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New free champion rotation: Blitzcrank, Gragas, Kalista and more!

Riot·4/23/2016, 12:13:25 AM·1 votes·33,492 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Blitzcrank - the Great Steam Golem

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Fighter

Gragas - the Rabble Rouser

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Mage

Kalista - the Spear of Vengeance

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Kassadin - the Void Walker

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Mage

Lulu - the Fae Sorceress

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Mage

Orianna - the Lady of Clockwork

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Sion - The Undead Juggernaut

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Fighter

Sivir - the Battle Mistress

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Skarner - the Crystal Vanguard

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Tahm Kench - the River King

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Tank

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

58 Comments

King Dellron4/25/2016, 5:07:57 PM57 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Beauty is in the eye of the Taric. And in his abs, and hair, and face, and everything else.

Taric "Gems gems on the wall, who is the most fabulous of them all?"

item 1027 "It is a star dragon by the name of Aurelion Sol."

Taric "I will not stand for this! How can I be the most fabulous?"

item 1027 "Well, for starters. That armor is sooo 2009. Try a different version, more flowing fabric. And you got those abs, honey, use em, let em show."

Taric "My armor, is that all?"

item 1027 "That ugly mop you call hair. You look like a woman from the 80's who wears leopard print."

Taric "Alright, any idea on what to replace it with?"

item 1027 "Well, since you only let me read old romance novels. I have concluded that Fabio is the hottest man alive. And his hair has about 67% to do with that, so here is a picture."

Taric "Anything else?"

item 1027 "Well, you can't pull off the hammer like poppy can. So may I suggest a three-pronged mace. Maces are all the rage over on the shadow isles, and I think they are headed here next."

Taric "Looks functional, and stylish."

item 1027 "That shield, nuh uh. No more of that. Big clunky and ugly. Now, just add a few floating gems and voila. Girrrrrrl, you are hotter than Infernal Diana getting freaky with Leona. You are definitely the most fabulous thing in the universe."

Taric "GEMS!"

Down in the lounge:

Gnar "Why do places like these only serve muffins for breakfast? Where is the Bacon? WHAT TYPE OF BREAKFAST IS THS?"

Taric "My apologies, I shall try and have that issue rectified as soon as possible. Wouldn't want to have any unhappy guests." "Gives a million dollar smile."

Gnar "Something seems different about you? More charismatic, much nicer."

Soraka "Not to mention freaking hot."

Taric "I have decided to change myself, for the better. I only hope that I improve the atmosphere for all those around me."

Leona "Oh Taric, you are so beautiful. MARRY ME!"

Soraka "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TARIC! IF YOU WOULD TOUCH ME I THINK I MIGHT DIE!"

Taric "Ladies please, control yourselves. I am flattered, but my heart already desires for one. And now, with these looks, it will be ez."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo feel strange sensation in places."

Gnar "Taric, you are making me question a lot of things."

Taric "Why didn't I do this a long time ago. Now even the Yordles are into me. I can't believ-"

AurelionSol "ROARRRRRR!" "Crashes through wall."

Taric "Really, couldn't you just use the door? This is a Targon hotel, we have a big enough door for you."

AurelionSol "It's more dramatic this way. I heard that someone claims that they are more fabulous than I. Well, I came here to eat you and prove that isn't true. So get ready an- Dear Rito, he's gorgeous. Forget all that, you win, there is no beating your beauty."

Taric "Sparkles." "Crosses star dragons off of a list, right under Yordles."

AurelionSol "Well, while I'm here. Mind if I join you guys for breakfast?"

A few minutes later:

Gnar "This is really awkward. He takes up half the room and his stars keep getting dangerously close to me. Isn't it dangerous to keep those around? Couldn't they just expand and swallow the whole planet at any moment?"

Soraka "He seems to have pretty good control of them. Besides, letting him eat with us is the least we could do after what the Targonians did to him."

AurelionSol "So when Sion says: I must be sated, I never thought he was talking about devourer. But this one, he went full on hit build with sated devourer. Kinda reminded me of the way old Sion used to be. Poor guy couldn't get near me though, Rylai's too strong."

Taric "Your stories sure are entertaining aurel. By the way, any idea why there is such a strong breeze in here?"

AurelionSol "Oh sorry, that's me. As a hobby, I am a bit of a Wind Whistler. Sometimes I forget I am doing it."

Gnar "So boss, what are we doing for the Targon event."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo not sure. Be honest, me not even completely sure there is event for Targon. Just silly stories that upset all players."

Gnar "As long as I get paid, I don't really care. I am still getting paid for this, right? RIGHT?"

Taric Soraka DrMundo AurelionSol item 1027 Leona "Hahahahahahahaha, oh Corporate Gnar."

Gnar "What, why is everyone laughing? Why is there a freeze frame? Please stop, this isn't an old sitcom."

PaKuLiEr4/25/2016, 9:14:18 PM20 votes

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Denten4/25/2016, 5:08:05 PM8 votes

Blitzcrank guess i wont be playing adc this week.

Shamelesshug4/25/2016, 5:18:12 PM7 votes

Oh Blitzcrank Orianna :-: I ship it

ToaDistraxx4/25/2016, 8:27:54 PM6 votes

The Void Show: Episode 2: Teemo (LANGUAGE WARNING)

Sion "THIS IS AS FAR AS I GO" Amumu "Thanks Mecha Sion, that was helpful." Sion "INSERT OBLIGITORY YOUR WELCOME MESSAGE HERE" Amumu "..Okay..?" Malzahar "So are we at this "Teemo" now?" Amumu "Almost, we just gotta take the Unbench Express." "The What?" TahmKench "Call me king, call me demon, water forgets the name of the drowned." Amumu "Hey Kench, we need to get to Teemo." "Child, why would you want to go to Teemo?" Amumu "Uhhh... well..." Malzahar "To sacrifice it to The Void!" "Oh. Well, that's a hunger, and I need to help you please it. Now get in my belly." "What?" TahmKench "Child, this is the fastest way to Teemo, so just get in." "Alright. Fine. Is it free or no?" "Child, I have no hunger for gold, only to please my customers." Malzahar "Oh. Amumu, you coming?" Amumu "Yeah." ults LATER.. "This is as far as I go. stupid fucking ult" "So.. how much farther?" Amumu "At least another episode. But we can just cut the travel out and put another 'LATER..'." "Lets just do that." LATER (again).. Amumu "Alright we're here!" Teemo "hello." Malzahar "..." Teemo "what? did you expect me to be a place?" "Yeah.. kinda." Teemo "whatever. why are you here?" "To.. uh..." Amumu "To sacrifice you." Teemo "great! I hate my life anyway so just get on with it." After a really weird scene.. "Well that was easy." Amumu "Yeah, I expected it to be hard and having to convince him." Malzahar "Yeah whatever." "So how the fuck do I get back to the Void?" Amumu "I dunno. I'm gonna go over here and cry." Sion "YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE THE PAI- I MEAN HYPE TRAIN" "Oh. I forgot. Wait how did you get here?" Sion "I CAN TURN INTO A TRAIN, I CAN GO FAST" "I'm just gonna pretend that made sense." Sion "ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!" MEANWHILE BACK IN THE VOID.. Chogath "What the fuck is taking Malz so long?" Khazix "I don't know, and I don't really care." Chogath "Shut up Kha." KogMaw trumpet sounds "HEY IM BACK FROM EATING AGAIN" Chogath Khazix "No one cares." MEANWHILE (and later!).. Sion "THIS THE PLACE?" Malzahar "Yep, thanks Mecha Sion." Sion "THAT IS THE SECOND TIME SOMEONE HAS SAID THAT, ITS A LITTLE ANNOYING" "Oh. Sorry." Sion "HA HA. JUST KIDDING, ROBOTS DONT GET ANNOYED" "Are you fucking serious" Sion "OH SHIT, I SHOULD GO" uses new W "FUCK YOU." Sion ults "FUCK. Whatever I'm just gonna go back to the void." A LITTLE WHILE LATER.. Chogath "MALZ WHAT THE FUCK TOOK SO LONG." Malzahar "Trains and Catfish." Chogath Khazix KogMaw "The fuck?" "I'll tell you the story later. I got a sacrifice at least." Teemo "hi" Chogath "OH MY GOD IT'S STILL ALIVE!" ults Khazix KogMaw "CHO!" Chogath "Did I eat the sacrifice again?" Khazix "Yes, yes you did." Chogath "Sorry." Khazix groans "Whatever."

TO BE CONTINUED..

biubiubiub01234/25/2016, 5:40:52 PM4 votes

TahmKench free?!!!I guess i'll be eating everyone

benotronic4/25/2016, 6:25:45 PM2 votes

looks like im not playing top lane this week TahmKench Sion skarner is just meh

Sonicblaster334/26/2016, 1:02:45 PM2 votes

Sion ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!

bill844/25/2016, 10:21:26 PM2 votes

When Tahm and Kalista are both free in the same week.

YaJpTpOg4C4/25/2016, 8:55:52 PM2 votes

Looks like I'm not playing Support this week

Noxian General4/28/2016, 4:20:50 PM1 votes

overreacting everyone isn't that diffacult or easy summoner 30 Kassadin

Sheeporoth4/25/2016, 10:11:11 PM1 votes

The Kench has been Unbenched TahmKench

WitchKing0074/26/2016, 12:19:26 AM1 votes

Sion CHOO CHOO!

OuijaBored4/26/2016, 1:45:59 AM1 votes

Time for all the kalista Taric plays >D

Rose Deci4/26/2016, 2:25:12 AM1 votes

Kalista, tahm and blitz free to play.... Rip

BWSH4/25/2016, 5:03:35 PM

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