New free champion rotation: Galio, Morgana, Fizz and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Order Versus Chaos
An epic clash of two opposites continues. With the Corporates taking either side, heaven or hell, light or darkness, order or chaos.
"All of this is wasted effort. You know you can't beat me. Surrender now and I shall make your death swift, demon."
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
"AAAHHHHH!!!!"
"Charges Nightbringer Yasuo."
"Whoa there, looks like someone's getting angry."
"It's time to finally settle this, pipsqueak."
"You're on the wrong side this time. The boss is so going to fire you and all the others who joined that angel of death.
"Not going to happen, because you will all be dead. Order will rule and I will take over both the free rotation and the sales. It will be glorious. Champions will go free on a set schedule. Never again will we have chaos. With champions like Taliyah going well over a year without a second free week."
"You fool. If it's predictable, players will never buy new champions. Since they know when everything is free, they can wait. Eventually, they shall all grow bored of the free rotation. And if they grow bored of the free rotation, they grow bored of League."
"What, I just kinda tune you out when you talk."
"I HATE YOU!"
"Goes Mega."
"Oh sh-"
"Gets slammed on."
"ONCE I GET THROUGH THIS SHIELD, I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES, COOK EM UP WITH A NICE GARLIC AIOLI AND FEED EM TO SKAARL!"
"One does not simply get through Braum's shield."
"Hehehe, one does not simply. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SURVIVE MY ONSLAUGHT!"
"Poros, your papa requires assistance."
"Help!"
"For order!"
"Uh oh."
"Gets eaten by Skaarl."
"Brother!"
"Avenge him!"
"Kill!"
"YEAH, KEEP COMING. MY LIZARD HASN'T EATEN ALL DAY. AND NEITHER HAS MY BEAR TRAP!"
"What say you and me leave this fight and go get a drink?"
"Maybe in your dreams, you womanizing piece of garbage."
"Oh come on, I'm not all that bad. I'll throw you a few buffs if you date me."
"And then you will nerf me into the ground when I break up with you because you cheated on me. I've seen you do this too many times. It's so chaotic. I have been trying for so long to bring peace and order to League. Now I understand why I can't. It's because it's being corrupted from the inside. All of you must perish, then I can bring balance."
"Wow, you really drank the kool-aid on this one. How about you forget all that angelic wrath junk and come on over to the dark side. We have brownies."
"Yeah well, my side has something much better. ANGELIC FLAMING SWORDS!"
"Slashes at Corporate Lee Sin."
"Oh dear Rito, you're actually serious about wanting to kill me. I mean, a lot of women want to, but most wouldn't actually do it."
"Guess I'm not like most women."
"Thrusts at Corporate Lee Sin."
"It's time for you to retire boss."
"Me have to disagree."
"Don't you see the direction we are heading. League could take over the world. It could last forever. But with the way you are taking it. It will die years from now. You have gotten too greedy."
"Corporate Mundo had thought. With way me live life, me probably be dead long before League. So, me live la vida loca and leave problems for future replacement."
"Well, the future is now, and I'm your replacement."
"Wait! You hurt Corporate Mundo even little bit, and me fire you."
"Fire me? THAT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER ONCE I KILL YOU!"
"But, me also tell everyone about super secret project."
"You wouldn't."
"Corporate Mundo do anything to not kick bucket. Me has secret underling ready to reveal all if Corporate Mundo die."
"You can't! If it was revealed before I'm ready, the whole thing would be ruined."
"Then you go sit in corner and think about what has done."
"But, I, you, we. "sigh." Right away boss."
"Why can't you just understand. What you're doing is wrong. We have been at this for an eternity and still, you fight for evil."
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."
"You would destroy everything. FOR WHAT?"
"Us clashing, the raw chaos. That is what created everything you now fight to protect. Without me, there would be nothing."
"Well, now I will turn you into nothing."
"I'd like to see that."
"KAME!"
"HAME!"
"HA!!!!!!!!"
**Two beams of pure energy, light and darkness, collide. They are of equal strength, pulsating with unimaginable power. Back and forth, back and forth. Neither one can overtake the other. But how long can this go on? Who will win in the end? **
**It is up to you. **
Collect tokens, wear icons and win games. You must buy as much from the store as possible. Steal your mom's credit card, rob a bank, extort your neighbors. Whatever you have to do to afford more points. Your side must win. You must spend every dime you have. Otherwise, how can you call yourself a true believer? Because in the end, all that really matters is that you won.

The floor is 
OOOh, Galio. Been thinking of buying him, but now I get to try him out free this week.
Fizz...well, fml.
The OG AP carry
HAHA.. no.
Honestly, f*ck this rework. 2 stronk.
Go outside
= GG
Rengar's evil fraternal twin
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The hunt is on
akali needs a new skin, riot ;)

I just got this guy dammit!
