An official memo from the Dean of the Academy

Riot·8/25/2015, 8:12:54 PM·5 votes·179,846 views

Official Academy Notification From the Office of the Dean




The following students are hereby suspended henceforth for poor attitudes, vandalism of school property, and violent behavior in addition to a multitude of heinous infractions too numerous to list. The degenerate students currently facing suspension are as follows:


Academy Ahri

Violations include: Sticking gum on the water fountain, texting in class, charming other students into completing her assignments, and blasting instructors with fox-fire.


Academy Darius

Violations include: Stuffing students into lockers, possession of dangerous weapons on school property, brawling, fighting, scuffling, fistacuffing, and dunking on fellow classmates during gym class.


Academy Ekko

Violations include: Illegal use of chemistry equipment, illegal use of Academy electronics, splitting time streams in order to skip class, and vandalism of Athletics Department property.


Academy Vladimir

Violations includes: Eating a student's lunch and creating an immense strain on our janitorial department after leaving pools of mysterious red liquid on school property.


As of this moment, these students are no longer welcome on Academy grounds for reasons pertaining to the above violations. However, if, out of some bizarre altruism, you're looking to help restore their status, their fines are 750 RP each, and you'll find them anyplace troublemakers frequent, including the League of Legends store.

Sincerely,
The Dean

762 Comments

Fòx8/27/2015, 6:10:58 PM901 votes

Vladimir Ahri Ekko must have taken a lot of AP classes....huehuehuehue.... I had to I'm sorry

Blood Reaper8/27/2015, 6:46:39 PM488 votes

3:41 p.m. Detention Wing, Room B-5

Ahri Teacher I have question.

Ryze What is it.

Ahri How are these two young enough to be in school.

Ryze Well Darius is dumb as Nasus' Q and the school wants to win this year's basketball tournament.

Darius I like soap!

Ryze And that's uh who are you

Vladimir What? I'm here legally I'm 15 year old Adam Sandollar not a 30 year old man.

Ryze Good enough for me. Now quiet down Ms. Ahri.

Ahri Also-

Ryze Goooooooooooood can you ever stop talking.

Ahri where is Ekko

Ryze He's in the corner cleaning out the class pets cage and tank.

Ekko Wait so you guys are here because you were walking home drunk when a white van came out of no where and grab you guys.

Twitch Yep.

Nautilus That's pretty much the story.

Ekko And you guys can't leave.

Nautilus Yeah but there is one perk

Ekko What's that.

Fiora Mr. Ryze.

Twitch (gawking) That's the perk.

Ryze What is it.

Fiora I was wondering if you had any idea what that noise outside is.

Ryze Noise what noise.

Volibear (Smashes through window) Freeze Ryze your illegal item 3070 collecting and animal related beings abduction is over.

Ryze You'll never take me alive coppers I'm packing mana. (Run's away)

Volibear Trundle I'll get him you give these kids a valuable life lesson. (chases Ryze)

Trundle Ok uh [think trundle think] don't do soap kids, eat your minions, and get salty. Voli wait up.

Ahri This is so going on Lulagram.

inks8/27/2015, 6:25:17 PM234 votes

I'm kind of disappointed that there is no Shenpai Shen

The Cool Persian8/27/2015, 6:23:08 PM206 votes

Cheerleader Draven , Jock Draven , Nerd Draven , Draven DOES IT ALL WITH STYLE!

DemonPox8/27/2015, 7:35:21 PM161 votes

TahmKench >> ugly lunch lady.

Plainsrunner8/27/2015, 6:47:42 PM151 votes

Vlad got expelled for having his time of the month? This is why I need feminism.

PTS Solairee8/27/2015, 6:14:22 PM123 votes

So Vladimir , Ekko ,Ahri and Darius can have a classroom, but Graves can't have a cigar?

Totalis8/27/2015, 8:11:35 PM97 votes

"Sticking gum on the water fountain, texting in class, charming other students into completing her assignments, and BLASTING INSTRUCTORS WITH FOX-FIRE." Jesus ahri, 0-100 real quick

Secretary Bird8/27/2015, 6:11:36 PM90 votes

generic complaint about not having a skin for a certain champ

King Dellron8/27/2015, 7:17:50 PM89 votes

Ekko "Welcome to class, me, myself and i will be teaching today."

Ahri "Come on Ekko, this is detention. Not a teaching class."

Ekko "Just means i have a captive audience. Now i teach sciences. You see this diagram of a flux capacitor. The thing doesn't really work. I should know, i tried to make one."

Darius "NERD!!!!"

Ekko "I love time however, so i worked on a different one. I messed with the original, turns out it was close. It needed a lot of changes, and one major calculation. I finally got my answer. The secret was the number Forty Two."

Vladimir "What ever man. I am going to get on my phone. Hearthstone's new Grand Tournament is out."

Ekko "NO, OK NO. WE DO NOT PLAY THAT HERE! Get rid of that scrub game and play some magic."

Ahri "Oh, i used to play magic. I don't really remember how the colors work though."

Ekko "I will show you here. Let me draw the color wheel. All colors are connected, except for blue to green. As Simic decks are terrible, don't ever use them as long as you live."

Darius "MEGA NERD!!!!!!"

Ekko "At least i still deal damage. Ooohh, burn."

Darius "Come here and i will show you how much damage i deal with bloodrage."

Vladimir "Not to be a know it all, but its called Noxian might now, not bloodrage."

Darius "Ohh, i give up. You are all super geeks and nerds."

Vladimir "Man, mage is overpowered now. Poor paladin though, he lost everything."

Ekko "I SAID NO HE- Forget it, detention sucks."

Ahri "Lemma take a selfie."

GenoXx8/27/2015, 6:23:22 PM58 votes

Amumu :Hey guys can I be apart of your skinline? I'm rea-- Ahri :Hey did you finish my homework loser? Amumu Ahh...uhh..not yet... Ahri Then no you can't. Get back to finishing those Essays. I have to have them done by tomarrow. Darius Finish my history assignment too throws papers in his face Amumu Ok... :( As Amumu sadly leaves, Ekko sticks his foot out to trip him, causing him to fall on his face. Ekko Hahaha! Did you get that Vlad? Vladimir Yep going on Fb right now.

lightdragoon888/27/2015, 6:05:07 PM56 votes

Heimerdinger Now...let get some new people into our school.

Velkoz Katarina Garen Ezreal

Heimerdinger Oh boy....

Nachõz8/27/2015, 6:31:45 PM46 votes

Academy Ahri Vs Velkoz Giggity.

Downtoearthman8/27/2015, 9:20:19 PM42 votes

Darius "Tunnel Snakes rule."

Fimora8/27/2015, 7:38:12 PM36 votes

More blood than a middle school's girls bathroom :v Vladimir

Tamuut8/27/2015, 7:36:43 PM30 votes

This seriously needs to be made into a series. I don't care if it's a comic, short story, animation, or even done in shadow puppets, it needs to be done!

True Depression8/27/2015, 7:26:25 PM20 votes

Chronosquad Zilean is Ekko 's private tutor GG

Diaki8/27/2015, 6:19:05 PM19 votes

generic comment on how rito is taking all of my money

Laughing Fish8/27/2015, 6:20:52 PM6 votes

I do not have enough money to keep up with all these greats skins!

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