Champion and skin sale: 07.28 - 07.31

So Firefox Ahri is coming in August?

(No lightdragoon story, nows my chance. He is weak and i can take over. Quick, think of something funny. uhhh, uhhh. BARD, yes. everyone thinks bard is a joke.)

"Darned players aren't buying enough Bilgewater stuff. Oh i know, who do they hate to play against the most? Teemo, lee sin, darius, tryndamere? Sounds good. Lets put some of them on sale. That will teach them to not buy bilgewater stuff."

"Isn't it counter productive to make the players angry about the sales?"

"NO NAMI! Listen to me, i am Corporate Nasus and i know whats best. You will understand one day when you are older."

"Fair lady Rek'sai jumping in. I have to say, you have done a fine job here Corporate Nasus. Glad at least one of our employees isn't on our, wish we could fire list. I am going to need you to go to Bilgewater with everyone though."

"Hmmm, can i get payed overtime?"

"But of course, not only that but we will also pay for the whole trip and anywhere you eat. Feel free to browse the finest food available."

"My fair lady, i have brought you the head of that guy who made a map of your home. Please accept this offering and take me back."

"Nuh uhhh, no love triangles in my office, get out Cho."

"HEY, YOU GET AWAY FROM MY GIRL. SHE WANTS ME, GENTLEMAN SKARNER, NOT YOU, GENTLEMAN CHO'GATH"

"I SAID NO LOVE TRIANGLES!!!!"

"♬♬♬♬"

"OH, WHAT IS HE DOING HERE. IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!"

(Oh no, lightdragoon's power is stronger than i thought. It is already returning. I can only get this story out in his absence. Back to the free rotation i gooooooooooooooo)

AW HELL NAW, DELLRON FEAR NOT DRAGOON IT IS I, THAT ONE GUY THAT RHYMES BUT HASN'T BEEN AT A SALE FOR A WHILE Uh, now what? Story time, kids . Whispers Ahaha yes, that'll distract people long enough for lightdragoon to reclaim his throne

A Flaw in the Code Part 8 Come one, come all. Summoners please hear. The truth about Riot is finally clear But first to understand, realize, comprehend I must say the beginning, the middle, then end

Inside that house, the group found it hard To take in the big golden musical bard Jax, Garen and Yasuo were there too And Yasuo said what he thought they should do

But before he began one of the three said “Why do you five champs not want us three dead?” This time it was Jax who spoke up to say “Because of you three and the lore that you made”

Whatever you write in our lore becomes true That’s why the evil champs all want to kill you Champs from Zaun, Noxus and Bilgewater feel The urge to plunder, murder and steal

“We’re from places of good and justice, you see? We strive for balance and hope to succeed But us eight are alone because of those fiends Ryze captured our friends by dastardly means

We barely escaped, now we’re all that’s left Now to restore what’s normal, we all face a test” And so they went out, to blaze a new trial My friend, I will see you nest Summoner’s Sale

Hey Riot..."Restore what's normal" on a completely unrelated note, how bout that new HUD?

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/champion-and-skin-sale-0717-0720 aaand here's the last part of the story

Hello everyone. I am taking a break today. I will have a one shot (that I am currently making changes and improvement on) ready on Thursday and then will begin the next story on Monday.

So until then....ummm....bye.

KNOCK KNOCK? WHO'S THERE? NOC NOC WHO? NOCTURNE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW

No Hecarim?? Ive been waiting all month

Has anybody ever seen cottontail teemo go on sale...ever? Because since the time i started playing this game (season 2), i havnt seen the skin go on sale once :|

Riot Please Put a Tahm Kench on sale PLEASE

i thought jayce was going to be on sale D= i have rp waiting for like a month.....

Why can these come out on monday not tuesday

looks like noc is the one thing I do not have this sell

I GOT 5322 RP I DO MISTERY BOX TRADE TRUST ME OR NOT YOU GO FIRST. GOT SCAMED 3 TIME. I WILL GIFT ANYTHING UNDER 975 RP . ADD ME !

umm, muay thai still 975rp in league of legend NA! some problem?

I GOT 5846 RP I DO TRADE MISTERY BOX OR ANY SKINS UNDER 975 RP I GOT SCAMMED 4 TIMES SO YOU GO FIRST TRUST ME OR NOT I DID THIS WITH ALOT OF PEOPLE ADD ME FAST BEFOR MY RP IS GONE ANY SKINS UNDER 975 OR CHAMPIONS ! PS:i want kalista if someone give me it I will give something more :)

When is the maokai skin?

July almost gone,and I never see the Goalkeeper maokai skin out for half price.why?

So the July sales post said would be on sale. Looking at all the champion sales that happened this month, she never was. :( I was looking forward to picking her up. I thought Riot would be on top of things like that.

So far no SHURIMA! gg rito, gg

I bought Panda Teemo plz forgive me