New free champion rotation: Ashe, Fizz, Hecarim and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: A bunch of Corporate Monkey Buisness.

"Ah, it feels so good to finally have the place back to ourselves."

"And to not have to cook every meal for everyone."

"Time to rest and enjoy the peace."

"Why hello there, please excuse us popping in. But we would like to hire you for a great hunt. If you are inter-"

"NO RITO! NO RITO, PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

"Jeez dude, no need to act like that."

"GO AWAY! IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS. IT HAS TO WAIT UNTIL, AT LEAST, NEXT WEEK! GOT IT?"

"Alright, we can just go gather supplies for new armor and such. Let's see, I need five Stag Foot Beatles. Why do I need Beatles for armor? Anyone got any idea on where to find these things?"

"I think that one bush out in the middle of the Desert sometimes spawns them."

"Well, looks like it is going to take me, at least, a week to get new armor. Let's go guys."

Meanwhile:

"Nami, I think I may have messed up. They don't seem happy about the removal of the launch sales on 1350 skins."

"I wonder why, maybe it's because those things are horribly overpriced?"

"It got worse with the High Noon Jhin bundle price. They are rioting. They even got Riot Squad Singed to join in, and he is hard to find."

"Uh oh, some of them broke through."

"That's right we did!

"Now, Radiant Wukong, Lunar Wraith Caitlyn and most of all you, High Noon Jhin. I am sure that there is a peaceful solution to all of this."

"Yeah, you bring back the release sales on us 1350 skins and all will be well."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, anything else?"

"Sorry, but no. I guess you will just have to face my greatest creation. PUPPY MONKEY BABY!"

"NO PLEASE STOP IT!"

"PUPPY MONKEY BABY!"

"IT'S HORRIBLE!"

"PUPPY! MONKEY! BABY!"

"I AM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR WEEKS! Also, I have a strange craving for Mountain Dew."

"Alright, this may be taking things a little too far. That creature is seriously freaking me out."

"IT LICKED MY FACE, I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE. WHO KNOWS WHAT IT'S POISONOUS SALIVA WILL DO TO ME!" "Freaks out and manages to throw Puppy Monkey Baby out one of the windows."

"Quick, get me a line to the guy in charge of lore. Yeah, I have an idea for the Lunar Revel. Mhmm, make Wukong and Cait enemies. The players will love it. It may take a few minutes to take effect? Got ya."

"You know, I am really disappointed in the lack of killing going on. I will be over here if anyone needs to be shot."

"You guys need to calm down, this isn't all bad. I mean, you still go on sale in four to six months."

"If my sale isn't in exactly four months, I am going to be so annoyed. As I do love the number four so much."

"Yeah, well, I am a legacy skin. SO I DON'T GET THAT LUXURY, AS I WON'T BE AVAILABLE IN THAT TIME!!!!"

"Need to distract longer. HEY YOU, BRASS MONKEY!!!"

"DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT, I AM GOLDEN, NOT BRASS."

"BRASS MONEKY! YOU FUNKY MONKEY!"

"I, AM, GOLDEN. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ALL THE KIDS IN SCHOOL WHO TEASED ME LIKE THAT." "Sobs"

"Oh, shut up you big baby."

"Why you gotta be so rude. Wait a minute, why am I working with you. I am supposed to be fighting you."

"Not if I ult you first!" "Shoots."

"Bronze mistake, you ulted my clone. Prepare to get reported for feeding Wukong!"

"Looks like I need backup, LUNAR WRAITH MORGANA!"

"DARK BINDING!"

"Missed! Wow Cait, can't even 1v1 me. But I can't fight a 1v2 in here. Catch me if you can!" "Jumps out window."

"Watch it! Those windows cost a fortune."

"YOU CAN'T RUN FROM US!" "Jumps through two more windows."

"Sigh." "How about you High Noon Jhin, you gonna break another window instead of going through one of the open holes?"

"No. My Grenades bounce four times, so I will break four windows." "Throws grenade, breaking four windows and jumping out the last."

"I don't care what anybody else says. My new way of doing sales is the best. And I am always right, so that is all."

Two queens of the Freljord Two creatures of the shadow isles Two lane bully Yordles Two old supports with a ton of cc and two little balls of "Fuck you" (Looking at you, and )

The day has come... Satan has arrived in the free champion rotation

Why rito why

Another review

1. EVERYTHING SLOWS BE CAREFUL
2. .....Really riot.....really?
3. Has some cool skins but i dont know how to use him :(
4. Pullout game too strong
5. Ok. (i want to main this guy)
6. MORE SLOWS ;-;
7. Won't this be fun :3
8. Half of the league community will not play this week
9. holy crap that smile....i love it!
10. Can't kilean the zilean :3

Size doesn't mean everything! Hut, 2, 3, 4! Yes, sir! Don't understand the power of the scout's code! <3 –

Teemo is your best creation peeps!

omg why is my main free this week -_- I'm never going to get her unless I'm first pick :(((((((((

Hey riot, This is a suggestion but why not combine the most impactful champs played during the week from the LCS? sometimes people want to try builds and champs of their favourite LSC Pro played.

Inb4 a bunch of people thinking they're gbm are gonna spam mid

fizz in my ashe

AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, TIME TO PLAY AS THE BATTLEPONY :D

umm yea.. top and mid r screwed

I feel like is free atleast once or twice a month lol

does riot want our keyboards to be broken? like people are going to break there keyboard as fizz from pressing e q to much so if you could just delet him from the game thatd be great.

pls ekko free pls pls pls ekko very nice ekko im love you im love lol game (love) pls thx for reading

I just got Fizz on the 5th and now he's free

the pony express is open for carries

pls ekko pls free next week pls im love lol game pls pls and firoa pls

and free next week pls pls pls and thx

and zed free pls next week im haet zed im so nice zed pls so op

1. free plz next week plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

When is Jihn gunna be free to play? CMON RITO WTH