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New free champion rotation: Ezreal, Janna, Jayce and more!

Riot·12/17/2015, 7:15:11 PM·1 votes·35,113 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Ezreal - the Prodigal Explorer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Janna - the Storm's Fury
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Jayce - the Defender of Tomorrow
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Marksman
Karma - the Enlightened One
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Kayle - The Judicator
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Support
Kha'Zix - the Voidreaver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Kog'Maw - the Mouth of the Abyss
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Nautilus - the Titan of the Depths
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Rengar - the Pridestalker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Zyra - Rise of the Thorns
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

62 Comments

King Dellron12/21/2015, 6:23:04 PM39 votes

A Corporate Matter: A Corporate Christmas.

Soraka "Merry Chri-"

Gnar "NO, DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE."

Soraka "Uhhh, ok. Why?"

Gnar it's happy Snowdown around here. None of us can be seen saying anything else. Lest we offend someone. It's so easy to offend people these days. I mean, just look at what happened over the StarLux cups."

Soraka "You seem to be a bit paranoid. Here, maybe this red Holiday Hat will help you."

Gnar "I am not wearing this."

Soraka "WEAR IT!!!!"

Gnar "Ok ok, but you need to wear this green one, so you like the elf helper that you really are. Man, this thing is itchy."

Soraka "So, what did you get me? It is the season for giving, after all."

Sona "..."

Soraka "Sona, that is really mean. Of course he got me something. He isn't that cheap."

Gnar "No, she is right. I never get her or anyone anything ever. No point in spending my hard earned gold on something you probably won't even like."

Soraka Wow, you are even cheaper than I thought. It doesn't have to be anything big, even like, a Doran's ring would be nice. It's the thought that counts, not the price tag. Can't you do something nice for someone?"

Gnar "Oh, that reminds me. Poppy got a rework and needs to be free. I had better go tell her."

"They head on over to the Room Of Freedom. Where all the free versions of champions wait in their cages."

Poppy "Oh, great and mighty decider. Have you come to have mercy on someone like me this Snowdown?"

Gnar "Well, you just got reworked. Which means you are no longer toxic to the game and we don't have to worry about you ruining a whole free week. And it has been three and a half years. Would you like to be free?"

Poppy "Oh yes, it would be the greatest gift someone could give me."

Gnar "Alright, well then I guess. YOU CAN WAIT A LITTLE LONGER!"

Poppy "Oh cruel world, what have I done to deserve this?" "Cries."

Gnar "Another poppy kidnapped me and used me as her own personal pinball game last week. So I am not happy right now."

Soraka "Wow, that is really mean, boss. You shouldn't be such a scrooge."

Gnar "Oh come one, it's not like anything bad ever happened to someone for pulling a prank like that."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo hope you no mind him popping in."

Gnar "SWEET ILLAOI GLOBAL RECALL SOUND!!!! You scared me, what do you want?"

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo here to tell you. You need come to cabin in woods for Snowdown vacation tomorrow. It be mandatory or you be fireded. Also, you need pick up Snowdown tree for cabin, goodbye."

Gnar "Wait! Where do I? Awh, nevermind, he is gone. Alright, we best get ready to go. I need to figure out where to get a tree from."

"It twas the very next day. Corporate Gnar had managed to get himself lost alone in the woods as his search for a tree continues."

Gnar "Jeez, I can't see a thing. This Blizzard sucks. Really wish it hadn't blown away my map and my gold."

"He continued through the snow. Hoping that along his way he would find someplace to get a suitable tree. He appeared to be getting a bit grumpy, and may have started talking to himself."

Gnar "Hey! Old St. Zilean, Santa Gragas, even Workshop Nunu. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Corporate Mundo, my boss, right here in this storm with me. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Morellonomicon Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, autolocking, low-life, Never ganking, dirt-eating, insane, overstuffed, ignorant, Life stealing, Warwick kissing, brainless, kill-less, toxic, heartless, feeder, bug-eyed, scrub, always talking in the third person, Purple headed sack of Wukong dung he is! Hallelujah! Holy Rito! Where's my elixir?"

"It seems that Corporate Gnar may have finally lost it. Let's hope he doesn't find the Chainsaw."

Gnar "I CAN HEAR YOU, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!!"

"Oh, oops. I had better be quiet before he breaks any more of the fourth wall."

Gnar "Must keep going. There has got to be a sign or something somewhere." "Smacks foot against something hard."

Gnar "MISS FORTUNE! Ow, that hurt. What is this buried in the snow? IT'S A REAL SIGN, HUZZAH!"

Magical Snowdown tree continue and chop one down,

             _** yourself.**_

Gnar "What luck! I may get a tree after all."

"As he walks away, the wind blows. Revealing the rest of the sign."

Magical Snowdown tree-ent housing Do not continue any further. They are nocturnal and do not like visitors. If you chop one down, they will seek revenge, until you are dead yourself.

Gnar "Alright, this tree looks good. Now, where is my axe? No axe, not my weapons too. CURSE YOU BLIZZARD!!!!! Well, I feel a bit more talented than usual. Maybe I can make one out of this rock and stick."

"It takes a few hours, but he manages to make some sort of tool and chop down a tree."

Gnar "you may have taken my items from me blizzard, but you have given me talent. I am the hero of this storm! No, how do I get back to the cabin? Uh oh."

"Another few hours find our Corporate Gnar still lost in the woods. He has been dragging the tree with him the whole time. And it's weight is beginning to take a toll on him. It is also beginning to get very dark."

Gnar "Can't, go, on, much, longer. At least this hat Soraka gave me is keeping me warm this far. But I will freeze to death soon. I might have to go Mega Gnar. UAHDHUAHDUAHFHUGHREUHGUERHGUYUA!!!!!!"

"He concentrates really hard, but nothing. Not even a muscle bulge."

Gnar "Nope, too cold to be hot with rage. Guess I am going to freeze to death. Alright, goodbye tree, you are not worth dying over." "Walks for another few minutes after abandoning the tree."

Gnar "Why me, is it because I have been so cheap and not gotten anyone presents. Maybe because of what I did to poppy earlier. Naw, that is only the reasoning in sappy movies. It is really all Corporate Mundo's fault."

Gnarsummoner 32 "Gnar gada!"

Gnar "Snow Day Gnar, is that you? What do you want?"

Gnarsummoner 32 "Goova."

Gnar "This must be a hallucination. Well, if I am going to die here, might as well die insane." "Follows Snow Day Gnar Through the storm."

Gnarsummoner 32 "Vigishu!"

Gnar "Is that the cabin? YOU'RE NOT A SNOW MIRAGE, YES. WARMTH HERE I COME!!!!"

"After a very long day, Corporate Gnar has finally made it to the warm cabin. Everyone he knew was there and they put a cup of Hot Cocoa in his hands immediately."

Soraka "You made it! We were so worried about you."

Gnar "I wouldn't have if not for Snow Day Gnar, but why is he here?"

Sona "..."

Gnar "Your boyfriend, Bard, is part of the Snow Day Club? So he got his friends there to help me. Well, thank you, Bard."

Bard ",,,,"

KogMaw "Thank you guys again for letting me come. The holidays with the other Gentlemen are terrible. All they do is make fun of poor people and pick on Tiny Tahm."

Gnar "But how are you all here, even Recon Teemo made it."

Teemo "Oh, I don't want to be. But I didn't get much of a choice. SINCE I AM STILL IN THIS CAGE!"

Soraka "Bard again, he used his magical journey to get everyone here."

Gnar "Oh, but I didn't get the tree, I left it out there. Now I am so going to get fired."

Syndra "No worries, Snow Day Bard sent me to get it after Snow Day Gnar told us you dropped it. Turns out my W works on trees as well."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo say that Snow Day Bard be really magical. He save Snowdown, and me thank him."

"And there they all were. All Seven Corporates, all six Snow Days. Soraka, Recon Teemo, Guard Dog Warwick. They listened intently as Gentleman Kog'Maw sang every Holiday song he knew. While Sona and Snow Day Bard played the instruments. Everyone laughing and smiling, it was truly a wonderful time."

KogMaw "DECK THE HALLS WITH PUKED UP ARMOR, FALALALALALALA!!!!!"

LeeSin "My enhanced sense of hearing lets me appreciate his beautiful voice. You are really lucky to work with someone like him, gnarly."

Braum "Today is a wonderous day."

Kayle "This is boring, no one is being toxic. I haven't gotten to hand out any perma-bans today at all."

Nasus "Yes, buy everything in the Snowdown shop. I know you already own Hired Gun and Project: Lucian. But Striker is 70%, you know you wanna."

Malzahar "Come on Poro stevens, we are going to build to biggest snowman ever."

Singed "I'll get the snow nice and ready."

Ziggs "And I will throw it on top."

KogMaw "Have yourself, a positive little snowdown."

Warwick "How long until this ham is done. Being a Guard dog makes you really hungry."

Gnar "I haven't been this happy in a long time. You know what Soraka, you are right. I am going to say it. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!"

Over at a news station:

Janna "This just in, we are receiving word that the Corporates only care about Christmas. This is truly offensive. We recommend that anyone who celebrates Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or anything other than Christmas completely boycott league. And send them as many hateful messages on twitter as you can."

Meanwhile:

Maokai "Honey, I'm home. Honey, where are you. Why is there a tree stump here. BABY NOOOO! I WILL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS! OR MY NAME ISN'T FESTIVE MAOKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!"

stormlordzeus12/21/2015, 6:14:37 PM7 votes

A Corporate Matter: Episode 44

Gnar "Soraka, would you please stop throwing poros at me. That's nine times already. It's getting extremely annoying."

Soraka "Sorry boss."

Sona "..."

Soraka "Ohh come on Sona. You threw some too." "throws a poro at Corporate Gnar."

Gnar "Oww. I THOUGHT I SAID TO STOP THAT."

Soraka "Sorry, I just couldn't resist."

Gnar "What is this circle around me. Is pantheon ulting m-

BOOOOOOOOM

summoner 30 "Greetings. I am the Poro king and I have come to.... wait where is Corporate Gnar?"

Soraka "You're on top of him. I think."

summoner 30 "Oops, sorry." "gets off of Corporate Gnar."

summoner 30 "As I was saying, I came to wish you a merry snowdown and... wait, someone just got ten poros. Bye." "flys off into the sky"

Soraka "Well that was certainly interesting."

Sona "..."

Soraka "Ohh yea, I forgot." "Heals Corporate Gnar in a instant."

Gnar "Uhhg, you had to throw that last poro."

Soraka "I'm so sorry, I didn't know that the poro king would come crashing down through our roof."

Gnar "We'll see how you like it." "throws a poro toward Soraka."

Teemo "OWW, WHO THREW A PORO AT ME."

Gnar "AHHHHHHHH." "Faints."

BOOOOOOOM

summoner 30 "I'M BACK."

(This is not the real A Corporate Matter, just something I made last night)

Isaacorion12/21/2015, 9:34:09 PM7 votes

Ezreal : 20% more wannabe leaps from the brush. Janna : 70% more shielded turrets. Jayce : 44% more long shots flying by. Karma : 86% more yoga sessions breaking out on the Rift. Kayle : 99% more cooldowns blown on Invulnerable targets. Khazix : 50% more creatures leaping from the brush at you. KogMaw : 5% full auto carries gunning down turrets. Nautilus : 61% more escape lines used. Rengar : The other 50% creatures leaping from the brush. Zyra : 53% more squishies dying approaching the brush.

All statistics are made up on the spot. Enjoy.

Roshai 12/22/2015, 12:11:30 AM4 votes

At least free Zed and Illaoi week is over

CarameI Frappe12/21/2015, 7:04:16 PM4 votes

Zyra is someone I always wanted to try support with. Should be fun.

ZabuzaHiddenMist12/22/2015, 5:03:19 AM3 votes

Is it against the summoner's code to spoil Star wars the force awakens in all chat if the enemy jungler steals my buffs?

Rholiver12/22/2015, 1:10:47 PM2 votes

Hey King Dellron can you make corporate gnar kiss someone under the mistletoe, like soraka maybe.lol I wanna see gnar's reaction to that one.

Chr0nosReaper12/21/2015, 7:43:29 PM2 votes

Khazix Rengar Lots of thrill of the hunt item 2032

XxRavenStarxX12/22/2015, 12:49:28 AM2 votes

Im kinda confused on the preseason and season can someone explain it to me?

Zaalon12/22/2015, 2:56:36 AM2 votes

Kitty(Rengar ) is f2P :D

MrSolomon12/22/2015, 3:11:33 AM2 votes

As a guy who frequents ADC: Oh man....Karma oh god, oh man...Janna ...oh godZyra, oh manJanna , oh godKarma , oh man, oh god!Janna Karma Zyra

DAJMOND27212/22/2015, 10:24:40 AM2 votes

Come come kitti kitti your so pretty come come kitti stay with me Rengar

xRiftzx12/22/2015, 5:28:47 PM2 votes

Kayle- "This is boring, no one is being toxic. I haven't gotten to hand out any perma-bans today at all."

Umm... I was perma-banned today so that's kinda wrong... :/

Sirchickenman12/22/2015, 6:10:02 PM2 votes

Rengar and Khazix have been on rotation together for 3 times in a row this needs to stop Rito!

NeroBlainco12/22/2015, 10:46:28 PM2 votes

Sooo where is the free Yorick for a week, I don't think I've seen him free....

WitchKing00712/24/2015, 4:48:57 PM2 votes

All the Naut mains, All the Naut mains! All the Naut mains, All the Naut mains! Knock your foes up! Fo-ooh-oh-wah-ard, Fo-ooh-oh-wah-ard! (Sing to the tune of the All the Single Ladies chorus) Nautilus Nautilus Nautilus Thank you sooooooooo much RIOT!!!!!

GOLDHAOTIAN12/28/2015, 5:48:33 PM1 votes

Yasuo ok

ApeGoddess2/23/2016, 10:56:38 AM1 votes

Hi

ApeGoddess2/23/2016, 10:57:59 AM1 votes

Zed

Puffing Daisies12/24/2015, 5:34:56 PM1 votes

http://mysterysnowdown.com/?s=Pjo1QMr

babashook12/24/2015, 6:03:21 PM1 votes

http://mysterysnowdown.com/?s=rq0BoQP

Lords Shadow12/22/2015, 1:18:44 AM1 votes

Rengar carry time on

XxRavenStarxX12/24/2015, 7:41:01 PM1 votes

I need some Kindred in my life Kindred

Stexe12/21/2015, 8:35:01 PM1 votes

Pretty amazing ARAM champions this week. All of them are good save for Kha'zix and Rengar. Guess it is time to boot up an ARAM only account.

Meicon12/22/2015, 3:45:08 PM1 votes

akou biua jawbgey lopbawgal okawagofreck .

Nite Killa12/25/2015, 7:58:40 AM1 votes

How long do we have these dudes open for?