New free champion rotation: Vayne, Lulu, Braum and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Time to make an impact
"RAWR!!!!!!"
"Uh oh. WHERE IS GUARD GARGOYLE! CORPORATE MUNDO NEED HIS GUARD GARGOYLE. GIANT MONSTER WANT EAT HIM FOR STACKS."
"He's right here sir. A little dusty, but you can hardly tell with his ugly gray and gold coloring. Just gotta press this button to wake him."
"A guardian is always prepared."
"Good good, now save Corporate Mundo."
"I shall show him an assault from above."
"Whats that? You are trying to stop me. Sorry, but I have one thousand stacks. Nothing can stop me."
"Well I can. You see, I built full magic resist. Your pathetic abilities are going to be use- Is that a Titanic Hydra?"
"Infinite health stacking baby. Too bad your shield doesn't heal much against burst damage. Otherwise, you might survive my true damage."
"Takes a bite out of Galio's head."
"Ow! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"MY TEETH! YOU BROKE MY TEETH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT CORPORATE MUNDO LIKE THIS? YOU STUPID ROCK!"
"Punts Galio away."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Flys off into distance."
"HEY, YOU GET BACK. CORPORATE MUNDO NO SAY YOU GET BREAK!"
Somewhere over yonder:
"And in this sacred pool, children. Is pure Demacium, it is the essence of everything we are about. One day, when you are ready to become a warrior of Demacia. You will dip your weapons and armor in the pool. They will come out looking just like something ripped straight out of Warcraft. Then you will be a true Demacian."
"What happens if you dip a person in it?"
"How do you think I was born? Hahahahaha!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Lands in the pool of Demacium."
"What in Demacia?"
"Go now, move along, nothing to see here."
"But the pool, there is a disturbance in the Demacium."
"No there not, you mistaken. But me hear Ahri just get pentakill way over there."
"DIE ACCURSED VILLAIN!"
"Runs to find Ahri."
"Come on, time to get out of magic pool."
"Flys out." "I came to chew bubblegum and kick butt, and I'm all out of butt."
"Oooh, so shiny, so gold. Much more expensive than old Gargoyle."
"I wish mountains had fists, that would be a good fight."
"Oh no, it's retarded."
Back at the Corporate Office:
"come now, big dumb rock."
"I fought a house once. I'm pretty sure I won."
"HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW? Just get in closet."
"Opens closet door."
"AAAAAAHHHHH, WHY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOCK FIRST?"
"I WAS HIDING! RATATATAT!"
"Fight me small warrior person!"
"Wait, stop. Writer underling, why is rat attacking rock?"
"He's my pet, Guard Rat Twitch. Twitch! Stop! Bad rat. Go back to your bed!"
"Ahhhh, fine."
"Me thought rat was secretary?"
"He is both my Guard and my secretary. I don't really like people okay. Besides, he keeps me pretty safe and gets me cheese. It's a sweet deal."
"Well, Corporate Mundo finally approve new Galio lore. Get write."
"Wait, that thing is Galio?"
"My middle name is Justice, Galio Justice Justice"
"Unfortunately."
"He's so pretty and majestic now. I made a couple lore drafts, in preparation for this moment. I was thinking maybe he was like, made to be a butler. But then-"
"Hahaha, majestic! Is that what I'm supposed to be?"
"Cho'Gath ate brain and now he has the mental retardations. Even more so than Corporate Mundo's jungler. Need new lore that make him stupid."
"Alrighty then. Maybe I can add Lux, get some beauty and the beast type thing in there."
"No, Corporate Mundo not want anyone to sleep with giant rock."
"Awwww, you're no fun. Fine, but I am still going to teach him beast's dance. By the way, how come all the new reworked tanks look the same. They all have broad shoulders, huge abs and a deep voice. Not that I'm complaining, but don't you think there should be a little variety?"
"Corporate Mundo no have to answer questions he no want to."
"Alright, I guess I'll get to work on writing that new lore then."
"Stares at Corporate Jinx, waiting for the new lore."
"Well, go on. I can't write anything with your creepy ass standing there like that."
"Alright, me go try buy gag to shut new Galio up."
"Hehehe, I like buying person things"
"Sigh." "At least new Galio actually have personality, unlike old boring gray rock."
Why is Yasuo on free so often?
Where's Varus?
Oh boy,
!
when yasuo is free - to play - BAN him in draft ...xd
zac: hope you brought cleanse and soom good reaction speed kiddo yasou:man i hope my galio lands a five man ult vladimir: he can be a hemomancer but graves cant have a cigar? vayne: stacking health wont save you from my true damage udyr: you messin with the dyr? THE GOD DYR?! lulu:all this machine gun lulu and still no mafia skin? jayce: so i heard you liked playing top lane braum: wheres my pringles sponsorship dammit?! ashe: im going to feed then carry late game because your team stops focusing me anivia:Were going to build a wall, and make the red team pay for it.
First
I love the idea that Braum, Ashe, and Anivia will likely be seen on the same team a lot this week.
Thank you riot
Welp time to stop playing top lane for a week...[zombie-nunu-tears] and adc cause vayne... and i'll get some dumb "MACHINE GUN LULU MID OR FEED"[slayer-jinx-unamused] on my team... and I cant support cause vayne. Zac jungle is actually decent... ILL DO IT! [zombie-brand-mindblown]
Ok.
:)
YES Zac and Anvia free this week. Time for some Kindred ults
No, Corporate Mundo not want anyone to sleep with giant rock." the way mundo said it made it so much better
My favorite color is spring
my favorite color is green
Yasuo free? feelsbadman

ur boi brau*[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]* m is bak
:)
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[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
y u make
u get them out the starters chest
Yasuo's free? Expect the instalockers [slayer-jinx-unamused]
No, Corporate Mundo not want anyone to sleep with giant rock." the way mundo said it made it so much better