New free champion rotation: Corki, Illaoi, Lissandra and more!

Riot·Dec 11, 2015·2 votes·34,437 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Corki - the Daring Bombardier

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Illaoi - the Kraken Priestess

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Lissandra - the Ice Witch

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Morgana - Fallen Angel

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Quinn - Demacia's Wings

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Fighter

Singed - the Mad Chemist

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Fighter

Skarner - the Crystal Vanguard

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Taric - the Gem Knight

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Fighter

Warwick - the Blood Hunter

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Zed - the Master of Shadows

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Fighter

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

101 Comments

King DellronDec 14, 201538 votes

A Corporate Matter: Episode 43

Gnar "Mhmm, this is a really good Elixir."

Singed "Thanks, I mix mixed it myself."

Gnar "It does have a bit of an odd flavor. You know, I am starting to feel a bit woozy. Say, what did you put in this drink."

Singed "Made specially for you. Stirred, not shaken."

Gnar "Singed, you will... I am so going to-" "Passes out."

A while later:

Gnar "Ughhhh, AWWWWW! ALRIGHT VEL'KOZBY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME. COME ON OUT, I KNOW ITS YOU."

Poppy "Welcome, we are the Griefers of lol. We are the reason you can report for assisting the enemy team. Whether it's feeding allies to the enemy team. or simply knocking enemies halfway across the map when they are about to die. We make everyone rage."

Gnar "So, why have you kidnapped me?"

Poppy "We have taken you as a sacrifice. We shall offer you up to appease the all mighty Dunkgod."

Gnar "Darius? But he doesn't have anything to do with you guys."

Poppy "No, Master Yi. He is pro as heck. No one makes people rage like he does."

Gnar "What did I do to deserve this."

Poppy "Oh, it was my idea. You see, I HAVEN'T BEEN FREE SINCE JUNE 26 2012. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS LIKE!!!!!"

Gnar "Hey, you have been reworked now, you can be free at any time. Now poor Yorick, he will be lucky to be reworked in 2017. You should feel sorry for him and his chances of being free. Besides, I might have made you free this week. But I forgot to make Illaoi free last week and we can't have too many of your role free at the same time."

Poppy "You are a greedy little rat, now you shall pay."

Gnar "Well, that was rather rude. How about I just go Mega and we get this over with."

Poppy "Sorry, but no. We upgraded Blitzcrank, he is keeping you perma-silenced."

Gnar "Just get it over with then."

Poppy "Alright, time to start the summoning ritual. Kalista, if you would be so kind?"

Kalista "Oh great and powerful Dunkgod, we summon thee. In order to get your attention, we offer this first blood as a summoning ritual."

Gnar "So, you are going to kill me before I even get to see him."

Poppy "No, you are here to give him stacks when he arrives. We have Zilackee for the first blood."

Zilean "Please, I don't know what I am doing here. I only-"

Kalista "REND!!!!!!!"

Zilean "AWWWWWWWGH!!!" "Dies."

Alistar Anivia Bard Blitzcrank Janna JarvanIV Kalista Kindred LeeSin Poppy Singed Trundle TahmKench Vayne "NOOBLORD! NOOBLORD!! NOOBLORD!!! NOOBLORD!!!! NOOBLORD!!!!! NOOBLORD!!!!!!"

MasterYi "What the heck, we gave first blood. Oh my Rito Zilackee, you freaking nooblord. Now I will have to carry my team once again."

Kalista "But first, I need you to bind with me."

MasterYi "Great, now I have the spooky shadows. Which look really sweet."

Alistar "Oh Dunkgod, we are so glad you are here. See that guy over there, Corporate Gnar, he is on a killing spree."

MasterYi "Shutdown gold!!!!!!"

Poppy "I suggest you run."

Gnar "Alright, I'M RUNNIN'!!!"

MasterYi "I have almost caught up to you. Prepare to feed the Dunker."

Kalista "What's that? You are in danger and need me to ult, well alright."

MasterYi "That is not what I wanted, why have you done this to me. It doesn't matter, I can fling myself toward him anyways."

Trundle "PILLAR!!!"

Gnar "Wait, you guys are saving me, but I am your enemy."

Poppy "I thought I already explained this to you, we save the enemies and troll our allies."

MasterYi "Nothing can outrun me, I have moby boots."

Alistar "Maybe not outrun, but he can fly faster than you." "Headbutts Corporate Gnar."

Singed "Let's keep you airborne, FLING HAHAHA!!!"

Vayne "Have a knockback."

MasterYi "You guys are making me angry, I will catch him."

LeeSin "Not if I have anything to say about it. ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!"

Gnar "I hope you guys realize that you are almost doing as much damage to me as Master Yi would."

Poppy "Let me give you a little tackle."

Gnar "Ooof!"

Poppy "And now, time for a home run. AWWWWWWW!!!!" "Knocks Corporate Gnar way up into the sky."

Poppy "REMEMBER TO ROLL!!!!"

MasterYi "Now I must use my ultimate to catch him. But it does not matter, as killing him will reset it."

JarvanIV "Hey furry one, let me ult you and then you will be safe from him. DEMACIA!!!!"

Gnar "OUCH! Seriously, you guys are going to kill me before he does."

MasterYi "Alpha Strike! You fool, now you have trapped him in this arena with I. It will be a good meal for me."

Janna "What? You want me to heal you, well alright."

MasterYi "No, I said a meal for me, not to heal me. Don't you dare ult him aw- Never mind."

Gnar "Thanks for getting me outta there, Janna."

MasterYi "You take this arena down right now, Jarvan."

JarvanIV "I'm helping."

MasterYi "Ok, times up, now y-"

TahmKench "Come on buddy, we are getting outta here."

MasterYi "NO!! YOU TROLL, I SHALL KILL CORPORATE GNAR." "Spits himself out."

Gnar "Trapped in a dead end room, this wasn't a smart idea."

Anivia "Let me just wall you in there a while."

MasterYi "Ughhh, if only I could attack allies." "Paces back and forth like an impatient Sith with a double Lightsaber."

Gnar "Well, the wall is going down and I have nowhere to run. Tell my wife that I am not married and she is some liar who wants all my stuff."

MasterYi "DIE YOU COWARD!!!!"

Gnar "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Wait, I'm not dead, his attacks aren't killing me."

Kindred "You're welcome."

MasterYi "AGHRGARGAHGAHAG, YOU DIE WHEN THIS RUNS OUT, IN THREE, TWO ONE. NOW!!!!!"

Blitzcrank "Yoink!"

MasterYi "I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU BLITZ, BUT YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF WAYS TO MOVE HIM. SO NOW IT-" "Gets hit by extra long Bard ult."

Poppy "You sit there for a while."

MasterYi "I am so reporting all you Rude Dudes after this game. Because you are all a bunch of little. ~~Censored.~~"

Poppy "Wow, it was just a prank bro, Chill."

Gnar "Did Zilean know it was just a prank?"

Zilean "Continues being Dead."

Poppy "Uhhh, guys. Do you think we might have possibly gone too far on this prank?"

Caitlyn "YOU ALL ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF ZILACKEE."

Gnar "Hey, where is Captain Volibear?"

Caitlyn "He heard Zilean died, so he is off having some sort of celebration."

Vayne "I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ACTUALLY GONNA DIE. HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND." "Sobs uncontrollably."

Zilean "Hahahaha, got ya. It was a prank all along."

Gnar "What kind of sick person would make their best friend think that they had died. And then put it on YouTube, all for a prank."

Poppy "Wait, who put it on YouTube?"

Gnar "Oh, did I not tell you about that? Baby's got 7 million hits."

Zilean "Hahaha, can't killean the zil-"

Pantheon Jinx "DIE ZOMBIE DIE!!!!!!!!!"

Gnar "HOLY DEMACIAN JUSTICE, HE WASN'T DEAD!!!!!!"

Pantheon "No, he is pretty dead now, look. Nothing happens when I stab him again."

Vayne "Faints."

Gnar "Alright, I wanna go home now. My everywhere aches."

Poppy "Fine, Bard can set you up a Magical Journey. Then I can ult you the rest of the way back."

Gnar "Sounds painful, but if it gets me back. Just be careful not to knock out any of my bones. Soraka can fix any broken ones in an instant, but growing them back."

Bard "♫♫♫♫"

Gnar "WHOA!!!!!!!!"

NA KirshiDec 14, 20154 votes

Amazing as always good sir

stormlordzeusDec 14, 20151 votes

Nooblord? I don't get it, but otherwise it was great.

King DellronDec 16, 20152 votes

It's a reference to the pro as heck guide to Master Yi.

Here's a link to it.

I suggest watching it, its a part of league history and you might get a few more of the jokes.

RvpwnsDec 14, 20154 votes

Beyond the Void: Episode 1

The setting is right after the intro to Rek'sai video. If you haven't seen it... here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcB-FreSnG8

In the courtyard of Shurima:

Azir "There is still hope my friends, I will find this destructive monster and bring it to justice!"

All of the sand soldiers sigh

Azir "I know, you don't trust me after my huge failure last time.. but I assure you that I will fix everything this time around."

_Azir looks at Sivir and Renketon, who are resting on the golden lawn chairs of Shurima. Renekton is reading Runterra Times and the top story news title is “Yet Another Hostage Soul Crisis”. The picture is a sketch of a terrifying figure with a shiny green lantern. _

Azir “Oh stop already with the silent treatment!”

Renekton “We are not reacting because of your sudden obsession with sand. I mean we all are surrounded by it, but COME ON! We all know that you will get nowhere with this.. army"

Azir "Pssshhhhht! What are you talking about? Don't underestimate the power of your new emperor!"

Renekton "I hate you. This is something we can't keep ignoring, Azir. I want to rule all alone, you are getting in my way!"

Renekton stands up and reveals that he was sharpening his weapon instead of reading the newspaper.

Azir ”Let me make it real simple for you then..."

_Azir summons a soldier two soldiers on both sides of Renekton. The soldiers start to stab Renketon, only making holes in his armor, but slowly getting close to his reptilian skin with each stab. Renekton spins with his weapon around, trying to kill the soldiers, but it doesn’t work. Azir than points his right hand at Renekton and then clenches his fist. The two soldiers slide even closer to Renketon and both red- tipped spears could be seen on both sides of his hip. _

Renekton Dying "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU... you fool! You have started a war... my... my brother will kill you!"

_Azir walks around the nearly dead Renekton. _

Azir "Ah, do I look like a fool to you? I exiled Nasus a week ago. You would have known, but you were too busy sleeping like a pitiful baby. There is no hope for you, Renekton. Goodbye."

Azir walks Renekton tries to speak but starts choking on his own blood and falls into an eternal sleep

In the main hall of Shurima:

Azir "How do you think that went? And please be honest... I hate liars."

Sivir "You know how feel about this behavior, Azir. I do think this will start a war, maybe not now, but sooner or later."

Azir "Oh boo hoo! You suck! Have some sense of humor! I thought I was going to die right then and there since Renekton has never lost a face- off."

Sivir "Maybe he did that on purpose. Actually, that is most likely what he did since there was no resistance from him."

Azir "Blah, blah, BLAH! You bore me... Tell ya what! If you can get this Shaco I keep hearing about to entertain me along with Corporate Gnar, I'll spare your life."

Sivir lifts her circular weapon

Azir "Really? Fine. I can play this game too."

Azir sits on his throne and raises his right hand, summoning two very strong soldiers. Then he swipes his hand and they seize Sivir. She fights them, but they keep respawning. Thirty minutes of intense combat pass, Sivir is now too tired to fight any more. Two new soldiers seize her and take her to the cells of Shurima.

Azir Sighs. Then jolts upright in his throne after hearing a squeaky sound. He sighs again. "What do you want?"

Twitch "Sir, we don't have much time on our hands. A war is about to come to our front doors, a war that neither the great powers of Noxus or Demacia can win."

Azir "Does this have anything to do with the monstrous creature that is rumored to be eating my merchants?"

Twitch "Yes, sir."

Azir "Very well. However, I still need Shaco. And now that you bring up this war, I need to meet with Corporate Gnar as soon as possible."

Twitch "I will do my best to bring them here."

Starts to sneak back under ground

Azir "WAIT! Come here, don't forget your red cloth!"

Twitch takes the red cloth and all the sudden stands upright and his eyes become red.

Azir "Do you comply?"

Twitch Smiles "Yes I do, your majesty"

Approximately 48 km west of Shurima:

The purple monster drops the dead man on the ground

Velkoz "You have proven yourself worthy. Not only have you brought us a sacrifice, but also a very big chance to reclaim what was rightfully ours, the great land of SHURIMA!.”

RekSai "I am not your servant. Order me again, and I will slit all of your tentacles!”

The purple monster digs a burrow and rushes away

honorspellDec 14, 20152 votes

normally i dislike trolling, but the victim was a yi. i hope Udyr is next.

JC KametaroDec 15, 20152 votes

"fix any broken ones in an instant, but growing them back" is it just me or is that from Harry Potter?

King DellronDec 16, 20152 votes

It isn't just you my friend.

SwaggbeansDec 16, 20151 votes

This story irked me so much. Not that it wasn't great, but I know I've saved so many enemies with a few of these champions and it's bringing back bad memories. item 3151

horoscopes94Dec 14, 20159 votes

[deleted]

lightdragoon88Dec 14, 20158 votes

Rammus Not Ok.

King DellronDec 14, 20156 votes

So, all comments got downvoted, except this one. Which got over 6 upvotes. Rito, you gots to do something about this here spamin. Some poor fool is gon' click it and get himself a virus.

PaffWasTakenDec 15, 20157 votes

Brace yourself Kiddies trying to do pro plays with Zed are coming Let's make popcorn

Sonicblaster33Dec 16, 20151 votes

Faker Senpai, give me the strength to do the dankest of MLG plays this weak with Zed

lightdragoon88Dec 14, 20153 votes

Illaoi X Taric = Oh my...

powned5Dec 14, 20152 votes

Get outta here. Go on now git. Kappa

WitchKing007Dec 14, 20153 votes

Warwick mains...stupid life-stealing, jungle trolls... I like Illaoi as a lane partner though, and I really wanna try her out. Thanks Riot!

And is it just me, or was Zed made for the assassin/fighter mains who hate MasterYi ? Cuz has a tendancy in games (for me at least) to be an obnoxious troll who loves to press Q

PaffWasTakenDec 15, 20152 votes

Warwick mains aren't all trolls. Most of them are just people who knows he always been the best all-around jungler since... well, since League of Legends exist.

WitchKing007Dec 15, 20152 votes

Alright I agree, Warwick is a great jungler. I just have a friend who likes to use him A LOT. And he LOVES that life-steal...

BigBlackZacDec 14, 20152 votes

This is going to be a bad week for top lane Quinn Illaoi

Sonicblaster33Dec 16, 20151 votes

Please. I can beat both of them easily as Shyvana . No one can stop the Dragon.

MidnightYKDec 14, 20152 votes

"I'm Jarvan, I'm helping" one of the best uses I've ever seen of that XD

Lkjfdsay1Dec 15, 20151 votes

I AM JARVAN.I AM HELPING. an ally has been slain. Double kill.

MidnightYKDec 19, 20151 votes

{quoted}

I AM JARVAN.I AM HELPING. an ally has been slain. Double kill.

tripple killl QUADRA kill PENTA KILLLLLLLL AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN (by themself cuz they feel bad for your stupidity) XD

CosmicToastDec 14, 20152 votes

QUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINALYYYYYYY

Lkjfdsay1Dec 15, 20151 votes

ZEEEEEEEED FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNAAAAAALLLLLLLLLY

PaffWasTakenDec 15, 20153 votes

Always fun to see players trying Zed for the first time, it will be even more fun since he is worthless in the current meta

ExtviaDec 15, 20152 votes

Illaoi being in the rotation

Ahahahaha, fuck you Riot. With a cactus, up the ass. Cause that's what it's like laning against her. I'd rather lane against Riven, Fiora, or Darius.

Vincent LuciusDec 15, 20153 votes

Try Nasus and stack Armor and health. Kill the tentacles with Q for free stacks.

DefectivDetectivDec 15, 20152 votes

Gnar also counters her really really well, he can take out her tentacles from afar and either jump away when she ults or smash her into a wall.

XxRavenStarxXDec 15, 20152 votes

YAS FINALLY QUINN IS HERE Quinn

WolfgangHawkDec 16, 20151 votes

same

ProdiiDec 15, 20152 votes

Yasuo " we have a zed! how my tornado will take him"

Hardstuck G4Dec 15, 20152 votes

No!!!!!!!!!!! The Zed free week means no one will want me in teambuilder ;-; I has skin now though ;-;

AnihakuDec 14, 20151 votes

Poppy is still not on rotation? Her re-work has been out for about a week already Riot.......... How can I test out her rework if she isn't on rotation : /

......I've noticed this trend since starting the game in July. I think there is definitely room for improvement in this area .

Ace1243Dec 14, 20157 votes

poppy is 450 ip so you should have her ;-;

AnihakuDec 14, 20154 votes

There are some summoners who like to test out a champion before purchasing them regardless of the cost of said champ (me)..........Isn't that the point of rotational champs? O.o

Faith BreakerDec 14, 201510 votes

Poppy has been out forever, and Riot has told us for over a year they were reworking her. You've had all the time in the world, and with her being on the cheapest Tier of IP champs, you have no reason not to buy her. Get over it. You're spoiled.

AnihakuDec 14, 20152 votes

If I had been around that long I might agree with you on that.

Also....how have I had all the time in the world to try her new rework when it just came out?

Faith BreakerDec 14, 20157 votes

She costs 450 IP. Just stop. Stop.

AnihakuDec 14, 20152 votes

This is true and its my own fault for not wanting to burn my last refund on her in the event that I don't like her.

SwollwonderDec 14, 20154 votes

You would refund 450 ip which you can literally get back in about 5 to 6 games..

AnihakuDec 14, 20153 votes

I main ARAM so I don't like purchasing a champ without testing it out first. My champ pool is designed around ARAM currently.

SwollwonderDec 14, 20153 votes

I main ARAM...

well that explains a lot

If you main ARAM why do you even care what champions you own its all random anyway

AnihakuDec 15, 20152 votes

Random based off of your champion pool + the rotational champs. It actually does matter what your champion pool is because there are several champions who perform extremely well on ARAM and others who don't. I still have quite a few that aren't the best for ARAM....... but I know there are summoners who have accounts specifically geared towards ARAM for this reason.