New free champion rotation: Blitzcrank, Gragas, Kalista and more!

Riot·Apr 23, 2016·1 votes·33,492 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Blitzcrank - the Great Steam Golem

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Fighter

Gragas - the Rabble Rouser

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Mage

Kalista - the Spear of Vengeance

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Kassadin - the Void Walker

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Mage

Lulu - the Fae Sorceress

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Mage

Orianna - the Lady of Clockwork

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Sion - The Undead Juggernaut

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Fighter

Sivir - the Battle Mistress

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Skarner - the Crystal Vanguard

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Tahm Kench - the River King

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Tank

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

58 Comments

King DellronApr 25, 201657 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Beauty is in the eye of the Taric. And in his abs, and hair, and face, and everything else.

Taric "Gems gems on the wall, who is the most fabulous of them all?"

item 1027 "It is a star dragon by the name of Aurelion Sol."

Taric "I will not stand for this! How can I be the most fabulous?"

item 1027 "Well, for starters. That armor is sooo 2009. Try a different version, more flowing fabric. And you got those abs, honey, use em, let em show."

Taric "My armor, is that all?"

item 1027 "That ugly mop you call hair. You look like a woman from the 80's who wears leopard print."

Taric "Alright, any idea on what to replace it with?"

item 1027 "Well, since you only let me read old romance novels. I have concluded that Fabio is the hottest man alive. And his hair has about 67% to do with that, so here is a picture."

Taric "Anything else?"

item 1027 "Well, you can't pull off the hammer like poppy can. So may I suggest a three-pronged mace. Maces are all the rage over on the shadow isles, and I think they are headed here next."

Taric "Looks functional, and stylish."

item 1027 "That shield, nuh uh. No more of that. Big clunky and ugly. Now, just add a few floating gems and voila. Girrrrrrl, you are hotter than Infernal Diana getting freaky with Leona. You are definitely the most fabulous thing in the universe."

Taric "GEMS!"

Down in the lounge:

Gnar "Why do places like these only serve muffins for breakfast? Where is the Bacon? WHAT TYPE OF BREAKFAST IS THS?"

Taric "My apologies, I shall try and have that issue rectified as soon as possible. Wouldn't want to have any unhappy guests." "Gives a million dollar smile."

Gnar "Something seems different about you? More charismatic, much nicer."

Soraka "Not to mention freaking hot."

Taric "I have decided to change myself, for the better. I only hope that I improve the atmosphere for all those around me."

Leona "Oh Taric, you are so beautiful. MARRY ME!"

Soraka "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TARIC! IF YOU WOULD TOUCH ME I THINK I MIGHT DIE!"

Taric "Ladies please, control yourselves. I am flattered, but my heart already desires for one. And now, with these looks, it will be ez."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo feel strange sensation in places."

Gnar "Taric, you are making me question a lot of things."

Taric "Why didn't I do this a long time ago. Now even the Yordles are into me. I can't believ-"

AurelionSol "ROARRRRRR!" "Crashes through wall."

Taric "Really, couldn't you just use the door? This is a Targon hotel, we have a big enough door for you."

AurelionSol "It's more dramatic this way. I heard that someone claims that they are more fabulous than I. Well, I came here to eat you and prove that isn't true. So get ready an- Dear Rito, he's gorgeous. Forget all that, you win, there is no beating your beauty."

Taric "Sparkles." "Crosses star dragons off of a list, right under Yordles."

AurelionSol "Well, while I'm here. Mind if I join you guys for breakfast?"

A few minutes later:

Gnar "This is really awkward. He takes up half the room and his stars keep getting dangerously close to me. Isn't it dangerous to keep those around? Couldn't they just expand and swallow the whole planet at any moment?"

Soraka "He seems to have pretty good control of them. Besides, letting him eat with us is the least we could do after what the Targonians did to him."

AurelionSol "So when Sion says: I must be sated, I never thought he was talking about devourer. But this one, he went full on hit build with sated devourer. Kinda reminded me of the way old Sion used to be. Poor guy couldn't get near me though, Rylai's too strong."

Taric "Your stories sure are entertaining aurel. By the way, any idea why there is such a strong breeze in here?"

AurelionSol "Oh sorry, that's me. As a hobby, I am a bit of a Wind Whistler. Sometimes I forget I am doing it."

Gnar "So boss, what are we doing for the Targon event."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo not sure. Be honest, me not even completely sure there is event for Targon. Just silly stories that upset all players."

Gnar "As long as I get paid, I don't really care. I am still getting paid for this, right? RIGHT?"

Taric Soraka DrMundo AurelionSol item 1027 Leona "Hahahahahahahaha, oh Corporate Gnar."

Gnar "What, why is everyone laughing? Why is there a freeze frame? Please stop, this isn't an old sitcom."

BlitzedlegendApr 25, 20164 votes

Dont know why your getting downvoted, let me help

Awes0meEmanApr 25, 20167 votes

Soraka "Not to***** mention freaking hot."

EnlegacyApr 25, 20163 votes

When it said ez, are you saying easy or ezreal? Just wondering...

King DellronApr 26, 20164 votes

That is up to your interpretation. Maybe he means both, maybe neither. The world will never know.

RvpwnsApr 25, 201612 votes

Beyond the Void: Season 1- Episode 17

Azir and Teemo head out of the main hall in Noxus and cautiously sneak around to avoid being caught by guards.

Teemo "Do you have any idea where this person is?"

Azir "Yes, the throne room."

Teemo "You left the castle.... and now you want to go back in. Man, I HATE people!"

Azir "It takes time to get to the throne room. If we had stayed in the castle, there was a 100% chance that we would have been caught with Darius and all."

Teemo "I wish I could just go on back to Valoran and work for Gnar again. Going all around the world and getting myself into trouble sucks!"

Azir "The headquarters was in Valoran?"

Teemo "Yeah, until the... event took place."

Azir "Look, what happened there was horrible. Now, you can roam around the world without being confined to a stupid office."

Teemo "Well, doesn't mean that I don't miss my co-workers... it was so much fun."

Azir "What if I told you that Gnar is alive?"

Teemo "WAIT! WHAT?!?"

Before Azir could reply a loud slamming noise occurred. Azir and Teemo both found the nearest wall and hid. Azir peered into the open road, the sight was not pretty.

Twitch "I am so sorry, sir. I didn't mean to sleep during my shift! Give me one more chance... I....I have children and a wife!"

Darius "I don't give a f**k about your life. Cause it ends NOW!"

Darius swung his axe and split his stomach in half. Then, he channeled his inner- self. As a result, the axe started glowing red.

Azir softly with confusion "What the hell?"

Darius swung at Twitch's heart with the glowing axe, killing him instantly. Not to mention, this event took place during the peak evening hours, so the blood went on bystander's clothes and into the food of a nearby street vendor.

Teemo aside to Azir "What is it? Nothing surprised me here."

Azir "No... Twitch died! I saw it with my own eyes!!"

Teemo "How is that possible?"

Azir "Ever since the Void returned, nothing seems right anymore."

Teemo "He is coming, we have to hurry to the throne room."

Azir and Teemo silently rushed off towards the throne room. When they reached the general area, there was a rope already hanging into the room. Being complete idiots, Teemo and Azir both climbed up. The sight was almost unbearable. The floor was covered in random spots of blood. To the right, there was a man hanged by a noose with skeletons on the floor beside him. The stench was terrible and the visibility was very low as well.

Swain like an old man "Why are you here?"

Azir frightened "Goo....Good question! We need to reach Demacia to rescue our friend."

Swain "According to my knowledge, both of you are wanted for execution. So, why on this planet would you ever come to the one man who wants you dead?"

Teemo "Ummmm, Darius wants us dead.... sir."

Swain "Bold. I like it. I will help you get to Demacia, but for something in return."

Teemo nudged Azir and signaled him to not take the deal. Azir ignored him by instinct.

Azir "We are ready to give anything, sir."

Swain "Very well. I have to emotionally destroy Garen, and for me to do that you must kill Soraka."

Teemo GASP

Azir "Soraka is alive?!?"

Swain "Why, of course..."

The longer Azir stared into Swain's eyes, the redder they became. Azir then avoided contact and then looked at Teemo to make sure he wasn't dying.

Teemo "How many people from the Valoran corporate business are alive?"

Swain evily "That is not my question to answer..."

Teemo aside "Jerk."

Swain "You have my permission to leave. Darius is right outside this room, so I suggest you head out the door and get out of Noxus as quickly as possible."

Azir and Teemo both head out. As soon as they do, Swain walks over to a wall with absolutely nothing on it. He then presses four random points and the wall begins to shift towards the right. He claps and the one light comes on. Swain then pulls the cover off of this box-looking object. It was a mini cell, with her in it.

Swain "Well, well, well my beautiful one! Turns out people are friends with you... I will have to deal with them later..."

Soraka "DO NOT TOUCH THEM, YOU PIECE OF ARROGANT S**T!"

Swain "I mean if you can't stop yelling at me, torture is always an open option..."

Soraka "Every time you come here, you are looking for something. So tell me, what is it you want?"

Swain "The Void embassy in Valoran, where is it?"

Soraka "That embassy has a lot of secrets and hidden powers, but don't you have enough trouble dealing with Demacia and all?"

Swain "I am no idiot, with Garen going rouge, Demacia will destroy itself. The embassy has the power for me to become the most powerful being on this planet!"

Soraka "You want to remove the Void from existence.... you remember what happens to people who try to do that, right?"

Swain "Good night, Soraka."

Soraka "Wait, you can just... leave me...."

Swain throws the cover back on, turns out the light and exists the secret room. He then starts laughing, normal at first... but with every 5 seconds, it grew more creepy and insane.

ChoaruApr 26, 20163 votes

Gdi Swain this is why we can't have nice things :U

streamstaApr 26, 20162 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

FireLion22Apr 27, 20163 votes

War of the kingdoms season 1 ep 2

Darius die filthy demacian scum

Garen DEMACIA

Draven stop in the all mighty name of DRAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEN

Lux oh gosh no, not him

Talon i will kill you ALL

JarvanIV in the name of demacia CHARGE

both armies collide with each other and start fighting, the Noxians slowly overwhelmed the demacians

JarvanIV fall back to the castle

elsewhere

Azir FOR THE LAST TIME I CAN TAKE HIM ALONE AND YOU CANT COME WITH ME

Amumu s-s-sorry sir i just wanted to help

Azir its ok little one as long as you stay safe

walks off towards some old ruins

later

Azir why are there forests in this world they had just approached a forest and had to cross it

Gnar to live in duh

PaKuLiErApr 25, 201620 votes

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StarvingTheEnemyApr 25, 20161 votes

Anyone know if this is Legit

SoryInAdvanceApr 26, 20164 votes

When is getting free money ever legit?

King DellronApr 25, 201619 votes

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Large MinivanApr 25, 20162 votes

thx for telling me I fell for a scam once bc I'm a newb

DentenApr 25, 20168 votes

Blitzcrank guess i wont be playing adc this week.

SugarCookApr 25, 20165 votes

I guess NOBODY is gonna be playing a fun adc this week. Allll thanks to Blitzcrank

Oblivious DenialApr 25, 20168 votes

Just play Ezreal Graves Tristana or Sivir . hooks you Ezreal : Arcane Shift away easily or use Arcane Shift to dodge it in the first place. Graves : Free engage, just auto Q auto and half his health is missing. E away afterwards, kite back to where you were earlier. : Rocket jump away or use ult to push him away. Don't use rocket jump to dodge it since he could still hook you while you're in the rather long animation of rocket jump. Sivir : SPELL SHIELD. Also, ASK FOR A Morgana SUPPORT!!

DentenApr 26, 20161 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Little PotatoesApr 29, 20161 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

SoryInAdvanceApr 26, 20161 votes

Pretty sure everyone already has blitz anyway.

Roit GumsApr 26, 20162 votes

its a nightmare for low level players like me

ShamelesshugApr 25, 20167 votes

Oh Blitzcrank Orianna :-: I ship it

Faith BreakerApr 25, 20161 votes

That relationship wouldn't be very.....productive

ShamelesshugApr 25, 20161 votes

;-; you can't stop the Ship Blitzcrank Orianna THE SHIP WILL BURN LIKE FIRE item 3751

Faith BreakerApr 26, 20161 votes

Oh I wouldn't try to stop it. It makes sense. I mean, more sense then Riven + Zac. Like how does that even start? What? Huh?

ToaDistraxxApr 25, 20166 votes

The Void Show: Episode 2: Teemo (LANGUAGE WARNING)

Sion "THIS IS AS FAR AS I GO" Amumu "Thanks Mecha Sion, that was helpful." Sion "INSERT OBLIGITORY YOUR WELCOME MESSAGE HERE" Amumu "..Okay..?" Malzahar "So are we at this "Teemo" now?" Amumu "Almost, we just gotta take the Unbench Express." "The What?" TahmKench "Call me king, call me demon, water forgets the name of the drowned." Amumu "Hey Kench, we need to get to Teemo." "Child, why would you want to go to Teemo?" Amumu "Uhhh... well..." Malzahar "To sacrifice it to The Void!" "Oh. Well, that's a hunger, and I need to help you please it. Now get in my belly." "What?" TahmKench "Child, this is the fastest way to Teemo, so just get in." "Alright. Fine. Is it free or no?" "Child, I have no hunger for gold, only to please my customers." Malzahar "Oh. Amumu, you coming?" Amumu "Yeah." ults LATER.. "This is as far as I go. stupid fucking ult" "So.. how much farther?" Amumu "At least another episode. But we can just cut the travel out and put another 'LATER..'." "Lets just do that." LATER (again).. Amumu "Alright we're here!" Teemo "hello." Malzahar "..." Teemo "what? did you expect me to be a place?" "Yeah.. kinda." Teemo "whatever. why are you here?" "To.. uh..." Amumu "To sacrifice you." Teemo "great! I hate my life anyway so just get on with it." After a really weird scene.. "Well that was easy." Amumu "Yeah, I expected it to be hard and having to convince him." Malzahar "Yeah whatever." "So how the fuck do I get back to the Void?" Amumu "I dunno. I'm gonna go over here and cry." Sion "YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE THE PAI- I MEAN HYPE TRAIN" "Oh. I forgot. Wait how did you get here?" Sion "I CAN TURN INTO A TRAIN, I CAN GO FAST" "I'm just gonna pretend that made sense." Sion "ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!" MEANWHILE BACK IN THE VOID.. Chogath "What the fuck is taking Malz so long?" Khazix "I don't know, and I don't really care." Chogath "Shut up Kha." KogMaw trumpet sounds "HEY IM BACK FROM EATING AGAIN" Chogath Khazix "No one cares." MEANWHILE (and later!).. Sion "THIS THE PLACE?" Malzahar "Yep, thanks Mecha Sion." Sion "THAT IS THE SECOND TIME SOMEONE HAS SAID THAT, ITS A LITTLE ANNOYING" "Oh. Sorry." Sion "HA HA. JUST KIDDING, ROBOTS DONT GET ANNOYED" "Are you fucking serious" Sion "OH SHIT, I SHOULD GO" uses new W "FUCK YOU." Sion ults "FUCK. Whatever I'm just gonna go back to the void." A LITTLE WHILE LATER.. Chogath "MALZ WHAT THE FUCK TOOK SO LONG." Malzahar "Trains and Catfish." Chogath Khazix KogMaw "The fuck?" "I'll tell you the story later. I got a sacrifice at least." Teemo "hi" Chogath "OH MY GOD IT'S STILL ALIVE!" ults Khazix KogMaw "CHO!" Chogath "Did I eat the sacrifice again?" Khazix "Yes, yes you did." Chogath "Sorry." Khazix groans "Whatever."