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An official memo from the Dean of the Academy

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Official Academy Notification From the Office of the Dean




The following students are hereby suspended henceforth for poor attitudes, vandalism of school property, and violent behavior in addition to a multitude of heinous infractions too numerous to list. The degenerate students currently facing suspension are as follows:


Academy Ahri

Violations include: Sticking gum on the water fountain, texting in class, charming other students into completing her assignments, and blasting instructors with fox-fire.


Academy Darius

Violations include: Stuffing students into lockers, possession of dangerous weapons on school property, brawling, fighting, scuffling, fistacuffing, and dunking on fellow classmates during gym class.


Academy Ekko

Violations include: Illegal use of chemistry equipment, illegal use of Academy electronics, splitting time streams in order to skip class, and vandalism of Athletics Department property.


Academy Vladimir

Violations includes: Eating a student's lunch and creating an immense strain on our janitorial department after leaving pools of mysterious red liquid on school property.


As of this moment, these students are no longer welcome on Academy grounds for reasons pertaining to the above violations. However, if, out of some bizarre altruism, you're looking to help restore their status, their fines are 750 RP each, and you'll find them anyplace troublemakers frequent, including the League of Legends store.

Sincerely,
The Dean

762 Comments

Fòx901 votes

Vladimir Ahri Ekko must have taken a lot of AP classes....huehuehuehue.... I had to I'm sorry

Bitterbind94 votes

If Darius gets to college i bet he graduates a BA. ;P

TrollFan01166 votes

Darius is going to college silly. He has that sports scholarship.

BuildAProWrkShop149 votes

To think it took 1 1/2 years for zac to get his first skin and ekko is getting one next after a couple months.

AITR IM LOGN LWN45 votes

Ekko is a hunan bean

Vouloir Oublier21 votes

Kalista same ;-;

Bea There Soon214 votes

These skins weren't supposed to come out until a year from now but Ekko brought them back from the future

TrollFan01129 votes

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To think it took 1 1/2 years for zac to get his first skin and ekko is getting one next after a couple months.

Black skins matter

Blood Reaper488 votes

3:41 p.m. Detention Wing, Room B-5

Ahri Teacher I have question.

Ryze What is it.

Ahri How are these two young enough to be in school.

Ryze Well Darius is dumb as Nasus' Q and the school wants to win this year's basketball tournament.

Darius I like soap!

Ryze And that's uh who are you

Vladimir What? I'm here legally I'm 15 year old Adam Sandollar not a 30 year old man.

Ryze Good enough for me. Now quiet down Ms. Ahri.

Ahri Also-

Ryze Goooooooooooood can you ever stop talking.

Ahri where is Ekko

Ryze He's in the corner cleaning out the class pets cage and tank.

Ekko Wait so you guys are here because you were walking home drunk when a white van came out of no where and grab you guys.

Twitch Yep.

Nautilus That's pretty much the story.

Ekko And you guys can't leave.

Nautilus Yeah but there is one perk

Ekko What's that.

Fiora Mr. Ryze.

Twitch (gawking) That's the perk.

Ryze What is it.

Fiora I was wondering if you had any idea what that noise outside is.

Ryze Noise what noise.

Volibear (Smashes through window) Freeze Ryze your illegal item 3070 collecting and animal related beings abduction is over.

Ryze You'll never take me alive coppers I'm packing mana. (Run's away)

Volibear Trundle I'll get him you give these kids a valuable life lesson. (chases Ryze)

Trundle Ok uh [think trundle think] don't do soap kids, eat your minions, and get salty. Voli wait up.

Ahri This is so going on Lulagram.

Tohoko the Neko66 votes

That right there deserves a full blown fanfic!!! I love the effort and relative amount of research in champion relations put into this thing. It's a bit long but damn is it funny to read xD

I hope there's more to come in this train of thought. I'd really like to read more of it.

Blood Reaper23 votes

I've actually been doing skin stories since the sand guardian releases

Frodos Huna157 votes

Meanwhile, in the rival School for Demacian Justice... Lux Alright everyone, it's time to elect our new Student Council President! Garen Can't I just go practice Basketball? Darius Dunked me again, and I ain't taking none of that. Lux Ugh, fine. XinZhao Garen, I'm going to have to call the principal if you keep doing this. You have to attend if you want to keep your Varsity Jacket. Quinn Wait, if Garen can ditch can I go keep Valor company? Vayne I concur. Let's postpone this meeting. XinZhao Fine. Lux, you're president again. Shyvana Principal Jarvan isn't going to like this...

PT Waluigi65 votes

I NEED A PRINICPAL JARVAN SKIN, NOW!

inks234 votes

I'm kind of disappointed that there is no Shenpai Shen

The Cool Persian206 votes

Cheerleader Draven , Jock Draven , Nerd Draven , Draven DOES IT ALL WITH STYLE!

Anime9001162 votes

SCHOOL OF DRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEN Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven

ThePikeyPunster96 votes

OH GOD CHEERLEADERDraven MY EYES!!!

DemonPox161 votes

TahmKench >> ugly lunch lady.

Plainsrunner151 votes

Vlad got expelled for having his time of the month? This is why I need feminism.

PTS Solairee123 votes

So Vladimir , Ekko ,Ahri and Darius can have a classroom, but Graves can't have a cigar?

Ralanr36 votes

Did we not establish that he's too manly for a cigar?

Totalis97 votes

"Sticking gum on the water fountain, texting in class, charming other students into completing her assignments, and BLASTING INSTRUCTORS WITH FOX-FIRE." Jesus ahri, 0-100 real quick

Secretary Bird90 votes

generic complaint about not having a skin for a certain champ

lightdragoon8876 votes

Zac hasn't had a skin-oh wait...he did..and a chroma.

ZED!! Zed hasn't had anything since his release and- what? PROJECT Zed?

.......

YORICK!! Yorick hasn't had a skin in forever. Riot Plz.

Yeah...I think that covers it...right?

Laughing Fish54 votes

item 3070 Sion item 3070

HazamaDude42 votes

item 3070 Urgot item 3070 Bard item 3070 Lissandra item 3070

King Dellron89 votes

Ekko "Welcome to class, me, myself and i will be teaching today."

Ahri "Come on Ekko, this is detention. Not a teaching class."

Ekko "Just means i have a captive audience. Now i teach sciences. You see this diagram of a flux capacitor. The thing doesn't really work. I should know, i tried to make one."

Darius "NERD!!!!"

Ekko "I love time however, so i worked on a different one. I messed with the original, turns out it was close. It needed a lot of changes, and one major calculation. I finally got my answer. The secret was the number Forty Two."

Vladimir "What ever man. I am going to get on my phone. Hearthstone's new Grand Tournament is out."

Ekko "NO, OK NO. WE DO NOT PLAY THAT HERE! Get rid of that scrub game and play some magic."

Ahri "Oh, i used to play magic. I don't really remember how the colors work though."

Ekko "I will show you here. Let me draw the color wheel. All colors are connected, except for blue to green. As Simic decks are terrible, don't ever use them as long as you live."

Darius "MEGA NERD!!!!!!"

Ekko "At least i still deal damage. Ooohh, burn."

Darius "Come here and i will show you how much damage i deal with bloodrage."

Vladimir "Not to be a know it all, but its called Noxian might now, not bloodrage."

Darius "Ohh, i give up. You are all super geeks and nerds."

Vladimir "Man, mage is overpowered now. Poor paladin though, he lost everything."

Ekko "I SAID NO HE- Forget it, detention sucks."

Ahri "Lemma take a selfie."

supaguyboy60 votes

Heimerdinger Aha, 42, I knew it!

GenoXx58 votes

Amumu :Hey guys can I be apart of your skinline? I'm rea-- Ahri :Hey did you finish my homework loser? Amumu Ahh...uhh..not yet... Ahri Then no you can't. Get back to finishing those Essays. I have to have them done by tomarrow. Darius Finish my history assignment too throws papers in his face Amumu Ok... :( As Amumu sadly leaves, Ekko sticks his foot out to trip him, causing him to fall on his face. Ekko Hahaha! Did you get that Vlad? Vladimir Yep going on Fb right now.

Shaydys53 votes

Annie Burns the homework and Vlad's I-Phone Do it yourselves! Me and Ammumu are going to the Shadow Arcade. Any objections and I will tell all this to Mrs.Fiora and you'll be stuck serving lunches with TahmKench and you wouldn't like that now would you! Come on Ammumu.

Moral of the story: Don't bully others, especially if they're friends with powerful fire mages.

lightdragoon8856 votes

Heimerdinger Now...let get some new people into our school.

Velkoz Katarina Garen Ezreal

Heimerdinger Oh boy....

Ralanr104 votes

Garen as the hall monitor.

This is a highschool anime waiting to happen.

Arcanixx51 votes

hall monitor Blitzcrank I think you mean

Ralanr6 votes

Thought he'd be the technology guy in the school to be honest.

What else would Garen be?

AITR IM LOGN LWN26 votes

He's an athlete, but they kicked him off the team because the school bribes the referees to overlook Darius's fouling and Garen keeps trying to call the penalties for him.

WhoIsPepeSilvia103 votes

Um, clearly Velkoz would be the best hall monitor. He's all EYES on the situation, after all.

Eating Mushies15 votes

I vote Jax for hall monitor!

FF122436 votes

replace Velkoz with Lux and you got yourself two couples

DetaramE KiddinG116 votes

No replace Velkoz with Taric

BeepBeepImAJeep48 votes

No, replace Velkoz with Lux and replace
Katarina with Taric .

We all know who Lux truly desires :^)

Skiren39 votes

I'm very familiar with Lux and Katarina together, but Garen and Ezreal seems kinda iffy..

Nachõz46 votes

Academy Ahri Vs Velkoz Giggity.

Downtoearthman42 votes

Darius "Tunnel Snakes rule."

Fimora36 votes

More blood than a middle school's girls bathroom :v Vladimir

Tamuut30 votes

This seriously needs to be made into a series. I don't care if it's a comic, short story, animation, or even done in shadow puppets, it needs to be done!

True Depression20 votes

Chronosquad Zilean is Ekko 's private tutor GG

Diaki19 votes

generic comment on how rito is taking all of my money

Laughing Fish6 votes

I do not have enough money to keep up with all these greats skins!

https://data.whicdn.com/images/10446997/large.gif

DragonWalker41 votes

Pantheon should be the janitor Bard should be the nurse Gnar should be the school mascot Karthus should be the leader of the school band Singed should be the school chemist teacher Sion should be the principal

ΞXΘΔYA69 votes

nah Pantheon is the lunch dude (cuz he's a baker) Akali is the nurse and on that note cough cough Gnar yeah on board Karthus indeed Singed too true too true Sion "IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR EDUCATION?!?!" i have no regrets

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