New free champion rotation: Ahri, Gnar, Brand and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Beware the deep places of the office
"All about them as they lay hung the darkness, hollow and immense, and they were oppressed by the loneliness and vastness of the corporate halls and endlessly branching stairs and passages. The wildest imaginings that dark rumor had ever suggested to the Yordle fell short of the actual dread and wonder of the offices."
"What are you on?"
"Sorry, I don't like being lost in total darkness."
"Well, maybe if you would use your glowy fists again we wouldn't be in the dark."
"I can't. I can only harness my unstoppable god power when I am at peace of mind. And I'm too scared of the dark to be at peace."
"So you can't glow and make the darkness go away because you are afraid of the dark?"
"It's a vicious cycle."
"Soraka, can you do something to fix this? We aren't getting anywhere in the dark like this. Soraka?"
"I think she's dead."
"Great, now she's lost in the dark alone. Come on, we need to go back and find her."
Meanwhile:
"Listen closely, do you hear our friends?"
"Ahwww, whats the matter buddy? Do you need a friend."
"Hugs Corporate Braum."
"No, I am not one who need you. But this is nice hug."
"I know buddy, just let it all out."
"Alright, let go of Braum. Thank you. Now, do you remember your mission?"
"SIR YES SIR!"
"Salutes and charges off into the darkness."
"Good, so you are-"
"THOSE NAZIS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM! I'LL BE COVERED IN THEIR BLOOD!"
"WAIT, NO NO NO! There are no more Nazis."
"Look man, I don't know if you've been watching the news for the last couple months. But they are everywhere. AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT FOR ONCE!"
"Maybe that is true, but we have different mission for today."
"It's just, TIKI torches used to be a force for good. They were so pure and innocent. THEY DIDN'T DESERVE IT!"
"Cries and hugs Corporate Braum."
"There there, it okay. Just focus."
"Sniff." "Okay, what was I supposed to do again?"
"Our friends are lost in the darkness. You are the only one who can find them. Then we will follow this trail of poros back to safety."
"We."
"Are."
"BREADCRUMBS!!!!!!"
"Now listen closely, what do you hear?"
"Hmmmmm."
"Listens intently."
"I hear."
"Yes?"
"I hear."
"What do you hear?"
"I hear the sound of someone who needs a hug."
"Hugs Corporate Braum."
"What in Rito's name did you put into your body?"
Meanwhile:
"SORAKA!"
"SORAKA!"
"WHERE ARE YOU! SORAKA!"
"Boss, is that you?"
"Oh thank me, we found you."
"You two need to get out of here, right now!"
"Not without you. Why are you all tied up?"
"I think it's part of the honeymoon."
"What?"
"I got grabbed by this monster. I guess he thought I was pretty or something. We had a wedding, I think. It was really hard to see in the dark. Then he tied me up and left a few minutes ago."
"Kinky."
"We don't have monsters in our office. Well, no unpaid ones."
"Alright, thanks for untying me. Now we need to move."
"Walks into room." "Mooooooo? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Drops rose out of mouth."
"Huh, it seems we do have a monster. WHY DO WE HAVE A MONSTER? RUN!"
"MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Charges after them."
"I don't think he likes having a runaway bride."
"Well he won't for long, he is getting very close."
"I'm a god, so I can't die. But you two have this small chance to confess your eternal devotion to me. Do so and I will ensure your soul lives on in paradise."
"CORPORATE BRAUM IS HERE!"
"Leaps between the monster and his prey."
"Moo?"
"YOU CANNOT PASS!"
"MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"GO BACK TO THE SHADOW. YOU CANNOT PASS!!!"
"Charges Corporate Braum."
"Blocks the charge with his shield and uses the force to send the monster rolling back down the hallways."
"Whoa, you saved us. But where did you come from?"
"I finally get friend to focus on finding you."
"Whoa, is this me? You smell like me, but coated in roasted honey."
"You are an embarrassment to Lee Sin kind."
"I just want to know one thing. WHY DO WE HAVE A MINOTAUR LOCKED IN THE DARK PARTS OF OUR OFFICE BUILDING!?"
"This place lot like Labrinth, Corporate Mundo think it fitting."
"AHHH! WHY DO YOU KEEP POPPING OUT OF NOWHERE!?"
"Me still lost in dark."
"No worry, I leave trail of por-"
"BREADCRUMBS!"
"Trail of fluffy breadcrumbs to lead us back to safety."
"NO, WE ARE NOT LEAVING UNTIL I FIX THE POWER PROBLEMS! Now come on, it's got to be nearby."
Dear all,
I'm still truly sorry about two weeks ago, and I've done a best to apologize for it. But I don't want to be known as the person who spammed two weeks ago.
It was an honest mistake caused only because I hold this place dear so much. And I still want to share my comedies just like my higher acquaintance King Dellron.
I request for your forgiveness.
Thank you all.
A Turn in Time
Episode: 1,2,3,5
Alright artillery team, I'm going to be your commander in the field today.
Yay.
To make things easier in battle, I'm going to give you all five simple number
call signs. Taric, you're 1, Kayle, you're 2, Ekko, you're 3, Gnar, you're 4, and Zed, you are 5. Now get to your separate positions and be ready to fire when the battle starts.
Everyone gets in position
The battle begins
1,3,5!
Boom, Boom, Boom
1,2!
Boom, Boom
3,5!
Boom, Boom
2,3!
Boom, Boom
2,5!
Boom, Boom
1,3!
Boom, Boom
2,1!
Boom, Boom
Uh, sir, I exist.
Don't bother me right now. 5,3!
Boom, Boom
3,2!
Boom, Boom
5,2!
Boom, Boom
Sir, can't I just shoot?
Be quiet! 5,3,1!
Boom, Boom, Boom
Sir, you do notice you've repeated every number in every different order possible except...
Shut up!
Okay, just sayi-
Shut up!
You don't have to be so rude abou-
Shut up!
Yes, I kno-
SHUT UP ALREADY! 1,2,3!
Boom, Boom, Boom,
BOOM!!!
AHH! (Gets blown up)
Who hit 3!? I'll get you for that!
I did, sir.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
You said 1 to 3, right?
Okay, just carry on!
Can't I just shoot already!?
FINE, YOU CAN FRIGGIN SHOOT!! 1,4,5!
Finally!
Boom, Boom, Boom,
BOOM!!!
AHH! (Gets blown up)
Who hit 5!? I'll get you for that!
I did, sir.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN!?
You said 1 for 5, right?
GOSH DAMN, CARRY ON!
Can I shoot again, please?
YES, YOU FRIGGIN CAN!! 1,4,2! AND THIS TIME TARIC, DON'T-
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Sorry sir, I was firing the gun as you ordered. As you were saying sir?
BOOM!!!
AHH! (Gets blown up)
DAMNIT!! I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOOT 2, TARIC!!!
But sir, you didn't.
YOU'RE FRIGGIN RIGHT, DAMNIT!!!
Can I shoot again, please?
NO!!! SHUT UP!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU'RE REALLY TICKING ME OFF!!! IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO DIE!!! (Points cannon at Azir and pulls the trigger)
Boom
WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
BOOM!!!
AHH!!! (Gets blown up)
YOU KILLED THE COMMANDER!!! YOU WILL PAY!!! (Aims cannon at
Gnar and pulls the trigger)
Boom
WHAT THE...!!!
BOOM!!!
AHH!!! (Gets blown up)
Oh no! Just because he friendly fired doesn't mean I should've friendly fired!
(Runs to Gnar's position) Gnar! I'm sorry! I shouldn't have friendly fired you! Please! Tell me
you're alive!
Tell King Dellron Corporate Gnar died honorably.
Wait! You're a Corporate!? NO!!! YOU CAN'T DIE NOW!!! I'M SORRY I SHOT YOU!!! YOU CORPORATES ARE THE BEST!!! ESPECIALLY YOU CORPORATE GNAR!!! I'M YOUR BEST FAN!!! IF ONLY I'D KNOW EARLIER!!! PLEASE!!! YOU MUST LIVE!!!!!
Corporate Gnar dies in Taric's arms
No, no. You can't be dead. Not just because of a small misunderstanding by your best fan.
Taric sullenly waits a while
I guess I must accept you are dead, Corporate Gnar. The best thing for myself right now I think is to kill myself. (Points cannon at his feet and pulls trigger)
WAIT!!! NO!!! I HAVE TO TELL KING DELLRON CORPORATE GNAR DIED HONORABLY!!!
BOOM!!!
Only one marksman? That everybody already owns?
only 1 marksmen? Something seems to be amiss
Why is Ashe on free rotation? Isn't she available to everyone at the start?
boring, non-interactive champs
yayy
Hey, my new friend (lvl 6) cant see the champ rotations, anyone know why?