New free champion rotation: Corki, Illaoi, Lissandra and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 43
"Mhmm, this is a really good Elixir."
"Thanks, I mix mixed it myself."
"It does have a bit of an odd flavor. You know, I am starting to feel a bit woozy. Say, what did you put in this drink."
"Made specially for you. Stirred, not shaken."
"Singed, you will... I am so going to-"
"Passes out."
A while later:
"Ughhhh, AWWWWW! ALRIGHT VEL'KOZBY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME. COME ON OUT, I KNOW ITS YOU."
"Welcome, we are the Griefers of lol. We are the reason you can report for assisting the enemy team. Whether it's feeding allies to the enemy team. or simply knocking enemies halfway across the map when they are about to die. We make everyone rage."
"So, why have you kidnapped me?"
"We have taken you as a sacrifice. We shall offer you up to appease the all mighty Dunkgod."
"Darius? But he doesn't have anything to do with you guys."
"No, Master Yi. He is pro as heck. No one makes people rage like he does."
"What did I do to deserve this."
"Oh, it was my idea. You see, I HAVEN'T BEEN FREE SINCE JUNE 26 2012. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS LIKE!!!!!"
"Hey, you have been reworked now, you can be free at any time. Now poor Yorick, he will be lucky to be reworked in 2017. You should feel sorry for him and his chances of being free. Besides, I might have made you free this week. But I forgot to make Illaoi free last week and we can't have too many of your role free at the same time."
"You are a greedy little rat, now you shall pay."
"Well, that was rather rude. How about I just go Mega and we get this over with."
"Sorry, but no. We upgraded Blitzcrank, he is keeping you perma-silenced."
"Just get it over with then."
"Alright, time to start the summoning ritual. Kalista, if you would be so kind?"
"Oh great and powerful Dunkgod, we summon thee. In order to get your attention, we offer this first blood as a summoning ritual."
"So, you are going to kill me before I even get to see him."
"No, you are here to give him stacks when he arrives. We have Zilackee for the first blood."
"Please, I don't know what I am doing here. I only-"
"REND!!!!!!!"
"AWWWWWWWGH!!!"
"Dies."













"NOOBLORD! NOOBLORD!! NOOBLORD!!! NOOBLORD!!!! NOOBLORD!!!!! NOOBLORD!!!!!!"
"What the heck, we gave first blood. Oh my Rito Zilackee, you freaking nooblord. Now I will have to carry my team once again."
"But first, I need you to bind with me."
"Great, now I have the spooky shadows. Which look really sweet."
"Oh Dunkgod, we are so glad you are here. See that guy over there, Corporate Gnar, he is on a killing spree."
"Shutdown gold!!!!!!"
"I suggest you run."
"Alright, I'M RUNNIN'!!!"
"I have almost caught up to you. Prepare to feed the Dunker."
"What's that? You are in danger and need me to ult, well alright."
"That is not what I wanted, why have you done this to me. It doesn't matter, I can fling myself toward him anyways."
"PILLAR!!!"
"Wait, you guys are saving me, but I am your enemy."
"I thought I already explained this to you, we save the enemies and troll our allies."
"Nothing can outrun me, I have moby boots."
"Maybe not outrun, but he can fly faster than you."
"Headbutts Corporate Gnar."
"Let's keep you airborne, FLING HAHAHA!!!"
"Have a knockback."
"You guys are making me angry, I will catch him."
"Not if I have anything to say about it. ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!"
"I hope you guys realize that you are almost doing as much damage to me as Master Yi would."
"Let me give you a little tackle."
"Ooof!"
"And now, time for a home run. AWWWWWWW!!!!"
"Knocks Corporate Gnar way up into the sky."
"REMEMBER TO ROLL!!!!"
"Now I must use my ultimate to catch him. But it does not matter, as killing him will reset it."
"Hey furry one, let me ult you and then you will be safe from him. DEMACIA!!!!"
"OUCH! Seriously, you guys are going to kill me before he does."
"Alpha Strike! You fool, now you have trapped him in this arena with I. It will be a good meal for me."
"What? You want me to heal you, well alright."
"No, I said a meal for me, not to heal me. Don't you dare ult him aw- Never mind."
"Thanks for getting me outta there, Janna."
"You take this arena down right now, Jarvan."
"I'm helping."
"Ok, times up, now y-"
"Come on buddy, we are getting outta here."
"NO!! YOU TROLL, I SHALL KILL CORPORATE GNAR."
"Spits himself out."
"Trapped in a dead end room, this wasn't a smart idea."
"Let me just wall you in there a while."
"Ughhh, if only I could attack allies."
"Paces back and forth like an impatient Sith with a double Lightsaber."
"Well, the wall is going down and I have nowhere to run. Tell my wife that I am not married and she is some liar who wants all my stuff."
"DIE YOU COWARD!!!!"
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Wait, I'm not dead, his attacks aren't killing me."
"You're welcome."
"AGHRGARGAHGAHAG, YOU DIE WHEN THIS RUNS OUT, IN THREE, TWO ONE. NOW!!!!!"
"Yoink!"
"I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU BLITZ, BUT YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF WAYS TO MOVE HIM. SO NOW IT-"
"Gets hit by extra long Bard ult."
"You sit there for a while."
"I am so reporting all you Rude Dudes after this game. Because you are all a bunch of little. Censored."
"Wow, it was just a prank bro, Chill."
"Did Zilean know it was just a prank?"
"Continues being Dead."
"Uhhh, guys. Do you think we might have possibly gone too far on this prank?"

"YOU ALL ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF ZILACKEE."
"Hey, where is Captain Volibear?"
"He heard Zilean died, so he is off having some sort of celebration."
"I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ACTUALLY GONNA DIE. HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND."
"Sobs uncontrollably."
"Hahahaha, got ya. It was a prank all along."
"What kind of sick person would make their best friend think that they had died. And then put it on YouTube, all for a prank."
"Wait, who put it on YouTube?"
"Oh, did I not tell you about that? Baby's got 7 million hits."
"Hahaha, can't killean the zil-"

"DIE ZOMBIE DIE!!!!!!!!!"
"HOLY DEMACIAN JUSTICE, HE WASN'T DEAD!!!!!!"
"No, he is pretty dead now, look. Nothing happens when I stab him again."
"Faints."
"Alright, I wanna go home now. My everywhere aches."
"Fine, Bard can set you up a Magical Journey. Then I can ult you the rest of the way back."
"Sounds painful, but if it gets me back. Just be careful not to knock out any of my bones. Soraka can fix any broken ones in an instant, but growing them back."
"♫♫♫♫"
"WHOA!!!!!!!!"
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Brace yourself
Kiddies trying to do pro plays with
are coming
Let's make popcorn
mains...stupid life-stealing, jungle trolls...
I like
as a lane partner though, and I really wanna try her out. Thanks Riot!
And is it just me, or was
made for the assassin/fighter mains who hate
? Cuz
has a tendancy in games (for me at least) to be an obnoxious troll who loves to press Q
X
= Oh my...
No!!!!!!!!!!! The Zed free week means no one will want me in teambuilder ;-; I has skin now though ;-;
This is going to be a bad week for top lane

QUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINALYYYYYYY
Illaoi being in the rotation
Ahahahaha, fuck you Riot. With a cactus, up the ass. Cause that's what it's like laning against her. I'd rather lane against Riven, Fiora, or Darius.
YAS FINALLY QUINN IS HERE 
" we have a zed! how my tornado will take him"
"I'm Jarvan, I'm helping" one of the best uses I've ever seen of that XD
Poppy is still not on rotation? Her re-work has been out for about a week already Riot.......... How can I test out her rework if she isn't on rotation : /
......I've noticed this trend since starting the game in July. I think there is definitely room for improvement in this area .