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New free champion rotation: Ahri, Darius, Jinx and more!

Riot·6/30/2017, 3:47:50 AM·1 votes·26,694 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Ahri - the Nine-Tailed Fox
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Assassin
Anivia - the Cryophoenix
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Blitzcrank - the Great Steam Golem
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Darius - the Hand of Noxus
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Jarvan IV - the Exemplar of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Jayce - the Defender of Tomorrow
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Marksman
Jinx - the Loose Cannon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Nidalee - the Bestial Huntress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Sivir - the Battle Mistress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Zyra - Rise of the Thorns
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

27 Comments

King Dellron7/3/2017, 5:17:38 PM26 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: From Night Till Dawn

Over at a Corporate Meeting room:

DrMundo "And that how I manage to double price of SKT skins and make players think it their idea."

Lucian Gnar Nasus Braum Kled LeeSin Kayle "Clap clap clap."

Soraka "Bursts into room." "I MISSED IT?"

Nasus "Missed what?"

Soraka "Evidently you guys were all at each other's throats while I was away."

Braum "Huh?"

Soraka "The battle between order and chaos."

LeeSin "Oh right, that. That was years ago honey."

Soraka "But I, it, last week, nevermind. I just need to know, who won? Sona won't tell me. Evidently, her and everyone else who wasn't fighting was betting on who would win and she's salty that she lost."

Gnar "The story of who won is a long and complicated one. Sit a while and listen."

Braum "So there we were. Each one of us ready to kill other. If resolution wasn't found soon, both sides might destroy other."

Kled "Is that how you saw it. Because from my point of view I was about five minutes from wearing your entrails AS A NECKLACE!"

Nasus "As if. As soon as I killed pipsqueak over here, I was going to dunk you too."

Gnar "Killed me? You were begging for your life so that I didn't eat you."

Soraka "Anyways?"

Braum "There we were, when all of sudden. Omega Squad Teemo show up."

LeeSin "Yeah, but then he immediately got vaporized by the anime lasers."

Teemo "No I didn't!"

DrMundo "Who you be?"

Teemo "Omega Squad Teemo. YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT ME!"

DrMundo "Hmmmmm, okay. Me no remember him be that ugly."

Teemo "Well, I didn't get vaporized. I came to kill you all and take over my rightful place as leader of this company. But I saw you were already doing my job for me. So I just sat back and watched."

Kayle "Maybe in your delusional state. In reality you walked up. Said "Who's yelling that weeb crap?" Then got hit by the two lasers and launched into a nearby wall."

Teemo "Okay, maybe some of that is true. But when I came to, I realized you were killing each other and I decided to just watch you do it."

Kled "If yall are done being stupid. I will continue tellin the story. So this coward over here just backed into a corner and hid under his true ice shield."

Braum "Corporate Braum is no coward. I make tactical retreat to protect injured poros."

Kled "Tactical retreat is a term invented by cowards to make themselves feel better about being a COWARD! Since you became all boring for me and Skaarl. We looked at that big laser and had an idea."

Kayle "What the hell is Kled doing up in the rafters?"

Kled "I agree, this is one of the best eggs that that mind of ours has hatched. Now let me just tie this off. Then we can lower this here disco ball right into that laser."

Kled slowly lowers the disco toward the giant laser.

DrMundo "Uh oh, Corporate Mundo think things about go south."

"BLAM!"

Fizz "MY LEG!"

Kled "It was glorious. Lasers everywhere. People were dying, blood, screaming. I hadn't seen a more beautiful sight since the battle of helms deep."

Soraka "Hang on, why is there a dancing cow in a cow suit?"

Alistar "Gets funky."

Kled "Look, this is my flashback. If I want it to have a cow, dressed as a cow, disco dancing. THEN IT CAN HAVE IT! Great, now I lost my train of thought."

LeeSin "Well, after your disco ball scheme went way worse than I'm sure even you could have intended."

Kled "It was actually a little disappointing to be honest."

LeeSin "Even so, Nightbringer Yasuo and Dawnbringer Riven decided to get back to sword fighting. Then I kinda passed out."

Nasus "Well, I was still awake. Everyone was laying on the ground, injured. You, pipsqueak, as I was about to dunk you once and for all. You were begging me, not for mercy, it was far too late for that. All you wanted was a blanket. "I'm so cold." You kept saying to me. But I told you, if you want a blanket, you are going to have to-"

Gnar "Hang on, you were on the ground with the rest of us. Sobbing about how that stupid laser shot all of the stacks out of you."

Nasus "Oh, right. At least I wasn't wearing that stupid dunce cone, like some of us."

Lucian "Corporate Mundo made me do it. This company is important, but not as important as my secret project."

Braum "While angel and demon continue fight. Corporate Braum and poros realize what mistake he made and try help everyone with warm milk and cookies."

Kled "Wrong. I got my foot wrapped around the disco ball rope. As I was dangling there from the ceiling. I could see all you sissies laying on the ground bleeding and crying. Even you and your poros."

Braum "Even so. We all realize what mistake we make. We tearing company apart for nothing. And by unanimous decree, we vote to stop fighting and work together again."

Kled "Unanimous my ass."

Lucian "And that was it. No more fighting between us, one happy corporate family."

Soraka "But wait, who won?"

DrMundo "We did, young underling. Players buy so many stuffs. Skins, icons, boxes, other random garbage Corporate Mundo sell to them. We get mountains of cash."

Soraka "No, Nightbringer or Dawnbringer. WHICH ONE KILLED THE OTHER!"

Gnar "Oh, right. It was something, let me tell you. There they were, sword fighting. Their servants defeated. Both at the last of ounces their strength."

Riven "This ends, NOW!" "Stabs Nightbringer Yasuo in the chest."

Yasuo "Ugh! Kill me, it doesn't matter. I have already won. Look around you, any and all of your attempts to stop me have resulted in chaos. No matter what you do, you will only bring about more chaos."

Riven "But I, you, how?"

Gnar "That sick burn just absolutely blew her mind."

LeeSin "So much so that her head just exploded, right there."

Gnar "No it didn't, shut up, I'm telling her. Anyways. It seriously confused her. Which gave Yasuo the time he needed."

Yasuo "Don't ever turn your back on a demon." "Slices Dawnbringer Riven's head off."

Kled "Awesome!"

Gnar "Then like, her soul left her body and went up into the roof."

Kled "It passed right through me, felt weird."

Gnar "Then, even though we were indoors. It started raining like, blue angel juice. Which was kind of freaky. But I was too tired to care. As it happened, Nightbringer Yasuo looked kind of funny, almost sad."

Yasuo "So it is done, chaos reigns."

Kled "Hey buddy! shouldn't you be dead with that sword stickin' out of ya chest?"

Yasuo "I'm a demon, you didn't really think I had normal organs in here, did you?"

Gnar "Then he stood there for a while, stuck his sword into the ground and walked out."

DrMundo "It currently hanging in Corporate Mundo's office."

Soraka "Well, okay then. Thanks for finally telling me. You could have just led with that part and skipped all the rest though."

Teemo "They take as long as possible to do anything, it's part of the reason why I want to kill them."

LeeSin "Speaking of which, why aren't you trying to kill us?"

Teemo "Oh, my gun is still broken from the stupid weeb laser. I just came to say I left a few traps around the building to keep you busy till I'm back. I SHALL RETURN TO HAVE MY VENGENCE!" "Disappears."

(Special thanks to MrDerpMaster, for inspiring part of this episode.)

InklingsAreLegal7/3/2017, 6:09:44 PM15 votes

[7:03] Taliyah signals that she is missing. [7:03] Taliyah signals that she is missing. [7:04] Taliyah signals that she is missing. [7:05] Taliyah signals that she is missing. [7:07] Taliyah signals that she is missing. [7:07] Taliyah signals that she is missing. [7:08] Taliyah signals that she is missing.

twicee7/3/2017, 6:03:25 PM8 votes

Taliyah ??

TheKawaiiPikachu7/3/2017, 5:07:42 PM5 votes

Hell yeah ready for cancer games with blitz

ananke7/3/2017, 5:53:13 PM5 votes

oh my god it's the cancer rotation

Skarff147/3/2017, 10:15:25 PM4 votes

i want jhinnow

Matthewicee7/3/2017, 8:48:52 PM3 votes

When is zed coming?Zed

IAmRivennn7/3/2017, 10:19:06 PM3 votes

When will they be on the roation? Tonight or tomorrow?

HeyVsaucee7/3/2017, 10:55:34 PM3 votes

So they put Jinx again but not Taliyah orKled

IIlIIIIIlIIIII7/3/2017, 11:40:23 PM2 votes

When is zed coming? Zed

Sirhoodie7/3/2017, 10:37:10 PM2 votes

well WHOS READY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AgeOfTheMage7/4/2017, 12:55:41 AM2 votes

Blitzcrank Zyra guess who wont be supporting at all this week?

galaxygoats7/3/2017, 6:31:29 PM2 votes

Jinx again this quickly? xd

BabyNaix7/3/2017, 5:14:14 PM2 votes

Wasn't Jinx just on free rotation recently

IAmRivennn7/3/2017, 10:15:55 PM1 votes

Are they up yet?