#A Corporate Matter
Episode: It's the end of the world as we know it.
"THE END IS NEAR!"
"What in Runeterra are you on about now?"
"The end of all that we know is coming."
"I still can't believe he made you my secretary. CAN'T I PLEASE SWITCH?"
"No."
"BUT WHY! ALL THE OTHER CORPORATES GET TO PICK THEIRS. I HATE HER SO MUCH!"
"Because, Corporate Mundo feed off pain and suffering. Me enjoy watching you fight."
"Well, at least he's honest.
"Alright, what was that about the world coming to an end?"
"Oh right. THE END IS NEAR!"
"Yes, but why is it near? And if no one needs to be banned, how is it my problem?"
"I know because I have read the signs."
"What signs?"
"First, Ionia chose to leave the Valoran Union."
"Ok, that was unexpected. But not the end of the world."
"Then the Piltover Volicubs won the world series for the first time in three thousand years."
"Me admit, me lost money on that."
"Then, Azir was elected emperor of Shurima."
"Make Shurima rise again."
"And finally, the most unlikely of all. Yorick got reworked. This can only mean that-"
"Barry messed up the timeline again."
"Who are you?"
"You can just call me Iris. These magic powers are awesome. Have any of you seen someone who can move super fast? Especially if they couldn't do so before. I need to fix this."
"I think I saw Talon out in the park. He's a lot more mobile than he used to be."
"And more annoying than I thought possible."
"That's probably him, thanks."
"Now that that's over with. I have heard enough crazy talk today. If you would excuse me, I need to get back to perma-banning people for swearing."
"THEY ARE COMING!"
"Great, now who's this wackjob?"
"THE WORLDBREAKERS ARE COMING TO END THE WORLD."
"Makes a giant grin."
"WELL, WHERE ARE THEY HUH? I DON'T SEE ANY-"
"HELLO, INSECT!"
"One coming to. H-h-hi there."
"We are the world breakers, and we've come to break everything."
"In the whole world."
"Wait, you guys are the Mayan end of the world. Weren't you guys supposed to be here like, four years ago?"
"We were, but someone messed up on setting the alarm for 2012."
"Look, how was I supposed to know they only have an extra day once every four years. I mean, what's up with that?"
"Oh well, at least this way we are more unexpected, even if we do look like idiots."
That sentence reminds King Dellron of how he plays CSGO.
"Yeah, we are still going to kill you all. And there is nothing you can do about it."



"MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Will our heroes survive? Will the world end? Why does all this stuff only seem to happen at the Corporate Office? What is the point in asking all these questions? Tune in next week to the anticlimactic part 2 and maybe find out the answers to some of these questions.