#A Corporate Matter
Episode: Corporate Beast Hunter unite Freedom Tri Ultimate G.
"Sir, you remember those hunters that showed up here two weeks ago?"
"Yeah, the ones that I screamed at to get out and not come back anytime soon."
"Yeah, they are back."
"It's ah me ah, Beast Hunter Draven. Here to recruit you for our quest."
"I got my new full Loch Ness Cho'Gath armor and weapon set and am ready to rumble."
"We, had, to, kill seventeen of them to get what she needed. SEVENTEEN! AND THE STUPID THING ONLY LIVES UNDERWATER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING THAT WAS. WE HAD ALMOST ALL THE PARTS SHE NEEDED AFTER KILLING SIX OF THEM. BUT IN ORDER TO FINISH HER HELMET WE NEEDED ONE CREST, AND THE DARN THING ONLY HAS A FIVE PERCENT CHANCE OF DROPPING ONE. I DIDN'T EVEN NEED ANY OF THE PARTS FROM THE THING, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops, I got so mad I accidently ulted."
"Why do you guys even want me for this?"
"You're a Felyne, makes it so much easier to kill big things like the one we are hunting if there is a Felyne on the team."
"No, I am not a cat or whatever you called me. I take offense to that, I am a Yordle."
"Are you furry?"
"Yeah?"
"Are you little?"
"Yes, I am. And no, I am not going to make a short joke here."
Can you speak English?"
"What do you think?"
"Well then, you are close enough. The Beast shouldn't be able to tell the difference. But, do you happen to have a stick with like, a paw on the end?"
"No, but I have a Phonerang and a briefcase."
"That will work."
"What about speaking Japanese? We might end up on the frontier and they only speak Japanese there."
"はい、私は日本語を話します。これらは、奇妙な質問です。さて、私の読者の以来のほとんどが英語以外の何も話すことはありません。私はここで第四壁を破るために余裕があります。あなたが本当に行う場合は日本語を話します。そしてこんにちは、喜んではここであなたを持っています。あなただけを使用している場合、プログラムを翻訳： 那麼，讓我們希望這不會出來作為一個語無倫次的一塌糊塗。看到你在評論部分。"
"I didn't know you spoke Japanese, boss."
"Yeah, league is launching in Japan, so as with all other countries that play league, we have to learn their native language. Because those who work on league are expected to know everything about it and be able to answer any questions about it. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMEPLAY, SO STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING THAT CORPORATE LEE SIN DOES WITH XIN!!!!!"
"あなたやあなたのゲストのいずれかがお茶のスポットの世話をしませんか？私は蜂蜜ジンジャーレモンを作り、それを共有したいと思います。"
"No! Just because I speak other languages doesn't mean I want to. So English only in this office, from now on."
"Well, what's the point of having a tea brewing Tophat if no one ever wants any?"
"Tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice."
"How could someone with a fellow British accent say something so horrible. Are you sure it's real and you're not just faking it?"
"So, I have waited long enough for this hunt. I want to use my Greatsword, let's get going."
"You still haven't even given me a reason as to why I should help you guys."
"Well, you a cut of the gold for killing this thing. A few thousand if I remember correctly. Also, some killer beast parts and other items."
"T-t-that much money. I'm with Beast Hunter Tryndamere, why haven't we left yet?"
"We can go right now. Oh, and by the way, I need you to say Nya at the end of every time you talk. Otherwise, the Beast might see through your ruse."
Some time later:
"So, what are we hunting exactly? Nya."
"The mighty Pink Rathivana. She is a much tougher beast than the standard green one."
"But before we hunt, we must feast. Grab some food everyone."
"OMOMAGHAOMAOMAAGHAHGH, SLURP, OIMOMOAMOAMOMOAHG!!!!!!!"
"Dear Rito, I have never seen someone eat so disgustingly fast before. Nya!"
"You should eat, you will be much weaker if you don't."
"Not too sure about that, I got the stupid mining bonus, I am only there to kill, not mine."
"Yeah, after seeing you guys eat I am not so hungry anymore, let's just go. Nya."
"OFF TO THE SHIP WE GO. Wait, you gotta join the quest, good. Now get over here, I can't start until you stand right here. Almost, there, wait, now you moved, come back. Perfect!"
One loading screen later:
"Now we just need to find the Beast, this shouldn't take long. It will probably be in the hot part of the desert, so don't forget to drink your cool drinks."
"Wait, was I supposed to bring something to drink? Nya."
"Well, you are going to lose health rapidly while in the hot parts, so let's hope that this thing doesn't take too long to find."
Twenty minutes later:
"So, thirsty, no health left. Nya......"
"THERE IT IS, THE WYVERN!!!"
"ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wyvern? I thought she was a dragon. Nya."
"Not this again, A Wyvern has only two normal legs and then two more limbs, often times wings. While a dragon usually has four full legs and then its wings on its back."
"So there isn't a dragon champion in league. Who knew. No matter, I am going to kill this thing, no matter what its called. DIE YOU STUPID THING, NYA!!!!!"
"WAIT, YOU HAVE NO HEALTH LEFT YOU ARE JUST GOING TO-"
"Tail swipe."
"Faints."
A Minute Later:
"Huh, what happened? Why am being carted away by a bunch of cats? OW! WHY DID YOU GUYS JUST THROW ME OFF! Oh never mind. I am just going to go gather stuff. Let the other guys take care of the beast."
Some other abstract amount of time later:
"And now, the hunter stalks his prey. Some lowly plant-eating dinosaur. Will make good steak. Wait, why is it running? What was that noise? Big shadow, scary shadow. NYA!!!!!"
"ROAR!!!!!" "Fire breath."
"Faints."
"Poor unlucky guy, Rathivana landed right on top of him. Well, back to killing the thing."
I have run out of things to say here time later:
"Alright, I am back. Time to finish off this Wyvern. Nya."
"We have almost beaten it, it limped back here. Just stand back and let us finish the job."
"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"Transforms back to human form."
"Hmmm, well it looks like my rage has run out. Guess I am defenseless now."
"Wait, you are actually a human?"
"Half and half. I turn into a Beast when I get really mad. But after a while, I just turn back to normal. Like all the others of my species."
"I guess we have never let one live long enough to see that. Well, I can't kill something that's human."
"I guess we just have to go then, I ate some Rathivana meat before, does this make me a cannibal?"
"Things are getting weird, I am going to just stand over here by the water. Nya."
"Dive tackles out of the water."
"Goes flying."
"OH COME ON, WHY IS THERE TWO BEASTS. NYA."
"NOW YOU COME OUT OF THE WATER LOCH NESS CHO'GATH. HOW ABOUT THE OTHER SEVENTEEN TIMES. NO, YOU STAY UNDER THEN, BUT NOW THAT WE DON'T NEED TO KILL YOU ANYMORE YOU MAKE IT EASY FOR US!!!!"
"At least this one didn't knock me out instantly. The other hunters won't kill you Rathivana. But I will, I WANT THE GOLD NYA!"
"Achoo!"
"Faints."
"Oh come on, sorry! Why does this always happen. I keep telling people to get out of the way when I sneeze, but they only think I am joking. Now I have killed this poor fool."
Time later:
"Huh, what happened? Nya."
"Oh, you fainted three times. Which means we lost the quest."
"Yeah, you went down fast. In retrospect, maybe I should have given you one of these masks that make you much tougher. Maybe."
"So, I faint and everyone loses. That's a lot of Pressure. Did we, at least, get some gold? Nya."
"No, we actually lost gold."
"I hate this, nya."
"You can go back to where you came from now. I have a new quest for just the three of us. Remember that elder dragon we killed a while back."
"Yeah, Ao Shin was its name."
"Well, it had a child. It's known as Aurelion Sol. Want to go kill that thing too?"
"That thing sounds a little tough, but why not. TO KILL EVERYTHING AWESOME AND COOL!!!"
"Doooo doooo, CALENDAR GIRL! Yeeeah sweet-"
Clenching his stomach "What the hell did you just call me? A.... FROG?!?!??!"
"WHAT THE-"
"Stay back!"
"No. Move old..... thing!"
"Now, STAY OUT OF MY WAY!"
"RED ALERT!!! INTRUDER DETECTED!!!"
"I don't believe that will be necessary, friends."
"What is taking him so long?!"
"Be patient! I am sure he is taking his time to digest the fact that you're still alive."
YOLO....oh wait....he doesn't
Basically a walking ignite
Her burst is the main reason I main tanks
Hey look! the new champion
Passive aggression on LSD
His ult is the best example of "sliding into DMs"
The 9 Year snare has arrived
+
Garen and 
Ashe are free? It says they are for me... O.o
said to me. Can you help me grab 
Kog'Maw ^-^/
needs to be in the rotation
