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New free champion rotation: Jhin, Galio, Illaoi and more!

Riot·6/7/2018, 8:36:32 PM·0 votes·12,540 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Caitlyn - the Sheriff of Piltover
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Evelynn - Agony's Embrace
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Galio - the Colossus
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Illaoi - the Kraken Priestess
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Jhin - the Virtuoso
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Kassadin - the Void Walker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Lulu - the Fae Sorceress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Nami - the Tidecaller
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Nunu - the Yeti Rider
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Taric - the Shield of Valoran
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Twisted Fate - the Card Master
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Viktor - the Machine Herald
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Xerath - the Magus Ascendant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Assassin
Xin Zhao - the Seneschal of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin

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King Dellron6/11/2018, 5:03:16 PM9 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Pyke's Place

Kled "I'm a busy Yordle. It's a lot of work to protect this whole company. And I can't always be everywhere I'm needed. That's what my guards are supposed to be for. But most of them are pansies who can't even stomach the sight of someone's insides turn outsides. Which works most of the time, normally they just have to sit around and look tough. Takes a weak man to do something that boring. But sometimes things go bad, real bad. And I need someone I can count on to be there. Someone who isn't afraid to do what needs to be done."

Pyke "Well, it seems you called the right man."

Kled "You understand that you will have to do the dirty work no one else wants to. You will have to constantly patrol this building, know it like the back of your hand. Sometimes going on long missions to even more dangerous places when I need you to. You will have no official title and bare minimum pay."

Pyke "I'm not much for material desires. Just the thrill of watching the light leave someone's eyes as I thrust my harpoon deeper into their gut."

Kled "You're perfect for the job. Get to work!"

Pyke "Can do, hehehehe." "Vanishes, leaving behind only a puddle of water and some fog."

Leona "Is it safe to come out now, he's gone?"

Kled "I suppose so. Didn't know he could do that."

Leona "I can't believe you just hired that guy. He scares the living daylight out of-"

Pyke "Appears behind Leona." "BOO!"

Leona "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Soraka "Boss, where did you put the biscuits again?"

Gnar "In the cabinet on your right!"

Soraka "Ah, thank you." "Opens cabinet."

Pyke "Hi there."

Soraka "DEMON!!!! HELP, DEMON!!!!" "Runs away."

Gnar "Calm down, that's just Pyke. Korporate Kled Hired him. He's not a demon, I think? What are you doing in my cabinet Pyke?"

Pyke "Walks out of cabinet." "Just keeping an eye out. Seems everything is fine here. I'll go check somewhere else." "Vanishes, leaving behind only a puddle of water and some fog."

Gnar "Great, how am I supposed to get saltwater stains out of my carpet?"

Soraka "Why doesn't anyone tell me anything? I think us hiring yet another psychopath might be something I need to know."

Gnar "You need to hang out by the water cooler. That's where I get ninety percent of my information about whats going on around here."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo finally figure out what broke clash system."

Ezreal "Oh yeah, what lead you to this revelation?"

DrMundo "Me furry creature senses sense furry creature in server room. It must mess up wiring which lead to problems. Call new spooky underling."

Ezreal "Are you sure? I don't trust him."

DrMundo "When Corporate Mundo ask for opinion?"

Ezreal "Alright."

Pyke "You rang?"

Ezreal "Yes, Corporate Mundo has fig-"

Pyke "You have a pretty face. Shame if someone stuck a harpoon in it."

Ezreal "I, you, wha- Just talk to him."

DrMundo "Furry creature in server room. It bring great dishonor to Corporate name. Find and kill."

Pyke "Can do."

Kled "Walks in room." "I'm coming too. I've been hunting this thing for weeks. Wasn't even sure it was there it left so few signs. But I want to be part of the kill for trespassing this long on my property. Besides, I want to see how well you do on your first real mission."

They both leave and head for the server room:

Kled "Now where is this varment?"

Pyke "I can smell 'im. Smells like a captain, I hate captains. Smells like he's RIGHT HERE!" "Throws harpoon."

Teemo "Dodges harpoon." "Whoa, you're new."

Kled "Omega Squad Teemo, thought you would finally have learned to stay away."

Teemo "Nothing will keep me away. I am going to own this company or destroy it and rule the ashes. The clash failure was only the start. The players are mad, and I'm gonna get them furious."

Kled "Not if I shove an axe into your throat. Support, you stand back and watch how a master takes care of trespassers. DIE DEVIL SPAWN!!! CHARRRRRRGE!!!!"

Teemo "Not sure I would do that."

Kled "YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "Steps on an exploding mushroom."

Teemo "Hahahahaha."

Kled "Why are you laughing? I drink this stuff. It doesn't do any- Wait, why can't I move? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, VARMENT!?"

Teemo "I figured you would eventually find me down here. Took much longer than I expected though. To prepare, I put a special neurotoxin in that mushroom."

Kled "I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR GUTS OUT!"

Teemo "Yeah, I don't expect you're going to be doing anything for a while. After I take care of that noob you brought, I am going to ensure you don't do anything forever. Wait, where did he go? I guess you hired a coward. Ironic that you are going to die because of a-" "Get's hit by an unseen hook."

Pyke "Hmmm, you're right. It is hard for them to talk with a sharp object in their throat."

Teemo "Pulls the hook out and rolls backward." "Didn't see that coming. No matter, I can handle y- Wait, where did you go now?"

Pyke "Hush, rest now."

Teemo "Wha- "Explodes in a cross of water."

Kled "He's gone."

Pyke "Did I support right?"

Kled "Where did he go? Is he dead and off my property?"

Pyke "He's in the swimming city now. Come, I will carry you to aid."

Kled "I never need to be carried! But, seeing as how I can't move, you can help me back up."

Pyke "This place is growin' on me. Like a barnacle. On my ass."

nihow5556/12/2018, 6:15:28 AM3 votes

Due to spending tens of hours to acquire the opposite of what is intended with my stories and the bleak prospect that I feel from posting on sales because of its irregular posting, I will take time off story writing.

If you guys ever would like me to start writing stories again, just comment. I will always be around free champion rotation and will always be happy to write stories for you guys.

bloxiefox6/11/2018, 9:37:29 PM1 votes

Great, MORE Illaoi's on solo Q. [sg-janna]