = Meh - Leave top, go to the NBA. PLZZZZZZZZZZ - ... - Every game = because used in lsc - Just you wait till late game, Il make you rue this. - I still cant move... - Spear Snipes op - Insert Troll joke - anyone else see how funny he looks when he runs?

How To Troll Your Team To There . Why He May Be Weak, He Can Still Drives Supports Crazy With Good Ole Mixed Damage. COME ON AND SLAM. AND WELCOME TO THE JAM. The Master Of Kiting, And The Accidental Murderer Of Supports. Oh. Its You. That Champion 5 People Main you. Hi Buddy! When Are You Gonna Get Buffed? There Are No Hard Counters To Her. Riot Said They Hated Carry Jungler Mains. Why Are You AND On Here. Riot Is Trolling Us. Im So Sorry That Riot Got Rid Of Devourer- NOT SORRY TAKE THAT YOU JERK.

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Well that's the end of top lane queue for me this week

Not playing top at all this week top lane is gonna have a lot of mirror matches this week :(

when is the rotation coming to est

I find it hilarious as fuck how after dealing with a toxic, troll as hell-esque enemy team and I decide to quit League for a while, Riot finally puts Karma and Kalista on the rotation....

So when will be free, since he was just released i was expecting to be free

SO BORING CHAMPIONS WORST FREE TO PLAY SO FAR

I just bought and now shes F2P, no bot lane for me this week

is called the troll king for a reason too

but.. they put on the rotation four weeks ago

rj gj

Fried Chicken

For some reason, I have not faced a single Darious at all this week! Although, every game I play now has Morgana.

hi